Review Linda from Hawaii health: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

[cupcrazy]

Hello my dears, I posted the screen shot and I am trying to write a story about that, but not in that funny mood, this story is much closer the one, I post here to reward you dears , hope you have a fun laughing.

Hawaii health spa
#7, 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough 4162618088
Host: coco and linda

One customer visited me and had a massage this morning , we talked about a story happened to his cousin last year before Family day, I said:" how many times your cousin tried to give up?"
Customer: "two times for sure"
Me: at least 3 times, otherwise I would not so impressed "
Here is the story:
This customer drove his cousin far from North York to me to get a massage, after I finished this customer, he sat on the couch in the #1 room watching , his cousin wanted a blow job too, I started to blow him softly gently then faster and tighterly, it took a little while but nothing happen, then his cousin said: " it is ok? I don't think it will happen, I am too tired"
Me: " don't give up, take a little break"
I touched his balls and penis
softly and gently for a while then we decided to try again, I blew him from very slow soft to little bit faster and tighter, sucking sucking sucking sucking, don't stop don't stop,don't stop, his cousin body was even shaking shaking shaking, almost there almost there ...but still couldn't make it.
Cousin: "it is ok linda, you do your best , I don't think I can make it today, I am tired"
Me:" take it easy , we are not in a rush, i have no appointment right behind, just relaxed and take it easy, have a break we will try later"
Then we started trying to blow again, blew blew blew blew...feel like one century past but still nothing happened, his cousin sat in the couch watching and felt nervous and said: "how about fuck linda if blow doesn't work?", when I heard that I thought that I even could sacrificed myself to satisfied him if blow job doesn't work, but his cosion said:" no I don't want to fuck , blow is ok, linda works so hard, it is my problem, it is ok, I am still happy with that, we finished now, I come next time"
Me" no, no , don't give up, tomorrow is Family day and you are single, how can I let you hold this stress go home? no I can not do that, you see it is quiet here, no appointment right behind only we three here, just take it easy, don't leave me alone , take it easy, we try again"
Then we started another try, blew blow blew blow blew blow, sweat dropped from my forehead and hit him, i encouraged myself, don't stop don't stop, is coming is coming don't stop don't stop, is coming, his body started shaking shaking shaking again almost there, almost there, don't give up, don't stop and I even pray to God : give me a hand God, let this poor guy make it, it seemed like one century long... and i thought if this time could make it, i have to give up......suddenly he cum out!!! Wow wow we made it fanily! We all cheered up and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Cleaned up and his consin had a cigarette outside, they thanks thanks thanks linda a lot then left happily, few hours later the customer call me again said his consin asked him to call to thanks me again.i am happy and they can have a peaceful Family Day ...i did my job properly and I am happy.

Coco will work here today - every Sunday from now, I will be here for 4 hands standby , wellcome to visit us and thanks for supporting us all the time!

so what days do you work Sophia, or should i say linda? i have been hearing mixed reviews on the type of services you offer. What services do you actually offer?

 

[Hawaii health spa]

so what days do you work Sophia, or should i say linda? i have been hearing mixed reviews on the type of services you offer. What services do you actually offer?

I work everyday, coco work Sunday only, while coco works me( linda ) standby, we are open minded, your satisfactions = our happiness

 

[Hawaii health spa]

Lol i will say one thing in this thread for why I agree a bit with OP. Last time I went, she absolutely ripped some farts while doing my massage...and it was the end of the road for me . God bless the rest of you that can still get the deed done despite the olfactory assault.

Coco worked here today, we were so much busy , untill about 315pm we could find time together, i gave coco a massage and we could balabala our things together too, during my massage, I talked about my funny things, coco started laughing and me laughing too, then coco told me:" linda linda move move, I wanna fart", i was not seriously and curiously about her fart this time( last time i do), we laughing and laughing more and more...
This funny things are my privacy, I can't write here, coco told me that when she drove on her way home thinking of what we taked , she still laughing, I told her that while I was with customer( 90 minutes seccion), I think of what we talked, I laughing too . It is just so funny when i talked to coco , maybe I talked to others not that funny, coco and me we are just good to balabala and laughing laughing... the only thing is coco just come in a hurry leave in a hurry ... wish she could work here more days, maybe soon .

 

[GuiGui]

I miss Coco

 

[Hawaii health spa]

I miss Coo

She is a love giver

 

[Hearme-Roar]

I don't have anything to hid from, On the contrary, through this thread, people can know me more, I accept any suggestions, make me work better, I am here for you and I really appreciate your help and your care, without you, I couldn't go this far, I love you !

