Haha. Rumour that he was banned, although hard to believe that anyone gets banned since there don't seem to be any mods. This board lives without censor except an Ignore Function that works well.
Another possibility - two weeks ago, he challenged me to a fight, any time, anywhere of my choosing. I told him to meet me on the corner of Jane and Finch at midnight Saturday night. If he went... I was in the Caribbean at the time. (Do you guys know they make a lot of chocolate women down there? Amazing.)
Another possibility - Daniella was ripping him a new one daily. Maybe he just got tired of it all. When I first joined, he seemed to be positive and funny a reasonable amount of the time, but he got bitter more and more, and a lot of the board turned on him. He lives off adulation, courts it with self hype. He wasn't getting it at the end.
Another possibility - Asian Angela accepted his 80th marriage proposal, on the condition that he gives up the board. Bwahahahaha. I didn't say it was a good possibility.