your most embarrassing moment naked?

[mandm68]

 

[Anna]

For me it was when I went in for my 2nd 3rd or ?? colonoscopy at women's college hospital.

They wheeled me into the room and there were 9 student nurses standing there ready to watch the doc shove a 4 ft long black rubber tube up my ass......(and she DID go ALL the way....)

 

[Pompal 09.]

I was staying at a friends condo downtown. The building had an adjacent building with the living room sliding doors facing one another. I had just come out of the shower, a cold shower and I walked out of the bathroom drying off with the towel unaware of the open blinds. Once I took the towel away from my face I look across and see 2 young ladies pointing at me from across the way and laughing. YEAH, I had a major case of shrinkage happening from the cold shower.

 

[caspar]

We used to do that when camping with the "gang". Only thing is they never stole my clothes because they knew I'd just saunter out of the shower and down the road to the campsite like nothing was the matter lol....

And yes, this thread IS entitled the MOST embarassing moment, not the SECOND most embarassing moment.....

GEN??????

 

[Bellaxoxo]

Sure sure smooth, the shrinkage excuse will not fly here tiny!:na:

 

[my own pavement]

Geez guys. I gave you a good story, no? Just pretend it's my most embarassing one and not the second worst (although to be frank, the most embarrassing one was wayyyyyyyyyy more embarrassing).

 

[Dubbi]

Gen!....you know this is like dangling candy in front of a kid don't you??

You are such a TEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

 

[kpob53]

OK... I'm feeling a lil left out... Here's a few things that happened to me...

Back in high school, my GF and I were always trying to find a place to play... and since we both still lived with our parents (we were 17), quite often this ended up being in her brother's car or my dad's car, (since neither of us had our own...) and often times, it lead to an embarrassing situation! :

Embarrassing Story #1:

Went parking at the end of a long road out in the country not far from the GF's place- you know one of those roads that wasn't busy enough to make an overpass for when they put a highway through, so they just block it off. It was very secluded, and I guess it was a popular spot to go parking at, because about 15-20 minutes in, as we are in various stages of undress, she completely naked and I in my tidy whities! LOL
So anyway, I am "down below" doing as best an impression of DATY as I could for a 17 yr old, and she seemed to be enjoying herself when all of a sudden she stiffens right up and grabs my head. Here I am thinking she's about to start screaming, but she pulls away instead and I look up, and see the inevitable headlights shining into the car! ITS A COP! Oh Crap! We scramble for clothes, but he's already on his way over... Fortunately the windows were fogged up and my GF had enough time to get her undies and a top on, when he knocks on the window with his flashlight. I roll the window down.... "Yes officer?" Without even acknowledging my presence, he looks at my GF and says, "Is everything OK miss?" She manages a timid "Well, umm, yes... until I saw your headlights." Then he says, "How old are you?" She replies 17... Then he asks for ID from us both which we immediately produce. He has a look, and realizes we are just a couple teenagers havin some fun... hands back our licenses and asks us if we'd had anything to drink or if there's any drugs or alcohol in the car. We say "No sir", as he shining the flashlight throughout the interior... Then he gives us one of those, "hhmms" and says, "OK, have a nice night." And turns to walk away! We both let out a huge sigh of releif as he drives away! This happened about 1/2 a dozen more times throughout the winter, and one time was by the same cop! LOL There was another time where a cruiser drove in, paused for a moment and then drove off- likely recognized the car! LOL

Embarrassing Story #2:

The following summer (from embarrassing story #1) we decided it might be neat to have sex on a blanket under the stars! So we get "packed" and go to a different location- even more secluded, and further out in the country. Well about 30 minutes in, I am again, "down below" making a better attempt at as best an impression of DATY as I could for a 17 yr old... when all of a sudden I see the place light up when another car drives into our spot! WTF, I think!!! Its not a cop, just another car with (I suspect) a couple young lovers with the same Idea as I had... so we pull the blanket over us thinking, they will see us, and find a different spot! Well, in doing so, they needed to turn around and wouldn't you know it they get a little TOO close and end up driving right over my GF's foot! :gasp: She's screaming (and not in a good way) and I'm pounding on the side of the car to back up! They did, and then the dude gets out of the car and says "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't see you under the blanket! Ya right, he just wanted to get a better look at my naked GF! LOL The worst part was the next day, she went to the doctor's to get it checked and had to tell the doctor what happened! :shock:

Embarrassing Story #3: (Same GF as #1 and #2)

At Christmas time, it might even have been New Years eve come to think of it... The GF and I are getting all romantic in her basement rec-room on the one night everyone was away. Nice fire in the fireplace a glass of wine, she in her "Christmas suit" (the lingerie I bought her for Christmas), me in my Birthday suit, getting rather "busy". After a fair amount of "play" she starts begging me to do her, so of course I oblige, and about 3 strokes in we hear the side door open! OH SHIT! WHO's that, (I was praying it wasn't her dad!!!) We both jump up, she grabs her robe, and I grab my shirt and throw it on, and we sit on the couch with a blanket to cover us, just as her older brother comes in- drunk as a skunk and stumbles back to the bar grabs a beer out of the fridge and turns towards us and he says "Hey guys?! Are you having fun??? Sorry to barge in on you like that!" Knowing full well what we were doing! He then SITS DOWN and wants to have a conversation with us! I'm naked from the waist down, and she's still got her garter belt and stockings on under her robe! He finally left to go upstairs and I had a severe case of blue balls, but the GF was no longer in the mood and there was no way we were going to continue with her brother in the house! My GF said NEVER AGAIN after that... (at her house anyway. LOL).

