Review: Coco @Shangri La

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

@PornPrince seriously you really need to take your meds, your gibberish is getting out of control... My medical advice stay with PornHub.

Good for you!

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

ok so you're going to call tomorrow right since the CRA don't work weekends, SL should be closed by the end of august right?

Haha, you're stupid as fuck

 

[Charli3]

Haha, you're stupid as fuck

are you mad soyboy? SL and other ones you claim that will close in a year will still be open by christmas and you'll just look like a bigger fool im done with you soyboy

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

are you mad soyboy? SL and other ones you claim that will close in a year will still be open by christmas and you'll just look like a bigger fool im done with you soyboy

Mad about what? Sounds like you're one mad. There is a process that needs to be followed when reporting to Revenue Canada. Doesn't happen over a weekend. Im lazy as well so thats why i haven't reported any of you criminals yet but that can change on a dime

 

[123567a]

I'm on my way there today (Sunday). I have seen Coco twice. Any suggestions for who to see next?
I like the cute, petite type.
Also, do any girls do DFK?

 

[pman]

I'm on my way there today (Sunday). I have seen Coco twice. Any suggestions for who to see next?
I like the cute, petite type.
Also, do any girls do DFK?

Next should be PornPrince

 

[123567a]

Next should be PornPrince

what??????

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

No next on my tdl is Lucy@Bellagio

 

[OG_funguy]

No next on my tdl is Lucy@Bellagio

So you don’t mind contributing to tax evasion when pussy is involved…

 

[krayjee]

No next on my tdl is Lucy@Bellagio

No matter who you see, you will never be happy with your shitty attitude. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you won't get anywhere until you change it. Remember, it cost nothing to be a decent human being.

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

I only give honest reviews, none of this bickering would be going on if you coco apologists werent so defensive. Gonna write a review for a session at JR as well.

 

[krayjee]

Just came back from SL. I went in there from their back door after delivering Thai food to Amy at JR from back door. As soon as Coco saw me coming in through the monitor, she came over to the back and gave me a big hug saying thank you so much for fighting with that piece of shit and defending her. She said Renee told her everything about the fight on internet and told me she's always nice to everyone and she couldn't even remember who that idiot was..lol

 

[PussPekr]

Coco has been good to me but I would not be surprised that she could disappoint some occasionally. She works 7 days and in a busy day, near the weekend, she could see more than 10 clients in a day. She has a strong clientele base and she would be busy no matter what.
Not nice to blast people because of a session not went well with a girl. Some guys got more than me from Coco in seeing her the first time ; I have seen her many times. I don’t have it (a good time) does not mean others would not have it( an excellent GFE), Should not judge others standards from one’s one time experience with a MPA.

WITH THAT KIND OF BUSY SHE'S PROBABLY RAKING IN $5,000 TO $6,000 PER WEEK. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW.

Just came back from SL. I went in there from their back door after delivering Thai food to Amy at JR from back door. As soon as Coco saw me coming in through the monitor, she came over to the back and gave me a big hug saying thank you so much for fighting with that piece of shit and defending her. She said Renee told her everything about the fight on internet and told me she's always nice to everyone and she couldn't even remember who that idiot was..lol

As an observer with "no skin in the game" I am totally shocked and befuddled that this one innocuous review of Coco has gobbled up 10 pages of back and forth babbling in less than a week.
Honestly COCO must be in "Seventh Heaven" and rolling over in the dough with all this free publicity.
As the saying goes " there is no such thing as bad publicity". Most likely this is why she hugged you LOL.
SL could not have hoped for more PR. Soooo many threads with SL and Bellagio might have to hire security gaurds for the line-ups.

Coco and SL should be paying all who have" added their 2 cents" whether you are shills, haters, white knights, promoters, managers, etc...etc.
I am so intrigued by the attention bestowed on the sweet and innocent Coco I might have to go see for myself. LOL.

CARRY ON BOYS.......GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Just came back from SL. I went in there from their back door after delivering Thai food to Amy at JR from back door. As soon as Coco saw me coming in through the monitor, she came over to the back and gave me a big hug saying thank you so much for fighting with that piece of shit and defending her. She said Renee told her everything about the fight on internet and told me she's always nice to everyone and she couldn't even remember who that idiot was..lol

So its Obvious you have a personal friendship with coco which explains your White knighting. Doesn't change anything though. Coco is overrated and is not good at her job.

Who is the bigger piece of shit. Someone like myself that writes an honest review or someone like coco scamming thousands per week.

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

WITH THAT KIND OF BUSY SHE'S PROBABLY RAKING IN $5,000 TO $6,000 PER WEEK. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW.

As an observer with "no skin in the game" I am totally shocked and befuddled that this one innocuous review of Coco has gobbled up 10 pages of back and forth babbling in less than a week.
Honestly COCO must be in "Seventh Heaven" and rolling over in the dough with all this free publicity.
As the saying goes " there is no such thing as bad publicity". Most likely this is why she hugged you LOL.
SL could not have hoped for more PR. Soooo many threads with SL and Bellagio might have to hire security gaurds for the line-ups.

Coco and SL should be paying all who have" added their 2 cents" whether you are shills, haters, white knights, promoters, managers, etc...etc.
I am so intrigued by the attention bestowed on the sweet and innocent Coco I might have to go see for myself. LOL.

CARRY ON BOYS.......GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yeah how much income tax is coco declaring off her 5k to 6k a week? Not only is coco bad at her job but she's a thief. Well i hope coco lives up to her reputation for the new customers she'll be getting. Its a double edged sword...

