Review Jessica @ ORCHID SPA. *AVOID THIS SPA AT ALL COSTS*

[Whitestorm88]

water said shes 36 a yr and a half ago... If she ain't 38 this yr then what is she?

If you're 50-60 then snyone in this place is young. I don't think anyone there is under 40. If anything Water and Victoria are boarder line, like 38-39

water said shes 36 a yr and a half ago... If she ain't 38 this yr then what is she?

She is actually 34 her birthday past a couple months ago… she dropped her ID on the floor one day and I mentioned to her “Oh it’s your birthday soon” She laughed and said Yes..

 

[airmoto]

She is actually 34 her birthday past a couple months ago… she dropped her ID on the floor one day and I mentioned to her “Oh it’s your birthday soon” She laughed and said Yes..

Then thaylt makes me wonder why she gave me an older age then. They're still older than me so if service isn't there, there's no reason why I'd even return.

 

[Whitestorm88]

Then thaylt makes me wonder why she gave me an older age then. They're still older than me so if service isn't there, there's no reason why I'd even return.

I can say why she told you her age to be much older.. But she does a very good massage.. She even did back walking which was kind of good.. Water is a different kind of woman.. Her service level depends on her mood.. She is up and down.. But a great girl.. If you get her on her up days.. You will be satisfied..
As for the other girls there.. I can speak about their age.. I have no clue…

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

I can say why she told you her age to be much older.. But she does a very good massage.. She even did back walking which was kind of good.. Water is a different kind of woman.. Her service level depends on her mood.. She is up and down.. But a great girl.. If you get her on her up days.. You will be satisfied..
As for the other girls there.. I can speak about their age.. I have no clue…

Who is this person u r describing bruh?

I’m planning to “try my luck” at this place this week, anyone to avoid?

 

[Piperdawn]

I haven't been back to this spa for a long time and only had good experiences with one girl and had repeated only for her lol either she's no longer there or she's just never listed on the schdule

 

[Whitestorm88]

Who is this person u r describing bruh?

I’m planning to “try my luck” at this place this week, anyone to avoid?

I’m taking about Water.. I can’t say who to avoid because I had good experiences there..

 

[KrusherK]

to start, i'm a long time lurker, active hobbier since the beginning of the year, and normally the spectator/ghost of all things group chats/forums/discussions. i think i speak for majority of men when i say i enjoy the thrill + mystery of new experiences, getting the best bang for my buck (if youre young like me and don't have unlimited cash laying around to be spent on instant gratification like some of the older men here), and simply just fulfilling some type of temporary fetish that youre going through at the moment. i'm not the type to post threads or contribute to forums bc that's who i am as a person .. but if you are like me, then i hope this story saves you a lot of money. its taken me a couple months of convincing myself to do this but today i'm here to share the absolute biggest L i've ever taken since starting this hobby.

let me simply state that this is completely unbiased. i've visited nearly every spa in scarborough and markham. i don't shill, i dont promote, and i don't deliberate trash talk spas or mpas. i sat on my feelings, absorbed this fat L, and i'm ready to move on. no hate to the spa or the workers, i'm just trying to save some young men their hard earned cash and to get what they pay for, elsewhere.

the header states jessica but i've been to this spa 3 times total. all different girls, different experiences, but the same result/outcome/verdict. oh and to whoever is writing the descriptions for their ads, good job brotha you got me LOL. "chinese & russian". she's full chinese, pale as a russian (but def not russian lmao), gotta be mid 50s, heavy accent, saggy ass, big tits you say? they might be above average sized but unless you wanna be feeling cystic acne all over them watermelons, stay tf away. i'm a meathead so maybe my standards for a 'model body' is distorted but model body you say? far from a model body, same goes for the other 2.

