ISO- Oral with Rub and Tug

[LMG]

Anybody from up north may be off his rocker, but considered the enemy? That may be too much.

If LE are way undercover, maybe it is our job as hobbiest to convert these officers to the dark side. Get them in too deep, so to speak, so that the only way out is a bloody gunbattle, a-la The Killer, Hard Boiled or any other Jon Woo, Chow-Yung Fat movie.

I wonder how SirTier is doing with his soul searching. Or is it OffiSir Tier. Maybe he's given up his badge and has become a full time hobbiest. Just kidding. 200 posts, you've gotta be legit. I know I am.

The odd part here is how some posters think that the police have too much to worry about to drive all the way from who knows where to EBC to make a bust. It's like everyone is assuming Dudley Dooright is up in the Rockies and has no time to drop by the GTA. That's totally incorrect. We have diffferent municipalities in the GTA each having their own police force. Yes Peel region cops will care less about the happenings of EBC. But those that patrol the EBC area might finally have something to do on a slow day if they hear enough from us posters on how great the seafood is. It's not that hard to get your ass into the cruiser and drive, what, 5 minutes from Timmy's to an EBC MP.

Yes we can say as much or as little as we want. And yes, PMing is not a failsafe way of passing on juicy information. But if you at least put an effort in asking for information, giving information, and interpretting information, maybe none of us have to worry about the Evil Emperor Fred Zed laying the smacketh down on some shmuck's head.

 

[LifeIsPeachy]

I am under cover, writing a story about a local man whose mission in life is to aimlessly investigate SP's and MPA's activities but have no intentions to do anything with the data, except to chalk it up as life experience.

At a psychoanalytic level, it is a narcissistic examination of life and death, and uses the sex industry as a metaphorical expose of life's fruitless search for meaning, before confronting impending death.

John Woo will be directing the movie, with Chow Yoon Fatt as me, and Nicholas Cage as LE.

Extras for non-speaking roles required. Apply within.

 

[Magic Man]

However, such a movie has already been produced. It is called "Last Tango in Paris"; granted it would be much more interesting if it would have been in context of the hobbyists perspective. You could always do a remake or a spoof called "Last Tango enpowered"

 

[rhonda]

Can I have the part of the snitch who made the whole thing unravel and gave Nicolas Cage the "Missing" clue?

Henry

 

[AshRay]

Finally got to see Emma last week. She works Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Emma is much shorter and fuller than Christina. 32-24-34 D sized blonde, she is about 5'-3". Beautiful face and a nice body. Cannot place the accent but definitely eastern european. Early to mid-20's I think.

Not as friendly as Christina but warmed up slightly in the end. Only thing she responded gleefully, despite my best charm, was my comment on her height. I am sure a few more meetings will thaw the cold war.

Cutting to the chase - I went for a 69 CBJ but she left her panties on (time of the month?). Hard to tell from first visit, but CBJ was so so. She cheated by HJ'ing me most of the time.

I would just repeat to see how far I can get with this chick. Any experince posters can share - like losing her panties, European handling BJ, etc. - would be appreciated and perhaps save me some cash.

 

[snow]

Hey Henry,

Why don't you ask for your money back ?? Oh ya, I forgot, this board is free !!

Let me see now, its probably the advertisers that would have a say in the board content - if Fred is trying to protect his paying customers as a whole, then I believe he has the right to act in any way he sees fit.

Until we start paying for this membership, we play by their rules.

Just my opinion.