My most comprehensive MPA reviews

[Leviathan]

Persian vs East European accents

Definitely Persian. She’s originally from Montreal - I got CBJ from her and we chatted afterwards. Her sushi order arrived a few minutes after my session and she ended up offering me some (weird, I know, though I’m pretty sure she was on something lol)

Definitely Persian. She’s originally from Montreal - I got CBJ from her and we chatted afterwards. Her sushi order arrived a few minutes after my session and she ended up offering me some (weird, I know, though I’m pretty sure she was on something lol)

 

[Buzzkill]

True, i mainly go for massage but it really is a hit and miss

Have you been to the Premier chain? That is way more hot than miss, and way more bang for your buck.

I’ve been to semi legit places a couple of times the last few months, I got tired of wrestling with the attendants, no touch and all the bs, and the jackhammer finish and give me money attitude.

 

[northnorth]

LOL she said she was Persian - she said she hates when customers confuse her for being “brown” (Indian, etc)

 

[Leviathan]

LOL she said she was Persian - she said she hates when customers confuse her for being “brown” (Indian, etc)

Maybe OP believed Victoria is a Ukrainian with a tan ? LoL

 

[Kchino69]

So I've been going to various MPs for a year now and here I will review all the girls I have seen that I remember, this list will be revised as I visit new ones. You may agree or disagree with my reviews but they are my honest opinions and I hope they will help you:

E&M (Semi-Legit):

Michelle:
Appearance (5/10): very average look, not pretty based on my taste, age likely in her 40s
Massage (8/10): actual massage was decent
Service (6/10): a lot of people say she is the best at E&M, but my personal experience hasn't been so great with her as she asked me for tips during my session with her. She also asked for payment before I went for my shower at the end which hardly ever happened to me before at my other sessions. Her tease/finish was average but I was able to roam my hands all over her clothes. My first time with her was also my last.

Jessica:
Appearance (7/10): one of the better looking MPAs at E&M, pretty tall, likely in her late 20s/early 30s
Massage (7/10): massage was above average
Service (6/10): not very liberal, allowed hands over her clothes, no nude, tease/finish is average, nothing special

Mia:
Appearance (6.5/10): one of the younger MPAs at E&M like Jessica, on the meatier side with decent boobs but also some belly, likely in her late 20s
Massage (7/10): massage was decent with her 1st time but she got lazy in 2nd visit
Service (7/10): pretty liberal as she will go nude and you can suck on her tits, her tease and finish are above average as well, might get better mileage with repeat visits

Sandy:
Appearance (6/10): average, likely in her late 30s or early 40s
Massage (7/10): massage was above average
Service (7/10): takes direction well, tease/finish are above average, no nude


Yiren (Semi-Legit):

Anna:
Appearance (6.5/10): petite lady, big boobs, likely in her 40s
Massage (8/10): massage easily one of the best I've had
Service (8/10): her mileage will increase with repeat visits and definitely YMMV, can go nude, she can be very liberal if you click with her, not tip hungry

Amy:
Appearance (6/10): huge boobs but also some belly, likely in her 40s
Massage (7/10): decent massage
Service (8/10): like Anna, very high mileage if you are a repeat customer, takes direction well, can go nude, not tip hungry

Vivian:
Appearance (7/10): smallish tits, body not too firm, likely in her 20s
Massage (6/10): average massage
Service (7/10): provides nude BJs for a price, I had a good face fuck session with her but also paid the price


Just Relax (Semi-Legit):

Miya:
Appearance (6/10): average looks, nothing to write home about, likely in her 20s
Massage (6.5/10): slightly above average massage
Service (6/10): average tease/finish, likes to giggle which was a turnoff for me especially when during tease , no nude

Emma:
Appearance (7/10): looks alright with her makeup, smallish tits, likely in her 30s
Massage (6.5/10): slightly above average massage
Service (7/10): average tease/finish but allows roaming hands, no nude


Candy Spa (FS)

Vivian:
Appearance (8/10): Vietnamese/White mix, good face, nice tight body with decent boobs, likely in her 30s
Massage (2/10): non-existent massage, just a light rub over
Service (7/10): tried covered BJ and FS, good little slut


Purple Sugar Spa (FS)

Victoria:
Appearance (8/10): ukrainian, good face with pouty lips, nice boobs and ass, likely in her 20s
Massage (0/10): skipped massage and I didn't ask for it either
Service (8/10): tried covered BJ and FS, nice young russian whore

Nana:
Appearance (8/10): pretty face and body, big boobs, nice legs
Massage (5/10): at least tries to give you a massage
Service (8/10): tried BBBJ/CIM, covered BJ and FS with her, takes a pounding well but don't like it too long

Kudo! TomBlackest

 

[eratim]

Vivian of Yi Ren is coming back to work the upcoming weekend.

 

[Mysterydiner12]

Review of Vivian at Candy i can concur. If i may add, she didnt specify dollar amounts, just what kind of service i wanted, didnt shortchange her of course. Hopeully no one takes advantage of that and she changes.

 

[TomBlackest]

Updated reviews with Tina, Eva from Just Relax and Lucy from Holiday spa

 

[TomBlackest]

Updated with a review of nancy at Yiren

 

[Sen7en]

So never get your cock sucked by Nancy from Yiren ?

