Found pornstar level service

[BBFS Enjoyoor]

look up the definition of complain retard

Keep looking up definitions of words in dictionaries

And complaining about me

and I will spend my time print busting inside hoes raw

Nerd

 

[ignorethisact]

Keep looking up definitions of words in dictionaries

And complaining about me

and I will spend my time print busting inside hoes raw

Nerd

"I will spend my time print busting inside hoes raw"

 

[BBFS Enjoyoor]

"I will spend my time print busting inside hoes raw"

Just what I thought...

A complete fucking nerd

Thanks for falling the trap that I so perfectly set for you

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Only trash goes to espa

 

[hern]

Best review ever

Pretty useless review actually. Great to read yeah. Buy no real information

 

[69suds]

Pretty useless review actually. Great to read yeah. Buy no real information

Skimmed through it. It was 8 pages on my phone.

So he paid $160 for cbj and cfs. Guessing it was 30min. It was at ESpa so that was helpful. He didn't mention her name but did mention the names of 4 other providers from elsewhere. That was not helpful.

Partial points for almost providing a review.

 

[Poonhound]

Best review ever

Except it’s just an erotic tale as a review says who there reviewing

 

[Deleted member 101953]

So he paid $160 for cbj and cfs

Yeah, price doesn't sound fair..OP should have gotten bbbj from her..OP got upsell by Mystery Deepthroat, but I guess that doesn't matter to him now since he's got the fever and is in love..

 

[SuperSoakerOver9000]

Yeah, price doesn't sound fair..OP should have gotten bbbj from her..OP got upsell by Mystery Deepthroat, but I guess that doesn't matter to him now since he's got the fever and is in love..

I did get a bbbj...

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

"I will spend my time print busting inside hoes raw"

I think you’re right.

Not a reviewer, just a comedian.

 

[Social-Misfit]

I want to preface this entire message by saying that the masseuse requested I don't make a review about her, so I'll rather make a review whilst excluding her name. Sorry in advance.

Guys, I'm blown away. Figuratively and literally. I made a trip to ESpa recently based off a recommendation sent to me via dm on Massage Planet.

So I started the day wanting to try out Nadia, formerly at Sweet Spa now at Sulexa, but sadly she wasn't working. Bummer because I hear her bbbj skills are something to experience. So I decided to call Peony Garden Spa to book @Trina_rockstar69 , but the spa said they aren't sure if she works with them anymore. I sent her a dm here, so Trina if you see this hopefully you could be my last ride of the year . So I frustratingly decided to go home and squeeze one out instead. As I was driving I happened to see the ESpa sign a block away, so I pulled over and gave them a call because I remembered a few ladies of theirs was recommended to me for their bbbj deepthroat skills. I called and asked for the recommended lady and luckily she was in. So I turn there corner and realize their parking is dismal. Not to mention that I'm currently working and driving my flatbed truck so I really don't know what to do. I end up going around the back and parked in front of a freight container. Made my way inside and was greeted by a very pretty lady. I told her I booked with the mystery lady and she tells me she isn't in yet and if I want to sit in a room and wait for her. I was thrown by this request so I asked her how long it'll be and she wasn't sure. After a bit of back and forth she told me to call her boss since she has the mystery ladies number. So back to my truck I go, fairly annoyed at the situation. I get in contact with the boss and she said she'll call her and call me back. I get a call back and am informed that she just turned the corner, I look up and see a woman walk into the spa. So back in I go. I get seated in a room, and holy out of nowhere do they get busy. I'm told to take a shower while I wait. I swear like 6 men came in as I was waiting. So I'm waiting for a good 10 minutes and I just hear a commotion with all of the ladies being confused as to what man is waiting for what lady. In comes a very sultry phenom of a woman walk in asking how long I want to stay. I ask for prices and agreed for half an hour for $160. Then she asks me if I had a booking and I said yes and said who I was waiting for. She says oh and walks out the room. So I sit back on the table and wait another 10 minutes. A lady comes in and asks who I'm waiting for, I said who, and she's says "oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you". Instantly she starts very organic conversation asking where I go for spas normally and if I've been there before. We have a bit of chit chat and she asks if she can take a shower in front of me with a wonderful teehee. As she's showering she's continuing conversation and I'm answering while watching her wonderful small ample body get ready for me.

So we get to the massage and she's continuing a wonder conversation. Telling me about her life currently and what days she works (I'm not going to say what days either, to protect her request). The massage was alright, not too much pressure not too little pressure. Then she starts kissing my back and buttocks. Then it starts.

