In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, I command any demon or evil spirit that has taken hold of TheWatcher to depart from their body and soul. By the power of God, I hold in my hand this crucifix and this vial of holy water, both of which are blessed and imbued with the divine power of Christ our Lord. Through these sacred objects, I call upon the intercession of the blessed Virgin Mary, the angels and saints, and all the holy men and women who have gone before us.
In accordance with the Rite of Exorcism, I call upon the Holy Trinity, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, to drive out any and all evil spirits from TheWatcher's body and soul that are causing him to make these schizophrenic posts. I pray that the peace and love of Christ may fill their heart and that they may be protected from all harm and temptation to go after these poor whores who probably have never seen this thread despite him bumping it every day. I urge TheWatcher to find God and lay down his crack pipe and take his meds. I urge TheWatcher to embrace the goodness and mercy of God and get a fucking job, knowing that through faith and prayer, he can conquer any darkness. I pray the Lord is listening so he can spare not only the poor whores but also all the good God-fearing members of this forum from seeing this thread bumped every single day.
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, I ask that the Lord Jesus Christ send His holy angels give gonorrhea to TheWatcher, both now and forever. Amen.