 

[Lovederub]

So I've been going to various MPs for a year now and here I will review all the girls I have seen that I remember, this list will be revised as I visit new ones. You may agree or disagree with my reviews but they are my honest opinions and I hope they will help you:

Yiren (Semi-Legit):

Anna:
Appearance (6.5/10): petite lady, big boobs, likely in her 40s
Massage (8/10): massage easily one of the best I've had
Service (8/10): her mileage will increase with repeat visits and definitely YMMV, can go nude, she can be very liberal if you click with her, not tip hungry

Amy:
Appearance (6/10): huge boobs but also some belly, likely in her 40s
Massage (7/10): decent massage
Service (8/10): like Anna, very high mileage if you are a repeat customer, takes direction well, can go nude, not tip hungry

Vivian:
Appearance (7/10): smallish tits, body not too firm, likely in her 20s
Massage (6/10): average massage
Service (7/10): provides nude BJs for a price, I had a good face fuck session with her but also paid the price

Nancy:
Appearance (6.5/10): short hair, small boobs, likely in her late 30s and early 40s
Massage (6/10): light massage, I would prefer a little harder
Service (7/10): standard tease/finish, can go nude, mileage can be higher on repeated visits, talks a lot though for a MPA


Just Relax (Semi-Legit):

Miya:
Appearance (6/10): average looks, nothing to write home about, likely in her 20s
Massage (6.5/10): slightly above average massage
Service (6/10): average tease/finish, likes to giggle which was a turnoff for me especially when during tease , no nude

Eva:
Appearance (7/10): thai looking but Chinese, likely in her 30s
Massage (7/10): decent massage, perhaps spent too much time on this part
Service (7.5/10): I had very high mileage with her, she gets to the tease part pretty late, like last 5-19 mins, so you may wanna initiate if you want a longer tease, can go nude

Emma:
Appearance (7/10): looks alright with her makeup, smallish tits, likely in her 30s
Massage (6.5/10): slightly above average massage
Service (7/10): average tease/finish but allows roaming hands, no nude

Olivia:
Appearance (7/10): decent face, hard to tell body as she is pretty restrictive, likely in her late 20s/early 30s
Massage (6.5/10): slightly above average massage
Service (6/10): pretty restrictive, average tease/finish, no nude

Tina:
Appearance (6.5/10): Chinese but a little Vietnamese looking, big tits but also some belly, likely in her 30s
Massage (8/10): very good massage with medium strength
Service (7/10): she didn't ask me for tips in my 1st session as some suggested, she was somewhat liberal and pretty good tease, can go topless


E&M (Semi-Legit):

Michelle:
Appearance (5/10): very average look, not pretty based on my taste, age likely in her 40s
Massage (8/10): actual massage was decent
Service (6/10): a lot of people say she is the best at E&M, but my personal experience hasn't been so great with her as she asked me for tips during my session with her. She also asked for payment before I went for my shower at the end which hardly ever happened to me before at my other sessions. Her tease/finish was average but I was able to roam my hands all over her clothes. My first time with her was also my last.

Jessica:
Appearance (7/10): one of the better looking MPAs at E&M, pretty tall, likely in her late 20s/early 30s
Massage (7/10): massage was above average
Service (6/10): not very liberal, allowed hands over her clothes, no nude, tease/finish is average, nothing special

Mia (also known as Yuki at Just Relax):
Appearance (6.5/10): one of the younger MPAs at E&M like Jessica, on the meatier side with decent boobs but also some belly, likely in her late 20s
Massage (7/10): massage was decent with her 1st time but she got lazy in 2nd visit
Service (7/10): pretty liberal as she will go nude and you can suck on her tits, her tease and finish are above average as well, might get better mileage with repeat visits

Sandy:
Appearance (6/10): average, likely in her late 30s or early 40s
Massage (7/10): massage was above average
Service (7/10): takes direction well, tease/finish are above average, no nude


Candy Spa (FS)

Vivian:
Appearance (8/10): Vietnamese/White mix, good face, nice tight body with decent boobs, likely in her 30s
Massage (2/10): non-existent massage, just a light rub over
Service (7/10): tried covered BJ and FS, good little slut

Holiday Spa (FS)

Lucy:
Appearance (6.5/10): Older looking lady with lots of makeup, smallish tits, likely in her late 30s/early 40s
Massage (3/10): non-existent massage, just a light rub over
Service (8/10): BBBJ/CIM, basically fucked her face good for 15-20 mins and blew my load in her mouth

Purple Sugar Spa (FS)

Victoria:
Appearance (8/10): ukrainian, good face with pouty lips, nice boobs and ass, likely in her 20s
Massage (0/10): skipped massage and I didn't ask for it either
Service (8/10): tried covered BJ and FS, nice young russian whore

Nana:
Appearance (8/10): pretty face and body, big boobs, nice legs
Massage (5/10): at least tries to give you a massage
Service (8/10): tried BBBJ/CIM, covered BJ and FS with her, takes a pounding well but don't like it too long

Very impressive work there keep up the good work

 

[TomBlackest]

So never get your cock sucked by Nancy from Yiren ?

I will the next time I go

 

[TomBlackest]

Updated with a review of Cindy at holiday spa

 

[TomBlackest]

Updated with reviews on Cherry at Just Relax, Tiffany at Yiren and Ella at Footprint Wellness

 

[MassageMania]

@TomBlackest - Will you not share your year-end reviews? I miss your post!

 

[Pay2Play]

@TomBlackest - Will you not share your year-end reviews? I miss your post!

He's too busy playing Race Wars. I'm looking forward to the feature film about it one day.

 

[joedesign]

At these Semi-legit places, do they do the “line-up”? Or do you basically get whoever they give you for the massage?

 

[Pay2Play]

At these Semi-legit places, do they do the “line-up”? Or do you basically get whoever they give you for the massage?

Joined January 12, 2013 and you are asking this question now?

 

[joedesign]

Joined January 12, 2013 and you are asking this question now?

I usually go to those high-end places like Flirt , Premier.

However the thought of getting a gem at these semi-legit places is intriguing.

 

[TomBlackest]

At these Semi-legit places, do they do the “line-up”? Or do you basically get whoever they give you for the massage?

Hahah, i get whoever i want. I always get extra services