She stands beside me, leans over, and starts going nuts on my balls. I'm used having my balls sucked and licked while laying face down, but she went absolutely buckwild. She's sucking them with so much varying pressures, slide across my balls, biting my buttocks, sucking and pulling on my balls. I literally can't feel where my balls are anymore, just the intense sensation. I'm moaning like crazy while she's sucking the black off my balls. The she asks me to flip. It took me so long to flip over, as I was I was telling her how amazing that was and how sexy she was. She gets on top of me and I start sucking her beautiful small natural tits. She's moaning like crazy, and she moves down to my dick. She places a condom on the head of my dick and I stop her asking for a bbbj. She says "oh you want that? I don't do it for anyone, but okay". She again starts going crazy on my balls and I'm literally curling off the table because I'm going through such an intense sensation. She licks both sides of my dick and starts the craziest pornstar bbbj. She's controlling her speed like an absolute pro, just enough wetness, paying attention to getting my dick at different angles. Then she deepthroat my dick. Holy, she got down to the base, with no teeth at all. I wish I could've popped through her barrier because my dick was literally hitting the back of her throat. This is way better than any bbbj deepthroat I've received so far. Like Dt Maggie and Hawaii Coco are great, but they're a one speed blowjob. Not a bad thing, but it ain't this. So she's absolutely sucking out my soul and I completely forget that there's more on her menu.

She puts on a condom and I'm out of breath. She stands up and I start chewing her ass cheek. It's a small booty, but the meat is there. One of those hidden treasure type booties. She asks me who's starting and I say her because I need to recoup my stamina. Again she blows my damn mind. She gets on the bed flat footed, knees points to both side walls so her pussy is in full view, tries to sit on my dick and starts slapping it on her clit. I nearly buss because ain't no masseuse ever teases like that. I literally feel like I'm in a porno. This lady slips my dick in all the way to the base, leans back, rests her hands on my thighs behind her and sits there for a few seconds while letting out a moan like she got filled all the way up which is exactly how it felt. I moan out that she's so tight and immediately she says "that's because you're so damn big". Again. In the illustrious words of J Cole. I ain't shamed bout it. I nearly buss again. I've never heard such a porn script said to me by a masseuse. I'm nearly in love with this lady. Then she starts riding all the way from the base of my dick to the absolute tip of my dick and back down multiple times. She's moaning, my mind is turning into mush, I'm in heaven. I nearly buss again so I started controlling the session from the bottom. I start stroking her out, she leans forward, tits in my face, I'm slapping the hell out of her ass while I'm trying my best to give her good strokes. We rest, we're panting, I lean forward, pick her up while she's still on my dick, and take her into my second favourite position, airborne. I am stroking her out the absolute best I can. We're both moaning like crazy. Finally she couldn't hold herself on my neck anymore and she just let's go and falls to the table. Alright, time for my best stamina position, standing missionary. As soon as I start my dick starts rumbling. I lean forward and start sucking on those Hershey kiss nipples and she starts apologizing for being so sweaty while laughing. I said it's okay and started sucking on her neck. I'm not even trying to be weird, but this ladies sweat tasted amazing. I could legit drink that sweat in a shot glass and not make a face. So I start stroking her out some more and she says the most mind-blowing words to me that I haven't even heard in porn. "shoot in me". I stopped immediately because my chamber was about to get loaded. I stroke out for a few more minutes and she keeps on saying it. I asked her if I could cum on her face by kissing the spot and she said no and to cum on her stomach. I was hoping she'd say yes because earlier she apologized for not putting any makeup on and looking like a cute Chinese girl for me. So I pull out, take off the condom, then I start popping off. She must've heard of me because she instinctively placed her hands in front of my dick so no spurts would hit her face. I'm cumming on her tits and stomach, trying to stroke out every last bit of cum and she blows my mind again. She starts dirty talking about how much I cum AND STARTS SWIRLING MY CUM ON HER STOMACH. I wish I had a way of cumming again immediately for her because that's something I've only ever experienced watching porn. The she starts ever so softly stroking the head of my penis. I'm gyrating like a Robocop electrocuting himself to factory reset his memory banks.

