La Monny @ Kennedy and Hwy 7

[latin85]

Careful my bumping partner WUT is on his 10th session and barely receiving some tongue from slow self driving auto pilot Eva who is going surpass the 500 fucky mid year mark. She sticks it out like a baby sucking a thumb for 2.25 seconds flat

Lord Kray

Autopilot! ROTFL man o man

 

[Leviathan]

I’m dead serious. Lord Kray has leveraged the Elon Musk Tesla business model. After 100000 hours and 2000000000 miles of mileage of data history from my network of 2000 Chinese sex workers the AI Machine learning Algorithms have been trained and perfected for my current crew for auto pilot self driving.

Lord Kray

Autopilot! ROTFL man o man

 

[Knock Off Impact GTOH]

I never knew by going to QQ I would inherit some fanboys. Hope krayjee doesnt mind that their attention on him is a bit dilluted. I have yet to visit LM or 121 yet due to their location. I would def like to see Eva again but those locations are a bit too indiscrete for me and likely many Markham residents. Maybe I should just go back to Purple Sugar and avoid this crap.

 

[Leviathan]

Mr. WUT we are only sending the D team to Thornhill until the lease expires. The C team will be recycled at 1+1 and LM.

Our VIP client Mr. Mudd is a high level executive at the worlds’s largest Dollar store chain so discretion and privacy is imperative!! A church goer, gives back to the community and volunteers at the local food bank. Married to a pastors daughter since high school with 4 lovely blond blue eyed daughters all attending elite private Havergal College.

An Upstanding man !

He enjoys our premium fine dining experience at QQ.

Lord Kray

If the host of this thread can forgive mentioning another spa, Eva use to regularly work as "Sara" at MD in Thornhill. They have the one nice big room there.

 

[latin85]

Yup..that's what happened.
I thought it was the same too. I spoke to her after my golf game.She apologized and she said she will refund the room fee.

I passed by 1+1 and apparently boss requested QT and Eva $40 room fee and then they want 120 for FS. I had to leave cause I only had 140 and didn't want to bargain.

 

[Pay2Play]

I passed by 1+1 and apparently boss requested QT and Eva $40 room fee and then they want 120 for FS. I had to leave cause I only had 140 and didn't want to bargain.

I can’t imagine such a thing could happen, again. What are the odds that the promotional rate is nothing more than a fishing lure.

 

[Pay2Play]

Point 1) I think there is some fake news in the above! Logically, there should be an A and B team left, but only one more location: QQ.

Point 2) I would assess the top at QQ as being very good no bullsh-t, but the funny red board makes a big deal out of a fugly very expensive Chinese law student (who I woudn't f-ck for free when I was in my 20s) and ignores really beautiful fobs (eg Cici). Makes me wonder if there is some type of language or anti-newcomer prejudice??

Slow down fella. You now have 14 posts on record. You might need to do some trimming to keep yourself as a fresh new member.

 

[Leviathan]

Lord Kray has 62 years in this business. I started pumping ...I mean pimping my little sister at age of 10 for lunch money.

We certainly don’t have a A nor B team. Stop misinforming the public. QQ is a C+ team at best.

Mr WUT you been eating too many Z teams naturally anything above is an A for you.

Now goto bed. Wake up at 5 am and start bumping my threads. And don’t forget to prune your history like your pubic hair.

Lord Kray

Point 1) I think there is some fake news in the above! Logically, there should be an A and B team left, but only one more location: QQ.

Point 2) I would assess the top at QQ as being very good no bullsh-t, but the funny red board makes a big deal out of a fugly very expensive Chinese law student (who I woudn't f-ck for free when I was in my 20s) and ignores really beautiful fobs (eg Cici). Makes me wonder if there is some type of language or anti-newcomer prejudice??

 

[Pay2Play]

BTW, I like cultural things and I am therefore curious as to what GTA Asian guys find to be attractive (and then compare that to the anglo boards).

From what I can see, the asian gents don't mind spending (eg wiling pay 20 for some premium service that some more cheapo Canadian gents keep bitching to get for free), but they want the top available local quality for their busy time.

A careful comparison between the multiple boards should in theory allow for reliably determining who are the prettiest girls in the GTA asian spa scene. Sorta of like a science project!

