You wouldn't BELIEVE the number of stupid people, (not to mention weirdos, whackos, and sickos) that I've encountered.
That's why we call them potato-heads now.
Just the other day, I had a guy come to our Potato-Head Spa. When I took him into the room, he pulled out $10, gave it to me, and asked to see my panties. So I pulled up my slutty little dress, he looks at my underwear, and says, "Oh... I REALLY like them. Can you sell them to me? I give you $80."
Well..... Off came my underwear right away... needless to say. What a great investment... I bought it for $3 and sold it for $80... I asked him if he wanted my bra as well. Damn, he said no. I told him that the other girl has underwear too... and if he wanted to buy it. He said, "let me look at it first." So she shows him her underwear... he ends up buying it too. He then asks if we have anymore.... Says he likes them used... brand new ones don't excite him. So I called up my Yammy-yammy whacker friend from across the street,... she came in less than 2 minutes flat.
So yeah.... there's all kinds of people in this world...
That's why we call them potato-heads now.
Just the other day, I had a guy come to our Potato-Head Spa. When I took him into the room, he pulled out $10, gave it to me, and asked to see my panties. So I pulled up my slutty little dress, he looks at my underwear, and says, "Oh... I REALLY like them. Can you sell them to me? I give you $80."
Well..... Off came my underwear right away... needless to say. What a great investment... I bought it for $3 and sold it for $80... I asked him if he wanted my bra as well. Damn, he said no. I told him that the other girl has underwear too... and if he wanted to buy it. He said, "let me look at it first." So she shows him her underwear... he ends up buying it too. He then asks if we have anymore.... Says he likes them used... brand new ones don't excite him. So I called up my Yammy-yammy whacker friend from across the street,... she came in less than 2 minutes flat.
So yeah.... there's all kinds of people in this world...