Embarrassing Story #4: (Last one...)

Same GF, but a few years later- I had a 2 BR apartment in Hamilton... It was Halloween weekend and the GF and I were going to a party and planned to stay the weekend... my roommate had a trade show on the Sunday and we heard him leave the next morning. So my GF rolls over and says, I'm jumping in the shower, why don't you join me! She didn't have to ask me twice. OK, I say, but lemme go start the coffee machine first. That's OK, she said, you make it too strong for me, you go ahead and start, I'll make the coffee and I'll meet you in the shower. Cool, so off to the shower I go. She gets up stark naked, walks to the kitchen bypassing the living room, makes the coffee, and then meets me in the shower. We finish in the shower and back to bed for a nice romp! She "knew" my roomie was gone, so she was rather vocal! LOL When we're done we realize we forgot to drink our coffee so I head to the kitchen and out of the corner of my eye, as I'm passing the living room, I see some movement. Its my roommate! WTF are you doing here! (Thinking he woulda seen and heard everything that happened for the last hour or so!) Well he says, "I forgot that the clocks went back an hour overnight so I was about to leave an hour ago, but then realized I would be an hour early, so I just sat in here and read my book!" I didn't care much, but was my GF ever pissed off! She was walking all over the apartment butt naked!

A few weeks later she dumped me... :gasp: Guess she was REALLY PO'D!

The former roomate is still a very good friend and we still laugh about that day now- although it happened 24 yrs ago! LOL!

 

[Snake]

Awesome stories ladies and gents, oh yeah you too CG.:

My only naked story was when I was 18 and we decided to have a game of naked volley ball. it was 4 hot ladies and 4 guys. It was a feast for the eyes but the jumping up and down without any support left my pecked black and blue. One of the young ladies wanted me for the evening and I was of no use to her.

Moral of the story is DO NOT PLAY VOLLEYBALL IN THE BUFF. The boys and the Oscar Myer need support!

 

[C.Lee]

I have been trying really hard to remember a naked embarrassing story and I don't technically have one. I never had sex fully naked as a teen and now on the rare occasion that I'm naked I wouldn't be embarrassed if anyone walked in on me.
In junior year of high school, my best friend and I were supposed to be working on a Physics project at her house. We were home alone, stressed out from school, and bored out of our minds....and this usually led to us fooling around with each other. We usually stayed in her bedroom but her new puppy needed to be let out in the backyard. So we ended up in her living room near the sliding glass doors waiting for the puppy to do his business, laughing and joking about mooning the neighbors who weren't actually there. And ofcourse her dad came home. He wanted to know exactly what we had done for the Physics assignment since it was such a big part of our grades for the semester and blah blah blah. She insisted it couldn't be moved because it was drying.

So up the stairs we went so he could examine it. The puppy first jumping all over the place taking his time. Her second, in her jeans, without a bra but you could barely tell. Me next, in a short skirt, and no panties with my ass hangin out. And her dad after me. Those 8 minutes felt like they lasted forever. I could feel his eyes on my bare ass. He didn't say or do anything then or ever. Too bad cuz he was kinda cute. He left us alone for the rest of the night, laughing hysterically in her bedroom. When it was time for me to drive home though, I found my panties tucked into one of my shoes in the foyer. My friend thought that the most evil thing to do would be to put them in his slippers. And so we did.
I have no idea if he figured out what she and I had been doing or if he just thought I was a BIG SLUT! hahaha Either way I'm sure we made his night.

 

[wakeuphappy]

That is one thing I can't understand about women, many take that to a whole new level...

I once moored my boat at hanlon's point with another couple and that afternoon I was beat so I took a power snooze. I woke up to find the gf next to me. So we started fooling around and she said: do you think they can hear us? I said, not unless we make lots of noise...

So afterwards we come out and the other couple were sitting at the picnic table with a bunch of other boaters and they gave us a standing ovation....she didn't speak to me for the rest of the weekend...it was fricken ridiculous...it was like I was the one who applauded....even the other woman said to the gf: relax, we were just teasing you...I DON'T CARE it's HIS fault......wtf?

 

[Bill L]

No embarrassing nekkid stories here, unless you count almost falling out of the shower. Most of the time I'm nekkid, I'm alone, and I'm sure the general populace would approve.

 

[provider 8]

I wasn't fully naked but it was bad anyway. I was 14 and my dad walked in on me with a playboy with my pants down with the Ms. September centerfold open.

"I was just reading the articles Dad, I SWEAR!!!"
"No you weren't..

 

[Small Fry]

No dice, Gen. It's got to be the most embarassing.

 

[yardwork]

I was woken up from a snooze and there were all the se people standing around wearing surgical masks saying oooooooooh!