She asks me to grab the paper towel and tells me to shower first. Now the reason I didn't name this woman is because she talked to me for a bit and told me not to write a review of her, I forgot to mention that she asked me why I booked her at the beginning of the session and I said I saw great reviews of her, because she doesn't provide bbbj for everyone. She only does it for clean people that she inspects in her own way during the session and doesn't want to get into arguments with anyone because a review said she provides xyz while she might be denying someone else based off that review. She got me water, gave me a handful of candy, and sent me on my way. I still can't believe that session, I was literally close to telling her I loved her. Dead serious. So she's probably going to be my go to masseuse for a while, although I still want to try out Trina so again Trina. Respond to my dm

I can cut and paste from porn sites as well, fucking nonsense this is

 

[Social-Misfit]

Keep looking up definitions of words in dictionaries

And complaining about me

and I will spend my time print busting inside hoes raw

Nerd

You seem to be the that constantly looks up words we mention on here, knuckle dragging Neanderthal comes to mind describing u, go ahead, look that up on Google boy

 

[Social-Misfit]

Except it’s just an erotic tale as a review says who there reviewing

Agreed

 

[LoinHeart Charley]

I want to preface this entire message by saying that the masseuse requested I don't make a review about her, so I'll rather make a review whilst excluding her name. Sorry in advance.

Guys, I'm blown away. Figuratively and literally. I made a trip to ESpa recently based off a recommendation sent to me via dm on Massage Planet.

So I started the day wanting to try out Nadia, formerly at Sweet Spa now at Sulexa, but sadly she wasn't working. Bummer because I hear her bbbj skills are something to experience. So I decided to call Peony Garden Spa to book @Trina_rockstar69 , but the spa said they aren't sure if she works with them anymore. I sent her a dm here, so Trina if you see this hopefully you could be my last ride of the year . So I frustratingly decided to go home and squeeze one out instead. As I was driving I happened to see the ESpa sign a block away, so I pulled over and gave them a call because I remembered a few ladies of theirs was recommended to me for their bbbj deepthroat skills. I called and asked for the recommended lady and luckily she was in. So I turn there corner and realize their parking is dismal. Not to mention that I'm currently working and driving my flatbed truck so I really don't know what to do. I end up going around the back and parked in front of a freight container. Made my way inside and was greeted by a very pretty lady. I told her I booked with the mystery lady and she tells me she isn't in yet and if I want to sit in a room and wait for her. I was thrown by this request so I asked her how long it'll be and she wasn't sure. After a bit of back and forth she told me to call her boss since she has the mystery ladies number. So back to my truck I go, fairly annoyed at the situation. I get in contact with the boss and she said she'll call her and call me back. I get a call back and am informed that she just turned the corner, I look up and see a woman walk into the spa. So back in I go. I get seated in a room, and holy out of nowhere do they get busy. I'm told to take a shower while I wait. I swear like 6 men came in as I was waiting. So I'm waiting for a good 10 minutes and I just hear a commotion with all of the ladies being confused as to what man is waiting for what lady. In comes a very sultry phenom of a woman walk in asking how long I want to stay. I ask for prices and agreed for half an hour for $160. Then she asks me if I had a booking and I said yes and said who I was waiting for. She says oh and walks out the room. So I sit back on the table and wait another 10 minutes. A lady comes in and asks who I'm waiting for, I said who, and she's says "oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you". Instantly she starts very organic conversation asking where I go for spas normally and if I've been there before. We have a bit of chit chat and she asks if she can take a shower in front of me with a wonderful teehee. As she's showering she's continuing conversation and I'm answering while watching her wonderful small ample body get ready for me.

So we get to the massage and she's continuing a wonder conversation. Telling me about her life currently and what days she works (I'm not going to say what days either, to protect her request). The massage was alright, not too much pressure not too little pressure. Then she starts kissing my back and buttocks. Then it starts.

She stands beside me, leans over, and starts going nuts on my balls. I'm used having my balls sucked and licked while laying face down, but she went absolutely buckwild. She's sucking them with so much varying pressures, slide across my balls, biting my buttocks, sucking and pulling on my balls. I literally can't feel where my balls are anymore, just the intense sensation. I'm moaning like crazy while she's sucking the black off my balls. The she asks me to flip. It took me so long to flip over, as I was I was telling her how amazing that was and how sexy she was. She gets on top of me and I start sucking her beautiful small natural tits. She's moaning like crazy, and she moves down to my dick. She places a condom on the head of my dick and I stop her asking for a bbbj. She says "oh you want that? I don't do it for anyone, but okay". She again starts going crazy on my balls and I'm literally curling off the table because I'm going through such an intense sensation. She licks both sides of my dick and starts the craziest pornstar bbbj. She's controlling her speed like an absolute pro, just enough wetness, paying attention to getting my dick at different angles. Then she deepthroat my dick. Holy, she got down to the base, with no teeth at all. I wish I could've popped through her barrier because my dick was literally hitting the back of her throat. This is way better than any bbbj deepthroat I've received so far. Like Dt Maggie and Hawaii Coco are great, but they're a one speed blowjob. Not a bad thing, but it ain't this. So she's absolutely sucking out my soul and I completely forget that there's more on her menu.

