Clinique Carmen 5221 Maisonneuve W. (514) 483-3362

[xray_man69]

wow. still active like that at 45?? Amazing.

 

[Karo]

Remember what they say about women and their sexual peak (s) one of them is in the age of 40 give or take a few years


DA_DA_DA - Yes...Yes...Yes

 

[Bree]

I've had a session with Katia today. Still not disappointed. (ref to one of my earlier post)
The more she sees you, better is the service you get.

 

[Chas B]

YES...the owner sure does offer FS....so don't worry about Katia loosing her job!

Hi Masha

DA_

 

[happygirl888]

Avis à ceux qui, comme moi, déteste les endroits avec les douches communes. J'avais pris un rendez-vous hier après-midi mais à mon arrivée j'ai voulu prendre une douche. Anita m'a informé que la chambre où était la douche ne serait disponible que dans 30 minutes. Il n'y a donc qu'une seule douche et cette douche se trouve dans une des chambres de massage... J'ai refusé d'attendre et je suis parti.

 

[Eviee]

What do you mean? The place has a shower in each room. At least it did the last time I was there and I know they renovated the place a couple of years ago.

 

[haag_jeffrey]

Well, if we look at the very first posting of this thread... it says they have showers in all 3 rooms. So what gives?

 

[SankeT.]

As far as I remember,there is a shower in every room. I believe I have used two of the three rooms and a shower was in each room...what gives?

DA_

 

[mamaw2305]

Anita says to me that the room (not the rooms) with the shower was busy and the room that I visited had no shower at all. Spacious but no shower.

 

[Big PAPA]

Regor,

Ahhhhhh yes....Anita ;-) you sly devil you...LOL

DA_

 

[Blondie23]

Ok, I had the pleasure of meeting with Denise on 2 separate occasions. She's definitely a MILF, 40ish, nice body for her age, cute. She is very warm and friendly and has the skills to back it up. Without going into details, it is a very sweaty workout that we both enjoy. I would definitely repeat when I get the urge to get down and dirty.

 

[livewire9]

Had the pleasure to meet Marsha today. I was hoping for Denise based on these reviews, but she was not working today...so I had Marsha. Pleasant lady - mid 30's, pretty, long dark hair. Massage was quite nice...not therapeutic, but more sensual. She gets on hte table so it was nice to feel her dress and legs brush against me.

At the end, I paid and left a little extra tip on the table. As I left, she actually had the courtesy to tell me that I paid too much. I thought that was rather special....honesty!

Bottomline:
Looks 7/10 - I liked her, a little curvy, nice bum.
Attitide 8/10 - a little reserved at first, but then offered up all the services enthusiastically.
Service 8/10 - great thai massage, FS, MPOS, CBJ, but seemed reluctant for DATY...pulled away.
Repeat - yes

czar.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well, after my eventful day, I really thought I would just get a nice massage and skip the extras....I was wrong!

Marsha brought me into the massage room and after another refreshing shower, she came back and stripped down to bra and thong. She started a rather therapeutic massage but things soon got more sensual. I really like Marcha, she has a nice curvy milf figure. She really seems to enjoy herself with me.

After an hour with her and another SOG...my legs were weak! That was it. Enough for today!

I can't wait for my next TDL Day!

czar

 

[Devokwd]

Went there on impulse this afternoon.

Was passing by and I thought "What the heck."

I called from the pay phone across the street at the Vendome metro to make sure there was someone available. There was, so across the street I go.

The name on the door says "Spa Elegance" so they may not be called "Clinique Carmen" any more. But don't confuse it with Elegance massage in another part of town. This is the place on deMaissonneuve, basically across the street from the Vendome Metro. But it's the same old phone number as Carmen, so I'm assuming it's the same place.

First I tried the door but it was locked and I didn't see a doorbell inside so back up the stairs to the doorbell outside (clearly labelled so there's no confusion...not that it matters much because they are the only ones in the building at this time).

Then back downstairs to be let in.