Another apparent finding is that QQ seems to be under-promoting their own beauties on their current thread on this Board. Prima facie suboptimal behaviour, thereby potentially allowing VIP to consolidate a high-end market dominance position (eg with their exciting new condo service). I therefore predict QQ will need to respond more aggressively during the latter part of 2019. Pls note my prior market movement predictions proved surprisingly robust for a simple senior and KJ fan!

You should use brackets more and increase the eg’s in your temporary posts.

 

[Leviathan]

Mr. Latin forgot the code word : Handsome old Thai man.

And then flash a pic of me. I’ve been told I resemble a Ferengi. Must be the ancestry of the pigmy nose structure and floppy protruding ears ?

I can’t imagine such a thing could happen, again. What are the odds that the promotional rate is nothing more than a fishing lure.

 

[Leviathan]

Dr Niles Crane. Write a review of who you consider beautiful.

BTW, I like cultural things and I am therefore curious as to what GTA Asian guys find to be attractive (and then compare that to the anglo boards).

From what I can see, the asian gents don't mind spending (eg wiling pay 20 for some premium service that some more cheapo Canadian gents keep bitching to get for free), but they want the top available local quality for their busy time.

A careful comparison between the multiple boards should in theory allow for reliably determining who are the prettiest girls in the GTA asian spa scene. Sorta of like a science project!

Another apparent finding is that QQ seems to be under-promoting their own beauties on their current thread on this Board. Prima facie suboptimal behaviour, thereby potentially allowing VIP to consolidate a high-end market dominance position (eg with their exciting new condo service). I therefore predict QQ will need to respond more aggressively during the latter part of 2019. Pls note my prior market movement predictions proved surprisingly robust for a simple senior and KJ fan!

 

[krayjee]

La Monny will have super cute little barbie doll KK, sexy and beautiful super friendly Korean girl Hanna, sweet and shy swimsuit model looking Eva , and sweet and sexy Chloe on duty today.

One plus One will have sexy horny house wife Apple, and super tiny 4' 8" cute little doll QT and sweet and sexy Baby on duty today.

QT told me some of her old regulars came by this past 2 days and she was so happy to see them. Eva was smoking hot yesterday with her new hair and nails and i was quite surprised to see he with some make-ups. She is a really sweet heart.

 

[hangul99]

Dr Niles Crane. Write a review of who you consider beautiful.

He's just testing out the thesaurus his grandchildren bought him for Christmas.

 

[Leviathan]

Thank you for the props my partner Dr Crane. Flowery language as you know stirs up one’s imagination especially with an active raging libido of a newbie and cheapos.

Here is my secret for not showing pictures. Nobody would bite the bait. It hides the fact my girls are refurbished and rebranded goods after a decade of wear n tear priced at the no frills market level. They tend to be more open minded in service level because of their declining salvage value. Blokes like you think they are “gold”. Let’s face it a 35 year old Caucasian looks like a 45 year old. I sell 50 year olds Asians and a few 40 year olds.

Lord Kray Market Analyst Asian Sex Market

A belated thanks!

(PS: Her posted photo on the VIP thread looks darn good though. That Ken W is not much for words compared to our own star author KJ, but a good eye with the camera nevertheless.)

 

[Knock Off Impact GTOH]

As QQ and its neighbors seemed to have a fair amount of cars outside last night, I thought it best to drive past LM on my way home and see if it looked busy. Lo and behold, not too many cars in the lot in the late evening, so I donned my Ron Jeremy costume and strutted into their shop. Was greeted by a nice lady that reminded me of one of the asians at my work, and she led me down the long hallway to a decently appointed room. Took a shower and she reappeared into the room ready for the 45 min massage. Her massage technique was quite good, not RMT level but truely well done. After agreeing to service levels, she began a nice bodyslide on my back to get my engine warm. Rita (I got her name afterwards) has a really nice figure. Maybe the 20-somethings may not appreciate it, but her naturals, plus her curves (not chubby/not fat) are just about right. She does have very nice longish hair as well. Needless to say , while we did not reach the uppermost tier of service levels, there was not a dull moment during the extras portion. I would see her again. Got to see her in her civies after our session and she looked pretty damn good all wrapped up in some jeans. Again, due to the location, I will not likely visit there often, but given the right time of night if i happen to be in the area, I will visit again.

