Lana Latina Body Rub

[chargers #1]

Fishbowl nailed both points on the head.

Lana is ultra security-conscious and that will never change. If you read the thread, you would see most everyone voices the same complain.

As for the cuddling, damn, she musta felt comfy with you, and yes, you coulda probably received a 2nd pop. Obviously, she had no other appts. scheduled at the time, so she didn't need to clock-watch. But even if she had appts., she does her best to not make one feel like they are being pushed out the door...in my experience with her anyway.

 

[kLeigh]

First of all she was an hour late for our appointment. Nothing pisses me off more when you make an appointment with someone who obviously doesn't give you the real address so they can check you out and then leave you standing on a street corner like some kind of cracked out character from Requiem For a Dream. Anyway, after waiting for an hour (not on the street...I'm not that pathetic) I finally get to see her.

After I popped, she laid there next to me and wanted to cuddle. Which was kind of cute for about 30 seconds but then SHE WOULD NOT LET ME GO. How the fuck do you go from a paid provider to a stage 5 clinger in 30 goddamn seconds?


The most comment complaint about Lana on this and all other boards is
her inability to schedule her appointments. It still happens. Unless she
is familiar with who you are she will give you a close by address to check
you out. This is her way of feeling safe and it will probably not change.

When she laid next to you wanting to cuddle you were probably
guaranteed a second pop. Once she gets to know you Lana is all
about taking care of you. There are not many complaints about
her rushing customers out of her apartment.

 

[SKARR]

Lana has time management issues and cell phone can be tricky. That said she gives a great session and I will repeat over and over. She is GFE to me.

 

[foureveryung]

So I just saw Lana today. After reading all of the reviews, I really didn't know what to expect.

First of all she was an hour late for our appointment. Nothing pisses me off more when you make an appointment with someone who obviously doesn't give you the real address so they can check you out and then leave you standing on a street corner like some kind of cracked out character from Requiem For a Dream. Anyway, after waiting for an hour (not on the street...I'm not that pathetic) I finally get to see her.

When she opened the door I must say that I was pleasantly surprised. She looks like a blond Maria Conchita Alonso circa 1999. Pretty sexy in my opinion. Now let's talk about that English. Holy Shit. She speaks less English than a 3 month old baby that's had a stroke. Eventually we just had to communicate using a series of gestures and nods; i.e. I gestured to my dick and she nodded. I went for the 30 min HE and it was pretty good.

But here's where it got weird.

After I popped, she laid there next to me and wanted to cuddle. Which was kind of cute for about 30 seconds but then SHE WOULD NOT LET ME GO. How the fuck do you go from a paid provider to a stage 5 clinger in 30 goddamn seconds? I actually tried to get up and she kept on pulling me back down. And then she started to talk about her 3 kids and I think her pimp? I don't know, with that English she could either have been talking about her 3 kids and pimp or her tree keys and pin. Either way I wasn't fuckin' interested.

I will not repeat.

Mainly because I don't know what happened.

 

[smexysexkay]

saw her a couple of days ago, she was fun, but not good in the looks unless your an older guy, im 25 and shes kinda too big for me, i banged the crap out of her for 160. i gave her a bs story that my friend saw her before and he referred me and gave her a friends number and told him not to answer. she did a good bodyrub with her big breasts, but no shower. she gave me a cbj and licked my boys well. i dont think ill go back.

 

[Curious Genius]

I wonder how she looks now....she had a banging body but an aging face...did her ass get any bigger guys?? I remember when she prayed for me before i left even told me to go with Jesus...lol...funny sheeettt..lol.

 

[Account Closed]

First two times I saw her it was no go on the FS. Did not go for a long time,
went back and fs,daty on the menu. When you go for the hour two pops are
always offered.

 

[K_M]

She won't do full service unless you pay for it!

 

[IReallyDunno]

The biggest BS I ever heard..lol I don't know who seen more cock..her, Maxine or Fiorella..lol..I'd still bang her again..lol

 

[DeathVolker]

Saw Lana last week, shower with CBJ, and licking of the boys and then to the bed, (lovely small studio apartment), more licking of the boys, then down to DATY, she O, then Miss, Doggie, 2 pops for an hour, $170 hr
Ymmv, she said she normally dont do FS?

 

[Disney Girl]

i will try to remember that when she kisses me next time!

 

[Tino]

lana is very friendly, likes to kiss. had cbj cup one, lots of lkicking boys. hj cup 2. then shower. offered cup3 but couldnt handle it. 170. tipped 10. will return

 

[vinay_6543]

130hh/170hr

 

[Gabrielle Bell]

What are Lana's rates?

 

[Ooops]

yes I can vouch, her pics are her. shes great.

 

[cork]

I saw Lana last week. The pics in her backpage ad are legit. As in other reviews, lots of hugs and kisses, very touchy feely. Delivers great value. Shower afterwards is a nice touch. Will repeat.

 

[Old School MC]

one number wrong...its 917 2799388
She's def the gold standard for a good session and value. Sweet gal.

 

[blinky42]

Saw Lana a couple of weeks ago. Had no problems with the call system. Opted for 1/2 hour bed massage followed up with a quick shower. She's very huggie\kissie. Worth a try if you haven't yet.

 

[Harmon Cooper]

after trying to find a provider in the area i was going to be in NYC and striking out (at least for time), i found Lana. seeing that she does a soapy massage, i said, why the hell not.


i like Lana...she's playful and passionate about what she does. others have said that she does FS...so maybe a few more visits will open that up for me. i got exactly what i wanted....it was a hot day, so the soapy massage was great. the experience was interesting and got me going. Lana said she loved me.

She remains the gold standard in service quality and predictability. Has several repeats. Wonderful lady. You first got to decifer her ingles which can be tricky. So I use a combo-Spanglish!

 

[ksxdhhgf]

after trying to find a provider in the area i was going to be in NYC and striking out (at least for time), i found Lana. seeing that she does a soapy massage, i said, why the hell not.

so i get into the city and call her...she answers. so i book early on. she tells me to go to the corner and call again, which i did. i get to the front of her building and was told to call again. she buzzed me in.

its a small ground floor apartment, but was kept very nice. she seemed very organized. she looked pretty decent with clothes on, so what the hell. i was only there for the half hour looking to spill a cup before i go into a meeting. no prob. i get the 'are you a cop?' question and was told to undress. Lana escorted me to the bathroom and actually held a towel into my face...and said this fresh towel is for you papi. okay. she starts the water for the shower, i get in...then she undresses and gets in as well. gives me a few pecks on the lips and starts to get into the soapy thing. body slide, front and back...tits, ass, you name it. bends down and puts on a condom. couldn't really understand most of her english, but hey, i wasn't there for that. Lana lifted the twigs and berries for some tongue lashing under. nice. comes up, more LFK...getting more passionate. then she asks me if i cum with or . i say both. she then goes down on me for CBJ. wasn't expecting that, since most the reviews say that they get a HJ. she goes at it for awhile with more tongue and seems to really get into it. comes back up for more body to body soapy massage and goes back down south. since i've been there for awhile, i think it was getting towards or maybe past my exodus time...she pulls off the condom and starts to give me a HJ on her tits and face. i spilled my cup on her tits. then some more washing soapy action to get everything cleaned up. more play with her tits and out of the shower we go.

i like Lana...she's playful and passionate about what she does. others have said that she does FS...so maybe a few more visits will open that up for me. i got exactly what i wanted....it was a hot day, so the soapy massage was great. the experience was interesting and got me going. Lana said she loved me.

would i go back? if i'm in the area again. yes. maybe for other activities, i may get lucky. would recommend on a humid hot day.