Some MPA Reviews

[Avoid_SeductionSpa_RipOff&STDs]

Weird.

U visited so many spas, bad experiences everywhere… but kept going, like it’s yer mission… u diss spas u can’t even name a single girl…

… excep 4 Premiere spas.

What a surprise

… every other place, u put down… ⬇

Dunno why u conclude by giving advice… u don’t seem2b gd @ hobbyng.

…lemme give u a clue… every spa, every single spa… avg client leaves happy. Otherwise, outta biz.

Gimme a free pass 2 some 2nd fl spa, pleasant Asian milf inside… gonna leave happy… mebbe nuthin 2 brag about, but almost certainly happy!

U should figure out what yer doing wrong b4 offering advice, dude….

I dont dislike you or anything but you sound rather testy and emotional cuz the OP didnt give rave reviews about SL. Not everyone thinks SL is so fantastic like you do.

 

[xtc27]

I dont dislike you or anything but you sound rather testy and emotional cuz the OP didnt give rave reviews about SL. Not everyone thinks SL is so fantastic like you do.

… so dude says Suko/SL/Orchid= all same… obv stupid non~review… name who u saw what services FFS… but he’s just doing a hatchet job, no need 4 facts…

“They don’t offer you a choice of girls as it seems in the Ads here”

…. Suko & SL= no ads… Orchid has ad w only 1 girl… but don’t let facts interfere w gd rant, eh?

Small spas often don’t give lineups … so what? Two girls, one= busy, u get other one…

How about this… “They give you 15-20 minutes sub-par massage and then quickly want want to finish you off with hand job in the last 5 minutes.” … so 20+ 5 ≠ 30, but u no, thinks he’s on a roll…

ALL 3 SPAS! ALL GIRLS! And yet this isn’t a normal msg anywhere… got one like this ONCE in my experience on Dufferin St, he got it every time, w every girl @ every spa.. & he can’t name a single girl?

Truth is, they start fun stuff late, u end up w free xtra time… bcuz they gotta make u cum.. … it’s like union rule or something , client gotta have HE, they always give xtra time… that’s all Asian spas… dudes here all no this…

OP nvr visited any of these spas… fiction…

He says Lorena @ Seduction had jizz on her… transparent lie… that girl has million reviews, no hygiene problem…

LaMonny… again, no details, just random garbage… oh, & one girl 2 avoid… useless

… how about Flirt? Some girls= chubby? Really? Name one. … then he says girls let him touch them all over!?!?

…almost fell off my chair….

He’s gone to all these spas… he says… and GIRLS DID NOT LET HIM TOUCH THEM ALL OVER?

… either he’s a liar or he’s one creepy dude….

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…. Real reviews have details, names, services, even dates & times, damages… anyone can just put a spa name down & start typing bullish!t … usually it’s useless trolls with an agenda…

Most of these so-called reviews= useless fiction … :

 

[Back in Toronto]

I can confirm that with all the reviews I mentioned, I never asked for BB or was offered one. Honestly most of the sessions I have had at various Spas has generally been good, but that is because I always try to read reviews before I go. My issue is that sometimes the girl is not into it for some reason or another and they just want to quickly give you HJ and end the session and that just does not do it for me - and that seems to happen more often with the younger girls at the Asian spas.

I tried to include as many names of MPs as I remember, but some are no longer on schedule so I cannot confirm. If you want one more name at Orchid Spa, it was Water, and although she was nice polite girl, she left the room in the middle of the session to answer the door and came back 8 minutes later. She apologized, but the issue is that it just ruined the whole session for me. I don't go that often to spas, but when I do, it is to relieve stress and have a good time - I ended up walking out in the middle of the session feeling terrible - luckily I did not have to pay the tip and just the door fee.

I know it is sometimes hard for the working girls too and most of them are nice, but they have too think about customers that expect reasonable service and pay the tips.

I too have been in quite a few MPs where the owners are too freakin cheap to hire a full-time receptionist so they have their MPAs answer calls and the door DURING my sessions! Now whenever I go somewhere new, I ask if they have a receptionist, if the answer is no, I walk.

 

[snoopdoggie]

… seems like op has agenda when he says gd spas = bad … w/o mentioning names

Pretty rare dudes leave so many spas unhappy…

… praises Flirt, but read details, he’s still slamming ‘m…

Any yet Premiere = ok?

Cmon dude… very fishy post…

Just read his posts for the Halibut.

 

[snoopdoggie]

… it’s annoying, but all small biz do this… my RMT, Indy escorts, bike mechanics… u have clients? Prolly u do it 2…

A massage parlour, where it is understood that you're there for the tease, or whatever else you want to call it, isn't the same as going to a barber or bicycle mechanic.

I remember a barber answering the phone to say what time he closes, in the middle of a haircut. Believe me, it didn't break the mood.

I don't go to my barber for a tease, unless it's a female with huge nipples busting through her t-shirt.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

Weird.

U visited so many spas, bad experiences everywhere… but kept going, like it’s yer mission… u diss spas u can’t even name a single girl…

… excep 4 Premiere spas.

What a surprise

… every other place, u put down… ⬇

Dunno why u conclude by giving advice… u don’t seem2b gd @ hobbyng.

…lemme give u a clue… every spa, every single spa… avg client leaves happy. Otherwise, outta biz.

Gimme a free pass 2 some 2nd fl spa, pleasant Asian milf inside… gonna leave happy… mebbe nuthin 2 brag about, but almost certainly happy!

U should figure out what yer doing wrong b4 offering advice, dude….

Preach brother. Preach

 

[xtc27]

A massage parlour, where it is understood that you're there for the tease, or whatever else you want to call it, isn't the same as going to a barber or bicycle mechanic.

I remember a barber answering the phone to say what time he closes, in the middle of a haircut. Believe me, it didn't break the mood.

I don't go to my barber for a tease, unless it's a female with huge nipples busting through her t-shirt.

…well, mechanic 🛠 had me pretty annoyed…

…. Just bcuz it bugs u, doesn’t make it different… u want no interruptions, go2 big spa…

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I dont dislike you or anything but you sound rather testy and emotional cuz the OP didnt give rave reviews about SL. Not everyone thinks SL is so fantastic like you do.

I DISAGREE

 

[Deleted member 79939]

…well, mechanic 🛠 had me pretty annoyed…

…. Just bcuz it bugs u, doesn’t make it different… u want no interruptions, go2 big spa…

OKAY
THEY ARE IN X FILES AND KEVIN SMITH AND OIL

 

[BIGCORN]

Very interesting review from OP...IMO it is a little fishy OP had a bad time at most of the spas and also doesn't really provide any names for them