Sometimes men are very intersted in negative reviews. Then they read your replies and get ‘sucked in’. Lol

 

[snoopdoggie]

She is a love giver

How much is a duo Bbbj with you and Coco together, half hour without massage?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Hawaii health spa]

How much is a duo Bbbj with you and Coco together, half hour without massage?
Asking for a friend.

200 total

 

[Hawaii health spa]

HAWAII HEALTH SPA

3110 Kingston Rd, Scarborough M1M1P2
:416-261-8088

Specially trained female therapist (6476079982) from a family of traditional masseurs over many generations.

We offer deep tissue therapeutic massages to de-stress your sore muscles and cure any discomfort, in hygienic and sanitized environment.

Our transmittal massages help alleviate pain points and health issues such (but not limited to) stomach aches, headaches, arthritis, swollen/inflamed limbs, hearing problems and much more!

:416-261-8088

 

[darknight5611]

what a bullshit thread. spent all that time reading broken english that made no fucking sense FML

 

[darknight5611]

sophia stop responding to this thread, u sound like a broken record and a terrible mad tv skit gone worng.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

sophia stop responding to this thread, u sound like a broken record and a terrible mad tv skit gone worng.

With respect, just ignore the thread and her. Sophia is quite a character, I enjoyed meeting her and got a good massage from her, and I will probably see her again, but just for massage. And I enjoy her posts in particular, and welcome any posts from SWs. Too often SWs start posting on MP, get turned off by the reception they get here and then disappear. Just be glad SWs do not post reviews of clients!

 

[VitaBro]

what a bullshit thread. spent all that time reading broken english that made no fucking sense FML

Well first and foremost I am a regular massage seeker. In addition to my many massage chairs in home, i seek talented, attentive and caring service. Any NEGATIVE REVIEWS regarding Ms. Linda or her collegues or the Spa itself are unwarranted and baseless. As a former fighter and personal trainer, I seek relief for injuries over the years. I refute any negative claims about this establishment as I am a regular client. Now to be fair, People have bad days and peoples prreferences can differ, sometimes vastly, but I solidly maintain as a steadfast regular customer, that HAWAII Spa is tidy and well maintained and the service is top level. Also as an Amercan married to an Asian woman, I feel the negative comment regarding broken English is not a fair claim. Lets be non judemental and fair to all CANADIANS. Now lets have a beer or 3 like Canadians do and seek happiness wherever we can. Life is too short. BRAVO Linda and Coco at the HAWAII Spa. My only criitique if I may is to have some lovely Asian music playing softly in the backgrown. I have travelled immensley to the Philippines and Thailand and have had thousands of massages around the world. Linda and her collegues at Hawaii Spa are definately worth the visit. If you like, you stay. If you stay and like, you return. Its your pleasure that you are treating youeself to. You deserve it. ENJOY..............................VEE

Looking forward to seeing you soon.

VITA BRO

 

[VitaBro]

Sometimes men are very intersted in negative reviews. Then they read your replies and get ‘sucked in’. Lol

Yes indeed she has a very caring spirit. ENJOY>>>>

 

[snoopdoggie]

sophia stop responding to this thread, u sound like a broken record and a terrible mad tv skit gone worng.

It's a free country, isn't it? Nobody's forcing Hawaiin pizza down your throat. I don't like football. Why do they keep showing that Dumb game on TV?

 

[darknight5611]

can't believe all the simps defending this whore, 98 percent of the ladies are whores with no skills or anything to offer, so they use their pity party to attract thirsty simps that wanna "save" them.

Why cant you motherfuckers stop playing captain save a hoe and just get a nice rub and tug and keep it moving.
ALSO FOR ALL THOSE SW WHORES FROM TERB THAT ARE LURKING HERE, I had the same message for you over there, but you couldn't take the heat and cried to the suits, because your souless useless whore with nothing to offer.

Gloves are off, I aint being mr.nice guy no more.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

can't believe all the simps defending this whore, 98 percent of the ladies are whores with no skills or anything to offer, so they use their pity party to attract thirsty simps that wanna "save" them.

Why cant you motherfuckers stop playing captain save a hoe and just get a nice rub and tug and keep it moving.
ALSO FOR ALL THOSE SW WHORES FROM TERB THAT ARE LURKING HERE, I had the same message for you over there, but you couldn't take the heat and cried to the suits, because your souless useless whore with nothing to offer.

Gloves are off, I aint being mr.nice guy no more.

Why do you care?

 

[darknight5611]

Why do you care?

free country, cuz i can do what i want, cant stop wont stop.

 

[darknight5611]

sophia.....u bucktoothed inbred china lady, get some rosetta stone and learn how to speak english, you make tax free money here, the least you could do is learn english for goodness sakes, come on.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

free country, cuz i can do what i want, cant stop wont stop.

You sound like a jealous wife.