The experience: i can't lie, the whole situation is living in my head rent-free, so heres the interaction in detail. she showed up at the door, acted all nice and smiley eyed with her cleavage out (this is how they reel you in). i could immediately tell she wasn't half russian. intuitively, this is when i trust my gut feeling and get out. but being me, i love to be proven wrong. i'm a man of second chances and i don't let one or two bad experiences completely sway my perception of a person or a whole spa. l find a lot of enjoyment in trying to see if i could be wrong, it's a thrill in and of itself and i'm sure some of you can empathize. she rushed and pressured me to collect the $40 room fee and i'll tell you why this is a huge red flag in a bit. she disappeared for 10 minutes, came back, and we negotiated the extras. believe me when i say that all the old hags at this spa are OVERPRICING THEIR SERVICES. i can't sugarcoat it, it's comedy the way these -- wait let me backtrack a bit. she greeted me at the door with a mask, immediately asked for the room fee, took the money, came into the room after what felt like an eternity, then took off her mask. absolute catfish, far from a model, straight butterface LMAO. at that point i was hesitant. but after the negotiations for extras, i knew i had to get tf out because every hag at this spa is over charging for fs, and trying to charge the regular fs price for a nude hj. i said i changed my mind and wanted my room fee back and to get out. (this is when they say gotcha btch) she started yelling at me and saying she cannot refund the room fee and made like 4 different excuses. fine, keep the room fee, all i want is a massage then. she proceeded to yelling at me even harder and saying she cannot do only the massage LOL because the room fee does not go to her and she will not make any money from it. at this point, i'm extremely turned off, mentally drained, and wanting to leave asap so i gave into her final asking price of $100. we agreed on massage, topless, and a hj. it took probably 20 minutes to get to this point (including the part where she disappeared for 10 minutes). she started the session going straight into the hj so i'm like oh this is new. hj and then a massage after? interesting. i decided not to edge for this session because i thought i was in for a treat so i released within 30 seconds. oh and she let me feel her cystic-c-cups for a long 10 seconds! before i know it, she goes ok done and gets dressed. i'm like what? what about the massage? she says we agreed on just a topless and hj LOL. just so we're clear, i made sure to do my due diligence by clearly outlining massage, hj, topless and double checking to make sure. and i still got finessed. that's crazy.

now you're probably thinking, why did you keep returning to this spa after 2 bad experiences and feeling robbed both times? fuck if i know but i'm glad it happened because it made me realize i'll get more enjoyment out of the hub at home with my hand if i want a new and quick fix.

Based on the ads and descriptions for ORCHID SPA (Review for Jessica but can be applied to all of them at Orchid)
Pics: 100% Fake
Face: Butter
Bod: Not model
Service: -10/10
Tits: cystic-c-cups
Age: mid 50s
Finesse: Gotcha bitch

In your 20s? avoid this spa at all costs unless youre tryna touch someone who looks just like your middle aged mom. keep your standards high and spend your money at literally any other spa in the area.

If they decide to change up the names and descriptions, just know she has blonde hair, pale skin, about 5'6-5'8, full chinese and definitely not half russian as stated.

We need more honest and unbiased negative reviews without being berrated by veterans or promoters on this forum, just my two cents. Hope this review saves some of yall money. Please don't hesitate to share some horror stories in the comments or make your own thread to save some asses.

As for me, i'm done with the hobby. It was fun while it lasted. This one is for the boys ; ) stay safe and a reminder: don't spend all your money on this hobby. i would hate for some of you to go down the dark path of getting addicted to this. cheers

Bro just go to Shangrila or that bellagio wellness spot. You will get a way better experience even if its a walk in.

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

Bro just go to Shangrila or that bellagio wellness spot. You will get a way better experience even if its a walk in.

Any MPA u recommend at these 2 places bruh?

 

[KrusherK]

Any MPA u recommend at these 2 places bruh?

I have only seen renee and it was good overall. And shes smoking hot' and gives a hard massage. I almost went back last week but then ended up seeing Nazi (unique iranian massage)

 

[krayjee]

Bro just go to Shangrila or that bellagio wellness spot. You will get a way better experience even if its a walk in.

Nah nah.. He will never get good experience no matter where he goes. He must be a very disgusting person with shitty attitude no ladies want to be with.. He has already been to Shangri la and already posted a bad review about the sweetest girl Coco there. He has been every where. Never had any good time and blaming all the girls but himself..

