My second day at work... and ANOTHER friggin' stupid potato-head!!!!!

[Little One]

Hi Fellow massageplanet.netites!!

You're not going to believe what happen at our spa today!!! I swear, that stupid spa I work at should be OFFICIALLY renamed "The Potato-Head Spa"...

Don't understand where all these potato-heads are coming from all of the sudden,... but they sure are multiplying like crazy!!! Either that, or my boss had put a sign on the road that reads, "All potato-heads, please come this way", without my knowledge...

So anyways, this is what happened...

I get to work today, and the other girl is there already. She told me to get ready right away, because she's going in for a session already. So she did a client,... I did a client,... and it's her turn again. That's when Mr. Potato-Head came in.

So the other girl takes him into a room to start the massage. About 10 minutes pass by...

"Ding Dong." Bell rings.

I look at the camera... it's a girl. Hmmm... wonder what she wants? Maybe looking for work? I go out to greet her. Gorgeous girl.... She asks me, "Did a guy come in here, about 5'9, mid-thirties, short wavy-brown hair, brown eyes, slim-built?

Mr. Potato-Head!!

So of course, I said, "no". She says, "Well, his car's parked right outside".

I gave her my most innocent look, "I don't know... I have no idea..."

She leaves in a huff and a puff. I peep outside the window. I see her getting
into her car, and parking a little further away. Uh ohs, she's waiting.... looking at our spa... looking at his car...

10 minutes pass... I'm still peeping at her...

Ope, she's turning off her engine and is coming back this way again!!....

I hear the other girl coming out of the room. I go to the back to tell her that I think her client's GF, wife, or SO, is outside and is on her way in. The other girl runs into the room and quickly tells her client what's going on.

He quickly grabs all his clothes and hides in the washroom, since there's a lock there.

Literally 2 seconds later, his SO walks in.

I go out to greet her again. She asks me if I'd mind if she looked around. Figuring that Mr.potato-Head is safely locked in the washroom, I told her, "Sure, no one's here except me and the other girl..."

She comes in, peeps into the first room, the second room, the laundry room, the third room...

Uh ohs... She going into the third room... where Mr. Potato-Head was....

Oh no!!! Stupid potato-head had dropped one of his socks on the floor!!!

She picks it up, sniffs it, "Where's my potato-head boyfriend? I know his smelly socks anywhere!!..."

She's furious, She looks everywhere.... finally getting to the washroom. It's locked. She starts banging on the door. "I KNOW you're in there, I found your smelly sock. You better come out NOW."

Silence.

"You better come out RIGHT NOW!!! I KNOW you're in there."

Stupid potato-head opens the door. She takes off a ring and throws it at him. "You're cheating on me AGAIN???!!! It's over between us." And storms out.

Mr. Potato-Head runs after her... " Honey... Let me explain..."

Anyways, we waited the whole day for Mr. Potato-Head to come back for his
smelly sock but he never did. Maybe GF killed him and dumped his body into the dumpster?

Oh well...

Well, being the responsible, professional whacker that I am... there's only one thing I could do in a situation like this...

The proper thing to do...

Gotta send his smelly sock back to his mom, of course... wouldn't want her to not know what happened to her son, you know...

And with a letter of explanation too, of course:

Dear Mr. Potato-Head's Mom

We are very, very sorry to inform you Madame... But your precious son came to our spa for a massage... and this is all that's left of him.

Our deepest apologies....



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And oh... while we're on the subject of forgotten items...

All massageplanet.netites please note...

If you've forgotten any items at a MP... please claim them before month end. All unclaimed items will be donated to GoodWill. (Actually, me and all my whacking friend will have first-pick first... Then, all remaining items will go to Goodwill.) We've had a lot of people forgetting their items lately, (especially at that potato-head spa), and they're really beginning to pile up.

So please... claim your items... otherwise, they will be donated to charity. Thanks everyone!!!

 

[highballer906]

Hmmm.

Leah, did you happen to get her name and ask if she wanted a job now that she doesn't have a potato head for a boyfriend anymore??

 

[Maru Ramos]

Someone has alot of time on their hands that's for sure

 

[Miss Marie : )]

*lmfao*

 

[Ang.]

OMG, STOP ALREADY. LMAO

 

[Pandora T.]

We've crossed paths numerous times.

 

[Eddie W]

Imfao? A new abbreviation?

 

[Icarius]

LMFAO as well...

too funny... Great story Leah!!!

 

[Jb2]

Yeah I interact with Leah all the time too. We sometimes post on the same threads.

 

[gReeN dAy RuLeS]

That's what they say when I go down on the girls..... apparently I'm what you'd call repulsive.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Oh, I see...but now you've gotta say who you suspect, right?

 

[La Don Akela]

In this particlular instance yes, the ' f ' stands for fat.

 

[Crimson]

Okay I gotta get outta here..... there's some BBQ waiting for me. Try and stay out of trouble eh AM. BTW planning on making a run anywhere today?

 

[tutuy2004]

Baci wouldn't be the only one suspecting a fake. This is up there with New Years Eggy and Red Stilleto.

 

[martinhea13]

have a great BBQ FC. no fun for me today. things to do. I'm outta here for now too.

 

[Man Coon]

This is massageplanet.net baci, f stands for fucking

 

[Pompal 09.]

I bet the potato-head got scalloped by his wife.
Thanks for the story, leah!

 

[Bellatrix]

I have also heard this rumor. I think the only way to dispell these rumors is if Leah tell us all where she works.

 

[Deus]

Ebay???!!!!!! What an AWESOME idea!!!!! Thanks, "Thousand"...

I love Ebay!!!! You can buy and sell virtually anything there....

There's always a sucker willing to buy....

Besides... it's all about advertising anyways.... Now, why didn't I think of that sooner???!!! Lucky for me, it's not the end of the month yet, so the smelly sock's still here.....

Hmmmmm.......

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!........


"THE" famous smelly sock now for sale!!!!!
Unique, one of a kind smell.
Last thing worn by "THE" famous Mr. Potato-Head just before he went mysteriously missing.
Location of other matching sock still unknown.
Let this sock work it's magic...
Wards off all unwanted lovers
And kills all bugs and rodent within seconds.
Just hang it by the window and let it work its magic.
Will be a great family heirloom one day.
Smell guaranteed to last for generations.....
Even has a hole at the tip in case someone has a big toe
Starting Bid: $40,000
Or Buy It Now: $65,000

 

[Mystery...]

holy f...I can't wait for your third day at work Leah...thanks much for the good laugh