Things guys should know about FBSM

[Sidepocket8ball]

Ouch. I guess for those of you who are looking for the EWE (ex-wife experience) you know who to call.

 

[nice hard worker]

Guess I'm better off with mckenzie of houston

 

[jack skellington]

I agree this should not be in the REVIEWS ONLY section... Mods pease dump this thread into a more reasonable area like COED or other place I never frequent.

 

[Mistah]

Really straight up fuck this girl. No seriously what's the first letter in this site stand for E=Escort if that ain't you go kick some fucking rocks.

 

[MEME]

That is TFF!

Jaida there are MANY issues with your "suggestions"

First - NO ONE should ever talk about explicit services over the phone as you suggested. If any experienced FBSM lady had a guy ask her those questions over the phone, she would HANG UP IMMEDIATELY.

As far as good hygene - that clearly goes both ways. Providers are usually VERY good about their hygene and even know how to use those sponges to mask when Aunt Flo shows up each month. However, I have been to MANY FBSM ladies during "That Time" and when they took off their pants....POW! Lets just say it was not pleasant!

As far as asking for or receiving extras - I can tell you ALL the ladies I see on a regular basis provide those extras and seem to actually enjoy the mutual massage and mutual happy endings that come with those extras - so you clearly don't have a clue what a vast number of OTHER FBSM ladies enjoy.

Regarding the sensitivity of YOUR nips....well, everyone is different. Just like every guy is different and each enjoy a different level of grip pressure.

NOW, if YOU want a few lessons in how to be a good FBSM - here is my $.02

1. Don't leave the client in the massage room for an extended period of time. It is REAL annoying to be told to get comfy and "I'll be right back"; then the lady goes off to finish watching "I Love Lucy"

2. Why don't you get undressed initially? Guys are visual creatures and half the fun is looking....even when we are face down.

3. Don't just pour a quart of that nasty oil on our backs for some lame rub. And if you do use oil, then make sure you have a awarm,wet towel to clean us up before the flip.

4. Invest in some baby wipes if you are too cheap to use real towels for the clean up. When a lady hands me a paper towel OR WORSE uses a paper towel to clean up after the explosion....OUCH! How would you like me to use a dry paper towel to wipe your clit after you have an "O".

5. PLEASE don't be cheap and keep bottled water around. Seriously I give you $100 or more for the session. A 24-bottle case of water is $4.00 - that is about $.18 a bottle. If you are too lazy to cary the cases to your office, contract with Ozarko or a different company to deliver water - it might cost $5-6.00 a case. But its nice to walk out with something to drink!

6. WE ALL HATE UPSELLING - plus its dangerous. I go into a session with exactly the donation requested. Sometimes I may bring a little extra for a tip AFTER the session is over. BUT when a lady tells me that for an extra fee she will do something else - RED ALARMS go off. OR if I ask for something and she says " for an extra $XX or ONLY if you take care of me"....AGAIN, RED ALARMS go off. If you ask for $ for extra services there are potential problems. DON'T BE STUPID. I may not leave a tip for those services at that time because I don't want to appear as if I am paying for any "services" other than the rubdown - but if I come back I will bring a lttle extra for the previous services

(this is not unlike a lot of FBSM ladies who end the session with "there will be MORE available on your next session!"

Finally, I don't think you are a bitch - you said you love what you do and your clients.

I just won't ever be one of your clients.

 

[Pompal 09.]

NEXT

 

[Whitna]

In her first point she says she doesn't do extras then in her 2nd point she says to handle her nipples with care.
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1. FBSM does NOT equal escort. So when you ask for "extras" or "full service" from someone doing a body rub, it makes you look like someone who's looking for an escort experience at a body rub price. You look like a cheap pervert. I understand some girls do "extras" and fs, however, for those of us that don't, this is how you come off and it's really really gross and annoying.

2. Our nipples are as sensitive as your balls. Not every girl wants her nipples pulled, pinched, sucked excessively. Please handle our nipples with as much care as you would want us too with your nuts!!!

