Just got back from my massage.. it was interesting.
I arrived about 5 minutes early for my apt and decided to chill out front for a few minutes. During these 5 minutes there seemed to be a lot of people coming and going from the house. Once the five minutes were up I sent her a text from outside asking if she was ready 'cause there seemed to be a few people in there. She replied saying she was ready.
I go to the door where she greets me... definitely not a looker. Kinda reminded me of miss piggy. I think an earlier poster guestimated her weight at 150lbs. Ummm not quite. I'm a fit 155lbs and she definitely had at least 15lbs on me, mostly on her tummy.
So she tells me that she's waiting for her last client to leave and asked that I wait in the living room. Ok, no problem. A minute later I hear a friggin bear running into the living room, that's when I met Cujo, I nearly crapped my pants. He's the rottweiler mentioned in other posts, he's probably got 15lbs on me as well. Cujo is followed by some other dude, I figured her last client. This guy starts chattin' me up about a road trip he's going on and I'm thinking to myself 'this guy has no shame!'. Then out walks another guy! This other guy was definitely the client, he's practiced the walk of shame. Awkward for sure. Meanwhile, buddy is still talking up a storm so I figured he must be a roommate.
5 minutes later she comes out and tells me the room is ready. I go into the room strip down and wait. The room isn't very dark, and was pretty chilly. I didn't wait long, she came right in and started the massage. This girl has skill, it was an awesome massage. The only crappy part was that I was a tad cold and her hands weren't that warm each time she started a new body part. Also, roomie was outside the door scrounging through the laundry yelling 'where's my f***ing white clothes!'.. she laughed and apologized. Whatever. Damn good massage though!
My hour is nearly up and I can sense she's not about to offer anything else, so I bring it up and she seemed pretty excited. She got to work on my package where she proved she's not a one trick pony. Tons of deep throat... she definitely likes this part of her job. She even does the ball lick while my cock is tickling her tonsils, nice touch. She whips out her titties for me to play with also. I'm getting close to the edge, so like the gentlemen I am ask her where she wants me to finish, she replies "emm mmma mmmouf" and I'm like 'wtf did she just say?' so I say to her "didn't your mom ever tell you not to speak with your mouth full?" so she takes a breather and says "sorry, in my mouth!" and goes right back to it. Okie dokie... I let it blow and when I do she crams my tool back down her throat.
I wipe up, leave $ on the table and bounce.
L: 5-6 (really not that attractive at all)
S: 9 Great skills
Would I repeat? Not likely.
This is my first review btw, hopefully it's not too long winded.