 

[krayjee]

As QQ and its neighbors seemed to have a fair amount of cars outside last night, I thought it best to drive past LM on my way home and see if it looked busy. Lo and behold, not too many cars in the lot in the late evening, so I donned my Ron Jeremy costume and strutted into their shop. Was greeted by a nice lady that reminded me of one of the asians at my work, and she led me down the long hallway to a decently appointed room. Took a shower and she reappeared into the room ready for the 45 min massage. Her massage technique was quite good, not RMT level but truely well done. After agreeing to service levels, she began a nice bodyslide on my back to get my engine warm. Rita (I got her name afterwards) has a really nice figure. Maybe the 20-somethings may not appreciate it, but her naturals, plus her curves (not chubby/not fat) are just about right. She does have very nice longish hair as well. Needless to say , while we did not reach the uppermost tier of service levels, there was not a dull moment during the extras portion. I would see her again. Got to see her in her civies after our session and she looked pretty damn good all wrapped up in some jeans. Again, due to the location, I will not likely visit there often, but given the right time of night if i happen to be in the area, I will visit again.

If you like discretion, use the back door. Park your car at Egg Muffin breakfast place and walk behind the building and you will see the back door clearly marked with violet color writing La monny spa.
Next time you see her, go for the full option. You will have lots of fun with all her crazy moves and moaning in japanese. Yesterday evening she was moaning too loud, I couldn't help it but laugh and recorded her moans. Fifi was also there and telling me I am really bad. I told her how she squirted while I was with her and she had a hard time believing it. So she asked Rita when she came over to our room after her session and she was surprised telling her she never knew that..lol

 

[Leviathan]

Thank you Mr. Mudd ! I knew I could rely on you after our pm exchanges and had Rita primed and ready for our honourable VIP ! Be sure to post in Terb. Me and my partner WUT will bump the thread with banter.

Rita is one of my goto reliable girls. It’s been 723 days of non stop straight fucking ! Menopause girls are the best !

PS She squirts ! It’s the Korean secret of injecting jelly like substance to reduce the friction of 1000 fucks per year, Then push the liquid out with pussy muscles an age old trick learned at the Thai strip joints in Bangkok

Lord Kray

As QQ and its neighbors seemed to have a fair amount of cars outside last night, I thought it best to drive past LM on my way home and see if it looked busy. Lo and behold, not too many cars in the lot in the late evening, so I donned my Ron Jeremy costume and strutted into their shop. Was greeted by a nice lady that reminded me of one of the asians at my work, and she led me down the long hallway to a decently appointed room. Took a shower and she reappeared into the room ready for the 45 min massage. Her massage technique was quite good, not RMT level but truely well done. After agreeing to service levels, she began a nice bodyslide on my back to get my engine warm. Rita (I got her name afterwards) has a really nice figure. Maybe the 20-somethings may not appreciate it, but her naturals, plus her curves (not chubby/not fat) are just about right. She does have very nice longish hair as well. Needless to say , while we did not reach the uppermost tier of service levels, there was not a dull moment during the extras portion. I would see her again. Got to see her in her civies after our session and she looked pretty damn good all wrapped up in some jeans. Again, due to the location, I will not likely visit there often, but given the right time of night if i happen to be in the area, I will visit again.

 

[cupcrazy]

View attachment 98461 View attachment 98459 Mr. Latin forgot the code word : Handsome old Thai man.

And then flash a pic of me. I’ve been told I resemble a Ferengi. Must be the ancestry of the pigmy nose structure and floppy protruding ears ?

no one cares how you look Lord Kray.

 

[Pay2Play]

I guess you gents were not aware that KJ is now offering an evening high school course on spa promo writing. Required homework includes taking a stab at writing 5 of your own reviews on this Board in an expansive JR-spa style; and 5 more under another handle on the TERB board using a more terse style (like that "muse-lady" handle, who is blown away by every lady he meets - likely born in Scarborough and never traveled much, poor dude).

I wasn’t aware that the course could be taught at the high school level. I would have thought you would encourage learning after the grade 12 level. When does he teach the course you excelled in, How to Kiss Thai Ass 101? Also, be careful, you’re up to 9 posts now.

BTW...I was thinking about you today as I bought my groceries at Walmart. Same products at better prices. I’m so foolish with money!

 

[Leviathan]

You haven’t figured me out yet? I’m a delusional Narcissus. All I need is 1 simpleton WUT for adulation to feed my insecure ego. I play golf with a set of poor man’s forged irons at cheap courses and the commoner think I’m the Great Thai Gatsby. LoL LoL

What more can a 72 year old Ferengi ask for ? Haters will always hate.

Lord Kray

no one cares how you look Lord Kray.