 

[Jessie]

That GPS disease is something else!! LMMFAO!!!!!!

 

[Lovelylady85]

well said.. It is odd to be the FBSM gal amongst the most amazing escorts out there.. I do not agree with her quotes.. I make alot of men very happy with my amazing hands.. hope we are not all hated

 

[gaga4cash]

Please let me know where exactly you are providing you services.



So I can avoid the location!

 

[ideaguy83]

Is it just me or had this girl had an attitude since day one.

 

[SweetNothings]

Well, one thing I don't like is all these spas out there that publicize massages but then force full sex on you: all three positions, even. I won't say it makes the girls look cheap and desperate trying to give full sex for the price of a hj, though, because I feel sorry for ladies who are expected to do so much for so little, even as I prefer the soft touch of bare fingers to the inside of a cum-filled condom. But that's just not what I look for when I look for masseuses.

And since this thread is all about making demands, ladies, lovely masseuses, P-L-E-A-S-E: never omit or forget to play with the guy's genitalia while he is still laying on his stomach. I don't know why this is the best part of sensuous massage, but it is.

I promise, I swear, I hereby vow never again to try an force reverse massage on a lady, to propose to work her clit till my tongue goes numb, or to offend her with such cheap, tawdry things as tips,-- if only she remembers to play with my genitalia while I am still on my stomach.

My, ladies, in return for that pleasure I even swear I'll never again allow my hands to harass your breasts, lovely as they are. Not that I am sacrificing much there. I am a butt guy. ha ha.

 

[tanja3703]

Actually a lot of this stuff needs to go UTR.

 

[knittinmama]

Jada NoSo Lovely

 

[LFC Fan]

clearly lil miss here had a bad client and is venting...and to heck with the forum rules if she is venting.


In many respects she is right...abit a lil nieve (or stupid...but lets go with the former)

Some guys are just pervs...ok we are all pervs...but not naked wearing a raincoat in a crowd pervs. Most guys here have some sort of common sense and understand the unspoken rules to fsbm, amps, sc's etc.

I am sorry jada that you ran into a leg humpen perv. with lil to no self control.
and i hope you have a happy ending to an unpleasent meeting.

 

[R Nino]

yeah some people are stubborn fools.

 

[zhuge_liang]

I think the lady makes a valid point, but should post this on HER provider ad not in this forum....
Me personally I have NO INTEREST in 'extra's'...this is my choice...if I did I would go see a FS provider... I live to get a nice massage one that involves the provider actually doing some work, and some respectful breast play or some gluteal groping ...but please do not put your vegtables in my face, or be shocked or indignant, when it is a baseline expectation that I am going to see, caress, and fondle your breasts nipples and ass...(without using WWF techniques) and for the love of Ch-ist please do not use baby oil...it requires Methyl Ethyl Keytone and about 300 gallons of water to remove.

For those who want more....G-d bless you, enjoy .... I am happy with my limited indulgences..

Heywood J

 

[HotHolley]

You have too much to ask for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Provider like you will never get your clients happy. Please take off this season to train youself again.

 

[drasago]

Lot of you guys keep bitching that she posted in the wrong forum...chill out its ok! Got lots of funny comments, hopefully alot of people will learn a little - including her. Don't sweat the small stuff. 39 comments so far- thats awesome. Keep the good stuff coming!

 

[random.nagger]

Im a softy for women's feelings and more sympathetic with Ms Jaida than most cause Ive been around too many women for too long, so I understand what she is saying. However Im sure the day will come when she would love to edit the raving... but I'm sure it felt REALLY good when she hit SUBMIT. We have all been there...

Sure doenst hurt to remind us guys how much these women need us to respect them, both in person and in writing. Ditto Crazytasty that all is well... she tells us a hellofalot about herself that helps us decide if want to see her so the post has benefited me. She is not my type, but is surely for some guys looking for "outspoken spunky"...