You know you hobby too much when...

[Zieleni pakowacze zatoki]

You know you hobby too much when.. ;


Your SO says " how about a quickie ? " and you reply " Did you double book ? "

 

[rOcKerO83]

genius !! Lmao !!

 

[bjjnoobie]

...When your SO says come for dinner at.... I'll give you the room # and security code when you get to the building.

 

[lonesome star]

When you ask your SO " can you see me off the clock? "

 

[swimma]

Good one.

...When you take your paycheck and split it into $250.00 bundles.

 

[Bad Mother F*cker]

How about.....

When you told to your GF " I thought you offer PSE, its false advertising "

 

[TahoeT]

...When you leave a forwarding address for your mail and its your favourite indy or agency.

 

[Sudmeister]

You know you hobby too much when..

At breakfast your SO tells you that you were talking in your sleep and then it starts :

Her: Who is Daphne ?
You : Don't know .
Her: Who is Sebelle ?
You : Don't know .
Her: Who is Holly ?
You : Don't know .
Her: Who is Tamara ?
You : Don't know .
Her: Ok why are they in the top ten ?
You : Don't know

Her: Really then who the fuck is Charlie ?
You : Don't know .
Her: And who on god's green earth is Andy ?
You : Don't know .

Her: Any idea where you are sleeping tonight?
You : Don't know .

 

[ross097]

...When you change your soap/shampoo at home because you found a better scent at your regular incall.

...When you call up Vanessa and ask her what you should buy for your SO's B'day. You have an idea but she says no you bought that for her last year.

 

[its a girls world :)]

You overhear you wife on the phone to her mother;

" Ma I'm telling you Bell put in another exchange . I pulled piece of paper out of Jimmy's pants and there were a bunch of phone numbers starting with *82 .. I know I know like we don't have enough things to piss us off . "

 

[Danu]

...When you find your name and phone # scribbled on the bathroom wall of your regular incall.

 

[13lunt]

You know you hobby too much when..

You are putting the bone to her big time . Just rutting away to beat the band , you close your eyes as the bloods pounding in your ears , the sweats dripping and suddenly you start with the dirty talk : "You dirty cum sucking little anal whore " when just as suddenly she stops moving , you look down to see your wife of 20 years looking back up at you with this horrified look of disgust and you come back to reality and realize this isn't Raquelle and promptly pee yourself. This further adds to how impressed wifey is with you .

 

[rockdahouse85]

...When you bring home a present for the SO, she opens it and its a dress made from a Canadians jersey. You ask her to do a role play with her talking with a french accent and her name being Sebelle. She asks how did you pick that name? You respond with must have been someone I bumped into a time or two.

 

[kelleygaither2000]

You know you hobby too much when..

Wife- I think it's time to spice up our sex life. Let's try something other than missionary position.

You - Ok Great . How about we get you a big black strap on and you fuck my ass like a bull .

You - Hey , stop throwing up it was just a suggestion .

 

[hunny bunny]

:::: in tears on the floor

 

[future.mrs.mangum<3]

...When you cancel your subscription to the local newspaper and replace it with asking all the agencies to send you an email every morning with todays roster. Lets get our priorities straight here!

 

[Ben O]

::::

Classic I have mastered that one.

 

[Geri M]

You know you hobby too much when..

Wife - Honey I want you to see a doctor about your vision.
You - Why ?
Wife : It seems like every time we make love and the phone rings you yell out " Hey , It hasn't been 50 minutes " even when we've been doing it for over an hour and the numbers on the clock are pretty big so I think you should get checked out " .

 

[lichen]

...When you offer to take your fav. SP shopping and decide to buy her a new top of the line bed for her incall so you'll at least get some comfortable sex each day.

 

[Anus]

You know you hobby too much when..

Wife asks you why you have laid fresh towels on the bed and who told you to shave your crotch ?