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

Nah nah.. He will never get good experience no matter where he goes. He must be a very disgusting person with shitty attitude no ladies want to be with.. He has already been to Shangri la and already posted a bad review about the sweetest girl Coco there. He has been every where. Never had any good time and blaming all the girls but himself..

Bruh, first of all, when did I ever post a bad review about coco? If I hate Coco so much y would I keep repeating with her?

Please do not confuse me with another person, I’m just new here and if I have been everywhere I wouldn’t be asking so many questions

I’m simply just asking if there r other girls @ SL that r good other than Coco, is that an inappropriate question to ask?

Also, I have never been to Bellagio so was asking who is good?

 

[PussPekr]

Bruh, first of all, when did I ever post a bad review about coco? If I hate Coco so much y would I keep repeating with her?

Please do not confuse me with another person, I’m just new here and if I have been everywhere I wouldn’t be asking so many questions

I’m simply just asking if there r other girls @ SL that r good other than Coco, is that an inappropriate question to ask?

Also, I have never been to Bellagio so was asking who is good?

Welcome to the "darker side" of the "planet"
Filled with suspicion, accusations, misrepresentations, interrogation, etc
Does not take much to become as suspect.
Some will accuse their own shadow of following them. Lol
All part of the game. Enjoy

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Thanks for sharing,I've been to Orchard and also not impressed.

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Why so not nice .
Everyone is entitled to a moody day .
When u work , are u mr perfectionist .
Why so mean or crude to massage ladies .

 

[Deleted member 79939]

We must be nice and understanding to women . They are complicated

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Bruh, first of all, when did I ever post a bad review about coco? If I hate Coco so much y would I keep repeating with her?

Please do not confuse me with another person, I’m just new here and if I have been everywhere I wouldn’t be asking so many questions

I’m simply just asking if there r other girls @ SL that r good other than Coco, is that an inappropriate question to ask?

Also, I have never been to Bellagio so was asking who is good?

Women are complex . Sex workers are into mind games . It’s sexy .

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

Welcome to the "darker side" of the "planet"
Filled with suspicion, accusations, misrepresentations, interrogation, etc
Does not take much to become as suspect.
Some will accuse their own shadow of following them. Lol
All part of the game. Enjoy

Lol I’m just sad it is coming from old man KJ as I have a lot of respect for the guy and he has been very helpful to me in my “rookie year”

Just don’t like being “accused” randomly for no reason

 

[PussPekr]

Lol I’m just sad it is coming from old man KJ as I have a lot of respect for the guy and he has been very helpful to me in my “rookie year”

Just don’t like being “accused” randomly for no reason

Good on you to call him out.
Give him his props when deserved but no need to be deferential.
Respect goes both ways.
KJ probably got you mixed up with another poster.
Hopefully he will respond.

 

[WeTheNORTH666]

Good on you to call him out.
Give him his props when deserved but no need to be deferential.
Respect goes both ways.
KJ probably got you mixed up with another poster.
Hopefully he will respond.

Thx bruh and well said, it’s all peace and love I ain’t here to trash or troll anyone especially not the girls

Im always respectful to all the girls even if it is a bad session and always give extra tip when I have a good session

Happy hunting

 

[krayjee]

Bruh, first of all, when did I ever post a bad review about coco? If I hate Coco so much y would I keep repeating with her?

Please do not confuse me with another person, I’m just new here and if I have been everywhere I wouldn’t be asking so many questions

I’m simply just asking if there r other girls @ SL that r good other than Coco, is that an inappropriate question to ask?

Also, I have never been to Bellagio so was asking who is good?

Read it again.
I was responding to krusherk who was suggesting the OP bbstew to go to SL.
OP is Porn Prince aka Avoid Seduction.

 

[JimiNY]

She is actually 34 her birthday past a couple months ago… she dropped her ID on the floor one day and I mentioned to her “Oh it’s your birthday soon” She laughed and said Yes..

You are so full of shits, lol....how convenient and timely that she would drop her id on the floor for you to mention on here,
.That is one of the most stupid statements I have read in a long time lol