This is how this plays out, because I have done it before with a big tough meanie from Facebook.
1. He doesn't show. No surprise, everyone is a tough guy on the internet. This the most likely outcome.
2. He does show, I talk shit, and he punches me. Police arrest him for assault and battery and I get to watch him explain in court why he assaulted a random person. This is the least likely outcome, especially since dipshit said he has to pick up his kid after. If he does sock me, hopefully he arranged someone else to pick up his kid. (lmao should have saved some time and had me meet him at the bike racks!)
3. He actually shows but knows he can't do anything. Maybe talks some shit and I laugh in his face. Not likely outcome, and even less likely since this time it is meeting someone from a handjob forum.
Those are the only ways it can play out. I don't give a fuck, I will go drink coffee for a half hour. It's a nice day.