She puts on a condom and I'm out of breath. She stands up and I start chewing her ass cheek. It's a small booty, but the meat is there. One of those hidden treasure type booties. She asks me who's starting and I say her because I need to recoup my stamina. Again she blows my damn mind. She gets on the bed flat footed, knees points to both side walls so her pussy is in full view, tries to sit on my dick and starts slapping it on her clit. I nearly buss because ain't no masseuse ever teases like that. I literally feel like I'm in a porno. This lady slips my dick in all the way to the base, leans back, rests her hands on my thighs behind her and sits there for a few seconds while letting out a moan like she got filled all the way up which is exactly how it felt. I moan out that she's so tight and immediately she says "that's because you're so damn big". Again. In the illustrious words of J Cole. I ain't shamed bout it. I nearly buss again. I've never heard such a porn script said to me by a masseuse. I'm nearly in love with this lady. Then she starts riding all the way from the base of my dick to the absolute tip of my dick and back down multiple times. She's moaning, my mind is turning into mush, I'm in heaven. I nearly buss again so I started controlling the session from the bottom. I start stroking her out, she leans forward, tits in my face, I'm slapping the hell out of her ass while I'm trying my best to give her good strokes. We rest, we're panting, I lean forward, pick her up while she's still on my dick, and take her into my second favourite position, airborne. I am stroking her out the absolute best I can. We're both moaning like crazy. Finally she couldn't hold herself on my neck anymore and she just let's go and falls to the table. Alright, time for my best stamina position, standing missionary. As soon as I start my dick starts rumbling. I lean forward and start sucking on those Hershey kiss nipples and she starts apologizing for being so sweaty while laughing. I said it's okay and started sucking on her neck. I'm not even trying to be weird, but this ladies sweat tasted amazing. I could legit drink that sweat in a shot glass and not make a face. So I start stroking her out some more and she says the most mind-blowing words to me that I haven't even heard in porn. "shoot in me". I stopped immediately because my chamber was about to get loaded. I stroke out for a few more minutes and she keeps on saying it. I asked her if I could cum on her face by kissing the spot and she said no and to cum on her stomach. I was hoping she'd say yes because earlier she apologized for not putting any makeup on and looking like a cute Chinese girl for me. So I pull out, take off the condom, then I start popping off. She must've heard of me because she instinctively placed her hands in front of my dick so no spurts would hit her face. I'm cumming on her tits and stomach, trying to stroke out every last bit of cum and she blows my mind again. She starts dirty talking about how much I cum AND STARTS SWIRLING MY CUM ON HER STOMACH. I wish I had a way of cumming again immediately for her because that's something I've only ever experienced watching porn. The she starts ever so softly stroking the head of my penis. I'm gyrating like a Robocop electrocuting himself to factory reset his memory banks.

She asks me to grab the paper towel and tells me to shower first. Now the reason I didn't name this woman is because she talked to me for a bit and told me not to write a review of her, I forgot to mention that she asked me why I booked her at the beginning of the session and I said I saw great reviews of her, because she doesn't provide bbbj for everyone. She only does it for clean people that she inspects in her own way during the session and doesn't want to get into arguments with anyone because a review said she provides xyz while she might be denying someone else based off that review. She got me water, gave me a handful of candy, and sent me on my way. I still can't believe that session, I was literally close to telling her I loved her. Dead serious. So she's probably going to be my go to masseuse for a while, although I still want to try out Trina so again Trina. Respond to my dm

I dare say this is the longest review I have read this year. Lol

 

[Social-Misfit]

Skimmed through it. It was 8 pages on my phone.

So he paid $160 for cbj and cfs. Guessing it was 30min. It was at ESpa so that was helpful. He didn't mention her name but did mention the names of 4 other providers from elsewhere. That was not helpful.

Partial points for almost providing a review.

Maybe process of elimination?..

 

[Hearme-Roar]

So:

“her beautiful small natural tits“

Eliminates Lynne & Emily; could be Cici or Michelle. But Cici never says do not review, and the action here, talking in the shower, amazing bj, sounds like the other one.

If you’ve ever been with Ms M, this sounds like her routine.

 

[BBFS Enjoyoor]

You seem to be the that constantly looks up words we mention on here, knuckle dragging Neanderthal comes to mind describing u, go ahead, look that up on Google boy

Stop following me around

Get a fucking JOB

 

[bathorst]

E Spa is the only Toronto MP on TikTok as far as I know

 

[Deleted member 101953]

I did get a bbbj...

How was it?

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

How was it?

Dude, can you read? Post #1?