Ideal bs

[zangmo315]

I'm sure you're a beautiful young woman that I would be proud to invite over to meet my father,followed by the three of us eating his over-sized steaks and watching Sportsnet.

It's just that when Paul said he'd treat me to a session of cuddling and sharing of feelings I figured it was too good to be true, but have since realized it doesn't even matter if you're a 350 lbs BBW with a hair lip (I know you're really a beautiful young lady, you have to be).

After reading your posts and admiring with your wit and crafty sense of humor, I have realized that I'm falling in love with you.

Red, when you read this post please press your hands against your computer monitor.I'll have mine pressed up against mine, so we can feel each others energy and let the two of us become one.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Rust, I felt your energy and cuddling potential right through the screen.
Afterwards, I reached for the nearest cigarette and I'm smoking it right now.

 

[loki]

Awwwwww yes. I too am enjoying a deliciously rich cigarette. While smoking, are you caressing your nipples and areolas with the other hand. That's what I'm doing and it's making me want to cuddle with you that much more.

The cigarette thing is only more proof that we should be cuddling and watching Full House together right now.

 

[Common Sense]

Naw...it's gotta be Welcome Back Kotter, or this theme song:

Can you guess?
(theme song: singing)
And you knew you were then,

Girls were girls and men were men

Mister, we could use a man Herber Hoover again.

Didn't have no wefare state

Everybody pulled his weight

Gee, our old La Salle ran great

Those were the days!!!!!!

 

[mrs_g2]

I'm pretty sure that was the theme song to Growing Pains. Am I right?

I personally love

Mama's got the magic, mama's got the magic of clorox bleach.

That's it.We have to cuddle together and we have to cuddle together right now...........or whenever your next shift is.

 

[Bowling for some Soup]

Your wrong about the show.

I thought Paul was paying, but is he going to pay me in Lire?

 

[EugeneBrumley]

Either Lire or a Slide/Cuddle session's worth of The Adventures of Vinny Barbarino featuring the comedic stylings of Balki From Perfect Strangers.

I wish you were with me right now so we could cuddle, get drunk on girl drinks and talk 80's sitcoms, but alas, I must wait until later in the week to come see you with The Godfather of MP's aka Paul.

Promise me you'll think about me until we're together.

 

[SwimIsAwesome =]]

Was it just me, or did you think Balki was hot! That vest he always wore, was

god awful ugly but it looked hot on him.



I'm going to print out your previous reply, I'll make 100 copies, and use them
as a body pillow tonight.
Here's a joke for a lustful bi-sexual nights sleep:

Two buddies decide to go out drinking for the night. They realize
the do not have a large amount of money to do this. The one guy
tells his buddy to go into the deli beside the bar and buy a sausage, and it
will allow them to drink for free all night. Puzzled, the friend goes along
with the plan and goes next door to buy the sausage.

With the sausage in hand they go into the bar and have 2 or 3 drinks. When
it comes time to pay, the one guy takes the sausage and puts it down his pants.
He tells his friend to perform fellatio on the sausage and they will get kicked
out of the bar and escape paying the the bill. It works, and sure enough, they get kicked out of every bar they attempt this in.
After the 5th bar, hammered, the guy giving
the fellatio tells his buddy he's tired of this and wants to go home. His
buddy leans over, drunken, and says: "How do you think I feel, I lost the sausage
3 bars ago"

 

[Free Abuse]

Awwww, what a beautifully romantic idea. I shall do the same with your reply where you called me "Rust" (that nickname really gets my bi-sexual juices flown'). This way it can be like we're together tonight.

Thanks for the joke.It was nay-nay hilarioh of the higest quality.

Have a lovely evening, my sweet,sexy and precious joker.

 

[Jena Lost]

I think we scared away Destiny

 

[Wallachian]

Ha Ha. LOL, Good one! She probably just quit the business right now!

 

[Simonsays]

Or maybe Rayden managed to educate her.

Lucky Ba$tard

 

[zeureeka]

Perhaps busy shopping for glasses to go with the BS session.

 

[yet-knish!]

Except she's so much more!

From our SC encounter, with RS in my arms, we embrace, for that moment seem eternity.

When time stood still, like Meg Ryan & Kevin Kline in French Kiss with Eiffel tower in the backdrop. Ever-lasting. A moment in time.

Mind blowing experience...

Afterward, RS walks off, calls out to Goodtime, "I feel like a woman"

 

[ann_svit]

Last I was in Rome, 2600 L sounded impressive but quickly became unimpressive
I usually get my protein from other sources, but okay, make it with Creatine
Sometimes I smoke Players
Make it Stevie Wonder
Make it a 1 small steeped tea, I want to experience Rust straight, I get sloppy with tea

 

[Danielle P]

I'll definitely be straight during our time together, Red.

I'll bring you a glossy 8 x 10 of Balki wearing those tops that you like.

I just know this is gonna be the most romantic experience I have ever experienced. Thanks a lot, Paul and Red. You guys are constantly making my sliding and cuddling dreams come true.