What really goes on in massage parlours?

[bkk2nite]

Right. Uh Huh huh huh....

Polesmoker....

 

[Moose]

Yes please, i agree. there is no humour that i have read in anything rev has said. Oh well some people like George Carlin others like Emo Phillips (rev). keep em laughing Emo

 

[AALIA-NAF]

wow what a come back revolution good save......

 

[Liberal AssKicker]

A huge what?

My guess is erection.

 

[webjnke1]

Seems you guys are going to all the best MP's in town...my last experience she made me clean the shower with my toothbrush...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey beefy

Are you learning English through massageplanet.net?
I think that's a first....

Good luck with that!!!

 

[Terri]

The "first" time that somebody is learning English through massageplanet.net.

"Scared to death" for writing a review!?!?

So what!?!?
Don't worry about it...
Write the review (take our your Chinese English Dictionary), we (us massageplanet.netites) wll read it. Probably have a good laugh at your expense due to your grammatical and spelling mistakes and then we will move on (everybody makes mistakes on this board).

Either way, you should write a review. It is your duty as a massageplanet.net member!!
YOUR DUTY, beefy!!

Hey, if you want we can grade you on your English!

 

[Tee<3]

Haaaaaa!!!

 

[Camry Lover.]

Are you guys being racist here?

 

[hey ya]

MPA offered me a piece of candy and to clean my sunglasses. Free. They watch alot of porn, talk about sex, drink Coffee Time coffee and tea and do laundry.

 

[LittleBitOfSugar]

Once an MPA permitted me to give her money for a truly mind-blowing debate about the usefulness of the Stoic philosophy and its relevance to the development of the Protestant work ethic. She even went over fifteen minutes, truly not a clock watcher.

 

[Jackie the Peace Maker]

I once had milk and cookies while she was reading parts of the bible.......

 

[loveee <3]

Somtime's after a great massage we took a 10 min nap together..
LOL...

 

[Sunil]

Where's that review you promised us????!!!!

Or are you too busy picking fights in the name of Chinese Patriotism?

 

[Chad P]

That's funny, I got nearly the same experience once when the MPA and I discussed Existentialist philosophy and its relevance to Neitche's greatest published works.

Another hot session and the MPA (a different one) gacve me some useful advice that helped me to write a better dissertation on mathematical modeling of reaction kinetic networks.

doc shakenbake

 

[meanolmaw]

How much extra is CIYC? Who provides it? Can I get BBCIYC?

 

[lmechwarrior]

Earthlings are strange creatures, indeed.

 

[charlotte s]

After the session, this MPA and I sat together to put the finnishing touch on the final draft of a big speech she wrote for a company CEO.

 

[Nick M]

Well you must have been talking about a Neitche different from, "Nietzsche"

 

[blast]

My spidey sense tells me you don't really have to try...