My second day at work... and ANOTHER friggin' stupid potato-head!!!!!

[Leslie J]

Since I no longer have a girlfriend, does anyone recommend any MPAs in Scarboro.....

Heh heh heh.

p.s. I wish I took Leah instead of the other girl...

Boo! I'm back.

 

[Navi]

Slow day at the Whack Shack or was somebody running a sale on exclamation points?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mehul]

She doesn't work in Scarborough.

 

[mo-z]

Who believes this story?

 

[dantexvergil]

I thought she was the cutest story teller here a few stories ago and then it occured to me who it really was.

 

[Gareth Moore]

I wouldn't count on all of her stories being fake. Her other thread about the potato-head disguised as a fireman who steals and sells the spa fire extinguishers is a fact, and much stranger than a guy who gets caught at a MP by his girlfriend.

 

[ALEX!!!!!!!]

potatoes?

 

[crabbypatty]

Leah:

I think it is all about Karma.

Do you ever get the feeling that MPA's were john's and john's were MPA's in previous lives?

 

[Arthur]

Still love how whoever this Leah is refers to the girls in the massage business as "whackers". Cracks me up every time - don't know why!

 

[Bakar]

Yipee!!!! FINALLY....

I knew there'd be a sucker..... Oops ... I mean.... I mean... potential buyer sooner or later!

Anyways, the item number on ebay is 1.800.46.46662.32468... (or
1.800.IM.GONNA.FAINT)

 

[Nyx]

Hi Everyone!!!

I'm glad to see you all liked my potato-head stories!!! Don't worry... I'm sure there's more to come!!!

Nope, no potato-heads last Friday when I worked.... (my third day back). Had 1 gorgeous-looking dude though.... Wonder what he was doing at the potato-head spa?.... Maybe because he wanted to become a potato-head?

I had to leave early that day anyway (12:00)... maybe if I stayed the whole shift, I would've gotten one. Funny though... Now I look forward to getting potato-heads. Someone to make fun of....

Hmmmmm..... maybe my fourth day of work I'll have another one..... It's almost a sure thing at that spa.

 

[Raul Castro M.]

Huh? What/Who do you mean? Is this some inside joke?

 

[samer_refaey]

stop bitching about every 3rd customer & calling them potato heads & just lay on your back & get plowed for money
keep sucking baby & you can the 20s out of my wallet

 

[THEFUNGI]

You have a stinky sock for sale too?!!! I wonder what the E-Bay management team would think if we all start selling our used smelly socks on their site....

Probably that Toronto has a bunch of sickos....

 

[DanP]

Hi scurochiaro!!!

All kidding aside... I really encountered a psychic one time who told me I was a nun many lifetimes ago. So maybe I was so sex-starved in that life, that this time around, I decide to make up for it.

Do I believe in Karma? Absolutely!!!

One time, I did something really bad.... I was working at this one spa, when I found $60 in the laundry room. We had 6 girls working that day... so I had no idea whose money it was. So I decided to not say anything, ('cuz if I ask around, probably EVERYONE will say they have money missing and I won't know who to give it to), So I decided to just wait until someone say they're missing money, then I'll give it back to her.

So I waited and waited... and finally, one of the girls said they're missing
$60. Honestly, if it was anybody else.... I would've given it back... But I really hated that girl... she was always trying to get everyone in trouble with the boss... and trying to cause trouble among the girls, so everyone hated her. So I decided... "screw her... I'm not giving it back. Finder's keeper, Loser's weeper." So I kept the $60.

Well... guess what happened the next day....

The very first client I had... I did a NR for him... and he ran out on me without paying. Served me right....

I knew I should've given the money back to that girl... eventhough I didn't like her at all... but since I didn't.... KARMA!!!

I wasn't suppose to have that extra $60, so I lost it in a different way...

And me being with a**hole... I know that it's karma too.... Why?

