review: Ryan @ Flirt 2 (formerly premier)

[Roman]

Every mpa that I've ever met is not as intelligent as I am. Therefore the reason I go there is not for the conversation. There's a reason they work in a massage parlour, and not for NASA. Lol.
I'm not saying I'm not into joking and having fun. But I don't talk science when I'm in there.

You seem to get your kicks from putting down people...in this case MPAs. A smart and compassionate person would not do this.
I question your intelligence.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Well I can't imagine how bad it is because I haven't met her. But if it's that bad, how does management keep her around?

 

[gcoogieben]

Well I can't imagine how bad it is because I haven't met her. But if it's that bad, how does management keep her around?

Flirt Vic Park has trouble finding solid girls who can bring in a crowd. Lately their hires are duds. They've got the looks but they think they're the shit so they bring in a lot of attitude. Ryan is a veteran and also préviously a premier girl so management was counting on her bringing in her regulars. But premier management has been cleaning house and weeding out the crazies and unreliables. Flirt Vic Park has been taking them in. I don't expect Ryan to be there that long. Flirt management will realize she's more of a burden and start to show her the exit.

 

[kn4869]

wanted to book today with my go to girl at S9. Called in only to find out that she will be off until the beginning of February for vacation. No one else was available who peaked my interest.

I decided to check out Flirts site and saw Ryan on the schedule. This is the same Ryan that used to work at Premier and whom I have read a number of positive reviews of.

This was my first time at Flirt. I did the line up once at the finch location but walked. Flirt 2 looks much nicer. A little bit of a cold/sterile feel to it as everything is white and black, but it was nice.

When ryan entered the room I was a little disappointed. Her body was not nearly as tight as it looked in the pictures. I would assume the pics are old and she's gained some weight.

Then she opened her mouth and I was again disappointed. This girl is either fucking nuts, or she is a crack head. Nothing she said made any sense. It was awkward and uncomfortable. No matter how hard I try to put it into words, I don't think I could properly convey how out to lunch this chick is. Her brain is fried.

On the way out I made a point of complaining to the receptionist. She offered me free door fee on a future visit. Appreciated but I'm unsure if I will go back.

If you've never seen Ryan, don't. Stay very very far away.

Thanks Buddy For Info ..I was planning to book with her ...

 

[Dongo]

I will be one dissenting voice in this thread. I saw Ryan about a month ago, she was coherent, humorous and we had a conversation that was general and as I have known her for years, we do have a connection so some old topics were revisited. The session I had was most satisfactory as were the hundreds I have had with her over the past at SRM, HFH, Allure, SRM and Premier, and I am not one that uses or appreciates recreational drugs never mind "crack heads".
No question she has good days and great days, at least in my experience. Excellent skills and attitude. I sure hope the situation described in this thread is a passing phase or there is another reason for the behaviour experienced by the OP and others in the thread.
I will see Ryan again soon and see for myself, I will report back objectively and honestly; I hope she is going to be the reliable veteran MPA that I know so well.

 

[Freshy1]

There may be an explanation for her behavior. Maybe she has Tourette's syndrome. That would account for the weird bird noises and seemingly non sensical babble. I would give her the benefit of a doubt and not label her a crack head. Just trying to earn a living with a disability.

 

[Notorious71]

Karlcox, this is a wierd review. You talk about her figure and her conversation. But you didn't mention anything about her massage or her service. Just because she sounded like she was out to lunch, does that give you any reason to complain to the receptionist or management? Shame on you. We don't go to massage parlours for conversation do we? At least I don't, and I don't think anyone else does either. We see the mpa's for their service, not for their intelligence. I don't think Albert Einstein worked at a massage parlour, unless you know something that I don't. Lol.
This reminds me of a couple of years ago when people were complaining of Jonathan Bernier as he referred to Nelson Mandela as a famous athlete. Who cares if he doesn't know who Nelson Mandela is. He's getting paid to stop pucks from entering the net. He's not a political analyst.

Snoopdoggie you are wrong on this one. Most guys go for the whole package and if a lady is incoherent that ruins the whole experience.

 

[Davelovezcurves]

He who started the thread is not wrong. I seen her once the same thing bird noises constant moving around. Hard to build up to a HE when she doesn't stay in one place. Weird convo. I won't label her a drug user but the girl is weird. Luckily I found others at premier or I wouldn't have went back.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Snoopdoggie you are wrong on this one. Most guys go for the whole package and if a lady is incoherent that ruins the whole experience.

People shouldn't be bashing her for who she is. Maybe she has a physical or mental handicap, nobody knows. You guys are making assumptions that she may be high or on drugs. I say leave her alone, and stop saying bad things about her, because you don't know what her problems are. After all, I don't think she's hurting anyone, is she?

 

[snoopdoggie]

There may be an explanation for her behavior. Maybe she has Tourette's syndrome. That would account for the weird bird noises and seemingly non sensical babble. I would give her the benefit of a doubt and not label her a crack head. Just trying to earn a living with a disability.

Well said, Freshy.

 

[Sybarite]

He's probably referring to Tracy I believe she is off for the next month.

Tracy is most likely not Karlcox's go to girl at S9 because he says whoever he's referring to is away until February, but Tracy is on the schedule this week.

So it must be someone else I guess.

 

[joe j jizum]

There was no massage. From the second she entered the room she started speaking gibberish and wouldn't shut the fuck up, all the while spasaming like a fucking junkie.

If you think that's not reason enough to complain, maybe your standards are too fuckin low? If I wanted to spend time with a crack whore, I would go find one in the ghetto, not go to a supposed upscale MP.

Hey, you are spot on. I agree with you on that one.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

Classic signs of drug use. She's probably fine when she's sober, not so much when she's using.

 

[imthedude]

People shouldn't be bashing her for who she is. Maybe she has a physical or mental handicap, nobody knows. You guys are making assumptions that she may be high or on drugs. I say leave her alone, and stop saying bad things about her, because you don't know what her problems are. After all, I don't think she's hurting anyone, is she?

Whatever the cause is, she should be getting treated.

 

[Kawailuvr]

I think it cool some guys come on here and stand up for a women that has been bashed ,,
But if a guy has seen Ryan and she is behaving strangely or straight up out to lunch than
I believe there should be some compensation from the spa itself ?
At the prices for hh or 45mins in this city my opinion is good service should be the norm
My two cents
She does have great tits

 

[karlcox]

I think it cool some guys come on here and stand up for a women that has been bashed ,,
But if a guy has seen Ryan and she is behaving strangely or straight up out to lunch than
I believe there should be some compensation from the spa itself ?
At the prices for hh or 45mins in this city my opinion is good service should be the norm
My two cents
She does have great tits

They immediately apologized and offered free door fee on my next visit. My next visit was to see Lauren who was amazing. I was ready to never go back to flirt again, but they made it right and I would absolutely go back now.

 

[Kawailuvr]

They immediately apologized and offered free door fee on my next visit. My next visit was to see Lauren who was amazing. I was ready to never go back to flirt again, but they made it right and I would absolutely go back now.

Very cool
I saw Lauren the other day in a walk through
Could you pm me some intel on your session I would appreciate