 

[Bustanut]

Based on the fantastic reviews Ive read about Coco, I booked her for 1 hr. with high expectations. To summarize my overall experience , it was underwhelming and very disappointing. Had difficulty maintaining erection.

Coco is young and skinny. Facially average. I wasnt blown away by her physical looks but what she has going for her is that she is a bit more attractive than the average Asian MPA that you would typically find.

Showered, arrived and walked into the room and was asked if I wanted to shower. I looked into the shower room but I noticed that the towels on the ground by the door of the shower were not being replaced with new ones after each customer. Fearing the transmission of foot fungus, I declined . Onto the table she did the massage. She's lazy and doesnt know how to give a decent massage. We agreed on BS for $80 and began rubbing her body againt me me and then she did her patented dick between her legs move that so many of you rave about. The actual move is pathetic and there's nothing special about it. What she failed to understand is that she needed to tease me first to get me hard before doing that ridiculous move of hers. Shows her inexperience due to her youth imho.
After the massage, she had to the nerve to suggest I come and see her again which Tells me she actually thinks she's good at what she does (delusional). Regretted going and would have been better off going to Premier.

These awesome reviews about Coco are Obvious lies or Coco's fans have really low standards. Even Lucy, although Ive never booked her I did see her in the hallway and was perplexed as to why guys on here think she's so beautiful. Yes she's tall and slim, but nothing to write home about...she's just average. Renee is the only MPA at SL that can truly be considered to be both genuinely attractive and give a decent massage . The rest are a waste of time.

Ive tried a few semi legit/holistic places now and for the most part all have been disappointing. Please recommend someone that is attractive as Renee and gives a great RMT style massage with great edging/teasing with the options for higher mileage (if available). Thank you

I don’t see an issue with this review. I mean why is everyone getting so turnt because a guy states his opinion? Holy! All reviews can’t be roses and flowers some are gonna be thorns and shit.

 

[PussPekr]

Yeah how much income tax is coco declaring off her 5k to 6k a week? Not only is coco bad at her job but she's a thief. Well i hope coco lives up to her reputation for the new customers she'll be getting. Its a double edged sword.

Mr PP I read your review that started this firestorm and found nothing wrong with it. Now you are all over the place with taxes, ethnicity issues, who knows what else.
You are as much a promoter, shill, etc, etc as anyone responding to and prolonging this thread. Maybe you are on her PR payroll.

My post was not to support or defend you. My quoting some stupid unsubstantiated $$$ figure was just to show that we all contribute to Coco's Piggy. More power to her.
Going into other aspects of the business such as tax, immigration status is uncalled for and does show some ulterior motive on your part. If only reviewing there is no need to go there.
If you are so concerned with her or any other MPAS not paying taxes then why do you go go the these places get your balls scratched.
Aren't you a bit hypocritical by contributing to the same thing you are railing against. LOL

Again I do not have a "dog in the fight" just trying to be objective.

 

[Happyman]

Mr PP I read your review that started this firestorm and found nothing wrong with it. Now you are all over the place with taxes, ethnicity issues, who knows what else.
You are as much a promoter, shill, etc, etc as anyone responding to and prolonging this thread. Maybe you are on her PR payroll.

My post was not to support or defend you. My quoting some stupid unsubstantiated $$$ figure was just to show that we all contribute to Coco's Piggy. More power to her.
Going into other aspects of the business such as tax, immigration status is uncalled for and does show some ulterior motive on your part. If only reviewing there is no need to go there.
If you are so concerned with her or any other MPAS not paying taxes then why do you go go the these places get your balls scratched.
Aren't you a bit hypocritical by contributing to the same thing you are railing against. LOL

Again I do not have a "dog in the fight" just trying to be objective.

Yes, we can add one more fantasy when we see Coco, Renee…having fun with a rich young girl. You are good in numbers, it’s easy to calculate how much Renee or owners of JR, e&m are earning. I better stop here, don’t want CRA to get too much attention

 

[Buaya]

It does not matter to CRA how much money you make as long as you declare it - Cash or otherwise.
The problem most businesses that deals with a lot of cash is depositing it into their account. Banks have certain guidelines re: Money Laundering.
Part of the reason why most Spa owners pay for their supplies in CASH.
A small piece of Advice to all Spa Owners and MPA - whatever you do with the Cash make sure that you know what you are doing because a Wrong move will trigger a CRA Global Audit and trust me YOU DO NOT WANT THAT. Been there and it is not a pleasant experience.
CRA always targets certain types of businesses for Audits once in a while. Restaurants, Construction companies etc. Any companies that deal with a lot of cash. Remember CRA is NOT stupid. Thy know what is going on. They or especially the Auditors when they do an Audit do not want to be treated like a fool.

 

[Bustanut]

Mr PP I read your review that started this firestorm and found nothing wrong with it. Now you are all over the place with taxes, ethnicity issues, who knows what else.
You are as much a promoter, shill, etc, etc as anyone responding to and prolonging this thread. Maybe you are on her PR payroll.

My post was not to support or defend you. My quoting some stupid unsubstantiated $$$ figure was just to show that we all contribute to Coco's Piggy. More power to her.
Going into other aspects of the business such as tax, immigration status is uncalled for and does show some ulterior motive on your part. If only reviewing there is no need to go there.
If you are so concerned with her or any other MPAS not paying taxes then why do you go go the these places get your balls scratched.
Aren't you a bit hypocritical by contributing to the same thing you are railing against. LOL

Again I do not have a "dog in the fight" just trying to be objective.

Well said.