Well.... you all know how lazy I am from all the posts I've posted. I'm the type who won't go to work unless I have $5 left in my pocket. Anyways, before I met a**hole... there was a really rich customer who was madly in love with me. He hated my job, and he was asking me out all the time... and everytime, my excuse is, "sorry, I can't go out with you. I have to work. No money...." Anyways, he really wanted to go out with me, so he finally said, "o.k. If you go out with me, I'll give you money equivalent to what you make in a day at the spa. All you have to do is spend time with me... no sex or anything... just go out, get to know me, and have fun." So of course I said yes... who the hell wants to work when they don't have to? So all I did was go shopping with him, movies with him, out to dinner, to the beach... I made him buy me this.... buy me that.... But I never slept with him or anything... I never even let him hold my hand or kiss me. I just totally took advantage of him. Honestly... I don't want to say the amount here... but it's pretty much the same amount of money that a**hole took from me...

So KARMA!!!!

As to whether MPA's used to be John's, and John's used to be MPA's.... who knows?..... It's VERY possible.... Karma works in strange ways sometimes.

One thing I do believe though... If you owe someone something.... Even if you don't pay them back in this life..... You'll pay them back in your next....

Just my thoughts on the subject.....

That's why... I always treat people good. I don't want them looking for me in my next life.... Payback's a B*tch...

 

[blaquebb]

Wow! Cannot possibly imagine looking you up for a massage now that you've revealed yourself regarding the guy who took you shopping, etc. This just confirms what we all really know, in that most MPA's have total distain for us paying clients, and really are 100% "in-it-for-the-money". We know this, but we suspend our disbelief most of the time...this new information just makes it more difficult to ignore. I'll be going to see the other girls who ( I assume ) hide their true feelings better, or really are much nicer in their opinion of some of us.

 

[CatsDogsFrogs]

...I definately believe it...

I just question how / why these things happen.

I mean - why degrade herself by going in? Once she knew it was him (as in....just sit in the your car outside and wait for him to come out...) she could have gone forward accordingly.

Oh...BTW...did you catch what she said? Cheating on me...."again".

They are probably kissing and making up right now. He is a womanizer (not that he is the only one in the world) and she has esteem issues, else she would have moved on already.

A woman with dignity would have simply directly (but quiety) confronted him upon his exit, and then dropped the ring at his feet.

 

[snowbunny]

Honestly, eventhough I'm making fun of this whole situation and all, I felt really sad for the girl. And she was gorgeous too!!!! Looked very much like Krista Allen, whom I think is absolutely GORGEOUS!!!!... Which was why I thought she was coming for a job interview.

Her boyfriend wasn't a bad-looking guy either... Anyone would've thought they made the perfect couple. I just hope there's no kids involved...

Me? If I were in that situation that day.... I definitely would not have gone into the spa to confront him. First of all, I'm not a confrontational person... and second, I have a lot of pride... (which is one reason why I have not disclosed who I am... I don't want everyone to know about my whole sh*tty life... writing anonymously is one thing... having everyone know it's you is another....) So I don't think I would've confronted him with anyone else around...

But who knows... sometimes when someone is really upset... they don't think, they just react.

Only thing I can say is.... at least she didn't blame us girls. She knew the problem was with him, not with us. In the past, (it's actually happened to me twice before), I've had women call up our spas, calling us whores, because they had found our spa's business card in their SO's wallet.

 

[THE REAL DEAL SEX APPEAL]

Let's avoid analyzing fun, her take on whacking is an enjoyable moment on this board.
More, please!

 

[sweetiepie]

Hmmmmmm.......

Come to think of it... it's almost the end of the month.....

And Mr. Potato-Head still haven't come back for his sock..... I wonder if he realize he left it at our spa?

Hmmmmmm..... what we should do with it?...

Should we wash it first... and then give it to GoodWill? Or should we not wash it... and give it to GoodWill?

If we wash it, it's not going to match the other one he's probably going to leave behind at some other spa, 'cuz then... they're not going to smell the same.....

But if we don't wash it.... the GoodWill person opening our bag of goodies is probably going to pass out from the lovely odour...

Nah..... I don't think we're going to wash it... It'll probably explode in our laundry machine anyways... from it's high toxic content...