The receptionist was an older, short, round woman and I thought, "Oh my god, if she's the masseuse, I won't be taking many options, that's for sure." She reminded me a lot of my mother.

I wanted a soak in the spa but that was "unavailable". I assume that meant that someone beat me to it.

Was shown to a clean room, with a futon matress on the floor and a massage table as well as a chair, a shower and a sink. It was decorated rather spartanly so if you're looking for ambience, this isn't your place. But it's all quite new and clean and white so that's a definate plus.

I was asked (not told) if I wanted to take a shower while she went to get the masseuse ("Phew!"). I wasn't offered any selection, so I'm assuming there was only one girl available.

While I was still towelling off from my shower, in walks a tall thin brunette. Introductions are made and I find out her name is Laura.

She asks me to lie down on the table and my stomache.

She thens proceeds to give me the longest and most boring massage I have ever received (either from a professional or an amateur). It was neither soothing, nor sensual, nor teasing, nor therapeutic. It was just long. She spent way too long on this and by the end I was falling asleep. Not because I was relaxed, but because I was bored.

On the flip, she proceeded to do more of the same and I was thinking to myself "Well at least I won't have to spend any more money than the $55 entrance fee."

My arms (which had gotten no attention in this half-hour non-massage) were getting a bit stiff so I flexed them which, I guess, signalled her that "it was time".

She then asked me if I wanted options.
I asked what the options were.
She asked what I want.
I hate it when that happens, but played nice and asked her, specifically what was available. Pricing was pretty much standard with anywhere else and, in the end, I selected one of the more "robust" options.

She then asked me to get off the table and onto the floor (well, gee, we coulda just started there).

She then goes out to get some required equipment (didn't think to bring one in?) as every option was a "safe" option.

She comes back and (finally!) gets undressed and things progressed from there. Uninspiring but servicable. She'll do what you ask and even asks before doing anything of her own. All very polite but not very spontaneous.

I settled up and showed myself out while she was towelling down the shower (I think she could have focused on me and come back to the shower later). I was on my way to the front door when the receptionist came running up to see how everything was, if I was satisfied, etc.

She then told me about the free reserved parking along the east side of the building. I explained I didn't have a car but she explained that "Yes, but there's a side door you can use if you don't want to be seen using the front door."

Ah. Very handy, that.
On my way out I checked and, sure enough, they have their own private entrance in the parking area.

Overall Opinions...

Laura is fine. Not spectacular, but fine. She definately needs to learn how to give a massage and be a little bit more spontaneous but if you tell her straight off to skip the massage and then are very explicit about what you want, she takes direction well.

The place is clean (new) and much brighter than most of the other places I've been in. The discrete side door is a definate plus.

The receptionist was extremely friendly and tried very hard to be helpful.

I would have no problem repeating there although I'd much rather try one of the great women previously reviewed in this thread (and on other boards).

 

[moel]

Just to let you guys know, I mistakenly parked in spot #1 (first spot that is closest to the side entrance) and it did not belong to the spa. I don't know which parking spots belong to the spa but next time, I'm going to err on the side of caution and park on the street.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Sinner nice review, how much was the option for FS?

 

[Ryu]

It's usually $100 for that.

 

[lemonpillow]

I had a similar lackluster experience at Carmen a few weeks ago. While I like the new place and the receptionist is nice, I'm finding that most of these Russian places are bringing in girls with no enthusiasm, imagination or sensuality. Their expectations are high and they're very demanding. As a pretty generous and regular client I don't need this. Its too bad too because Carmen used to be a great place.

See my recent post on Elite on Swail for more details. My experience at Elite this weekend pretty much matched my experience at Carmen a couple of weeks ago. http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin//showthread.php?3882-Elite-Massage-on-Swail/page5

 

[Heidi A]

Who did you have at Carmen? From my experience, you're right, the HJ is going to $40. It's been a while since I tipped $20 for that.

 

[I Love Fun]

At Carmen I had a woman named Rita. She was lazy, demanding and rude. Not very good looking either, although this is something I will overlook if the massage is good and the provider is pleasant.