review: CHRISTINA @ SRM II

[Logi]

now I JUST posted this on another forum,,, but If i didnt give you all my review it would be a TOTAL DISERVICE to the hobby, the sport, and the COMMUNITY all together,,, so here it goes,,,,

OH MY !!!!!!!!!!

that's my review........

Its been 1 week now and i'm still in recovery mode,,,,,,,,

I'm pretty new here so anything I write will sound like a HUGE fabrication......

so I think i'm gonna have to post a few quotes that came to mind before my appointment;

"WOW I cant believe I FINALLY got an appointment"
"I hope everyone at "the other site" was right with their reviews - I really dont want to "waste" my money"

in the waiting room

"DAMN - that secretary was nice, and she wasnt too bad looking either"
"WOW who's that HUGE picture on the wall of ?"

after my shower

"Shit this place is clean,,,,im thirsty,,,,I think im gonna grab a water bottle"
"damn this water is delicious"
"cool gum - dont mind if I do "

once Christina showed up

"sweet MARY and JOSEPH that is a FINE body"

--- then I blacked out

once Christina came back in the room with Hailey ???? i think thats who it was

"Christina's WAY better but this blonde isnt bad either"

--- then I blacked out

once the blonde was gone and Christina was bent over the table totally buck russell

"so this is how my lifes gonna end,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, this is tooo good to be true"

--- then I blacked out

once Christina was toweling me off - ever so nicely - with a nice warm cloth

"this was totally worth the two hundo im giving her"
"actually it was worth much, much more"
"DAMN it I wish I had more then $200 to give her Shaking (YES)"

as Christina was saying goodbye to me from the front door

"can I make another appointment now,,, or should I call in"
"SHIT thank GOD I took "the other forums" advice"
"do you do house calls" ahhahaah

there's not much more I can say -

feel free to PM me for more details.

If you guys want to no if I recommend her - in ALL honestly I'd have to say NO................ cause if I say YES I'd have to wait another 2 weeks to get an appointment Evil Laugh

** side note ** if Christina ever reads this **
"i'm not leaving here till you have dinner with me" said the taller, crazier, uglier, version of the guy whose writing this review

 

[CarefreePerson]

Welcome to Christina's LOVERS gang! Believe it or not, we still black out even though some of us have seen her more than 50 times now!

** side note ** You have to wait in line. She has a long list of people waiting for her to accept that dinner date.

 

[prinsezz2000]

"Buck russell" ? that's a new one

 

[sixxy]

I am so glad that you enjoyed your visit with the soon to be Mrs. Smith. No other woman is so worthy of that honour. She is the best.....and wait till she gets to know you better.

 

[justmeh1987]

Nice review. Looks like another member to the Christina fan club. She has such a wonderful personality that just oozes with repeat visits! Christina if your reading this, fast track me on that Dinner date list please.

 

[mo0ink]

http://www.royalspa.ca/ladies/christina#

36DD. Wow!

 

[Tim O]

Christina is a wonderful kind hearted and loving girl full of humour, fun and intelligence! Who would know her better than me I can proudly say that Christina a.k.a ? As I address by her real name, so SHE IS CERTAINLY MY BABY Lol!
And the first breakfast/Lunch and Dinner Date with my Baby is with me only! Heheh, hahahaha!

 

[MSB]

Not gonna happen TH. She has only eyes for me. However, I will let you wash our dishes in a fine Restaurant we will attend. Lol!

 

[Sexy Beast 123]

Is this going to turn into another I want to date my MP thread?
(And you guys who "love" Christina so much are not disturbed by the fact that she gives out HJ and BS and God knows what else all day?)

 

[marinebandwife]

After seeing her pics on the site...I believe it is going to be.



Don't forget about her repetoire of broadway showtunes. During the bodyslide I enjoy listening to her rendition of "Greased Lightning" and of course during the finish what else but "Hand Jive"

 

[chellithangam]

Viewer discretion is strongly advised!

 

[Andrea Vanessa]

I think while reading you thread i can smell the burning of some bad meat inside you,buddy come out of your illuisons, better late than never lol. To know Chrissy Baby it took a long time to acquire a special space in her heart, with so much of persistence and real hard labour, which is not an easy task for a newbie like you are the one! May be your experience as a wait staff in a restaurant might help you a bit as Chrissy may hire you as her table boy if u are that devoted to her, that is also with a big Question Mark? As her never-endinG list of workers on standby may not give you a chance for that even, high time to grow up and move on.

 

[Love Canada.]

Glad you liked the sexy and beautiful Christina. Not sure what "buck russell" means in your lingo, but if your at a loss for words & blackouts - that's normal with Christina. Usually I can muster a "hello", but it is difficult to form many coherent sentences when your tongue is on the floor.

"Recovery mode" is normal - I call it "Christina withdrawal". It starts when she hugs you at the front door - continues after you get home - through the night and calling her name in your sleep - until you see her again.

My last session with her she jumped up on the table facing the mirror staring at me with her dark beautiful eyes, and displayed that awesome round bottom of hers. I didn't know where to look - but I wish I had more than two hands!

As for dinner with this lady - well you'll have to stand in the line up.