Lana Latina Body Rub

[KevinRobertOakes]

I saw Lana about a year ago from an ad on CL. I would say she is more late 30s without makeup on. Anyways, I called her and she gives me an address across from her building. About 15 minutes of phone tag. I actually saw her running out of a building to scope me out. When I got to her door, she was really paranoid about LE. Asked if I was a cop, she checked my bag and patted me down! She looked late 30s in a sweat suit. Not really feeling it, but my little head won! So I got the HH with shower and massage for $100. Her body is ok. A little thicker than the pics. Shower was OK.. Nothing special. Rubbed some soap on her. Not sure how it was supposed to be. Then onto the bed for a massage. It was decent. Then she sat on my chest and did and went for a tug. Cleaned up and I got dressed. While I was getting dressed, she went into the bathroom, put on some makeup, did her hair, and put on a dress. She said she had another appointment. She actually looked better. I'm thinking damn.. Who the hell is that?

Paid her $100 and left. I usually don't tip indies. I thought it was kinda expensive for HH. Could get a full hour at an AMP. After seeing her without being made up, I never went back.

 

[Jerry S]

Saw her "holiday" ad on CL. Had another great session. This is the link I got when I emailed her ad. She actually wore the santas helper hat during the session. Hows that for holiday spirit?
www.geocities.com/lanabodyrub

 

[I Love Jesus_32]

Had an amazing shower/bodyslide w Lana. All for 100 and I gave a 30 tip. Unfukin believable. And no upselling . Just took a few calls and waited a bit to get in.

 

[Shevron]

Maybe I'll stick with my girl Natalie...

 

[Awais Hussain]

I went to see Lana recently and I was less than pleased. I was expecting MILF material, but I found her face to be really on the worn side. I had a hard time getting into it and really wanted to walk. However, I stayed for the half hour and tried to be a good sport about it because the little head took over.

She was nervous at first and thought I was a cop. No body rub, which was a little dissapointing since my back was a little achy. She just slapped the condom on and went to work with her mouth. It was okay, but I know I didn't even want her near my junk with a BBBJ. Then she tried Russian with those tatas of hers and it was mildly pleasureable. It was hard to get into it though because when I looked down, all I would see are yellowed teeth and wrinkled brow begging me for "la leche". Previous reviewers were right about her body. It is still somewhat tight, but she had a little gut. At one point, she grabbed her belly and complained that having children had created a few extra folds. At moments like this, I really start to question my reasons for hobbying.

To her credit, she did give me a prostrate massage (my first from a provider) that eventually helped to bring me over. I took a shower and ran out as fast as I could.

To each his own, I suppose. I'm glad some of you enjoyed her, but I guess she just wasn't my type.

Good luck and be safe!

 

[Pompal 09.]

That sounds right on! I reviewed Natalie, I'm pretty sure in this thread, she's young and pretty hot, experience had its good and bad points, just see the review. Although you can't see Lana's face there is something sexy about that body, you can tell she's a little older, but knowing she likes to please makes it all the more intriguing. I take it you were able to stay your hour and not like oh, you poppped now leave...



JamOn, I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt that they don't have a problem with black people. Their language skills, as in English language skills aren't the greatest and their phone is always fuckin' up, they don't understand the concept of a charger. I almost missed my appointment with Natalie, I would've if it wasn't for the fact I knew which an apartment it was and she looked at the window to wave me in.

I think they need to tighten up their operation a little bit...

 

[ovydkhkf]

$200/hour, no extra for greek. I would highly recommend.

 

[forgiven490]

Does this place have a problem with black people? I made an appointment yesterday and she told me to call again when i got there but then when i called, she picked up and said she'd call me right back but never did and didn't pick up my calls. I waited for 15 minutes but nothing and never called me back. I'm not saying they do but it's the only thing I can think of?

 

[Anna :)]

How long were you there for? Damage? Greek for extra?? What was the deal?

 

[Cross]

Saw Lana yesterday. Her pics are in this thread and they are her and up to date. It's all on the menu, but the menu isn't prix fixe. Fantastic body (so much so you stop to think several times during the session "wow"). Sexy. Warm. Charming. Great kisser, lfk/dfk. Cbj, daty, fs. Offered greek. Cuddles even. Doesn't toss you once it's over.

 

[Mujer Alta]

Cool, I didn't think this was a TOFTT, I know this place has been around and reviewed before; glad I could give some good info for you real masters out there. I should comment on her verbal ability, her English isn't that great, which is also why I found us engaging in this conversation all the more, let's not say biazarre, but interesting. There were some snags Yeah, I guess the 150 is pretty good for a cute chick, the rushed feeling was kind of a turn off. The "bebe, you shouldn't be here if you have a honey" I thought was hysterical. Oh, and I didn't ask about Greek, my feeling is it's probably not on the menu...that be a reason to go back, DEFINITLEY.

Oh, if you're a fluent Spanish speaker I think you could have a ball over there, I'm sure you can get into some real nasty talk!

 

[nceijupvilkiabepr]

Excellent review Neil!!!!........and Thanks for TOFTT!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to see some pics of Natalie but unfortunately the link says that the site is "currently unavailable"!!!!!!!

Anyway,..........$150/half isn't bad at all for FS with a cute, young, verbal latina chick and BBBJ!!!!!!!!

Once again............. thanks for the info!!!!!!!!!!

 

[livemoreamply]

Went there last week to try out some FS with Natalie. I've been there in the past for the massage, hj, cbj usual, really wanted to nail Natalie and knew it was on the table.

Natalie is the young one, from Columbia also. If you look at the geocities link, she appears to be the one named Amalie, those look like the tits, body, hair, etc. She is nice slim, Colombian, claims to be 25 (looks it, a little achne on the face), great tits, nice tight ass; not the voluptios latin butt, but enough there, smooth and tight, she's really propotioned very nicely.

OH, this is important, she tried some crazy upsell shit with me. I got there for a half hour session (I actually wanted an hour but she couldn't do it), 1/2 is usually $. She asked what I wanted today, I told her, and she tried to tell me FS was $$ for 1/2 hour. I looked at her (already butt ass naked) like she was crazy! She asked me how much I had, I told her I'd give her $.50 (which I thought was generous) and she agreed. That pissed me off a little because we've got along quite well in other sessions, but this is a business...Ok, she starts with BBBJ (I guess its on the menu in the FS session), however, she eventually puts a wrapper on. The BBBJ, was good, not great, but good, ever looking for a headmaster though, this is not her. I told her I wanted her on top of me so she starts with the cow girl and all the typical scripted latina stuff...which wasn't a bad thing, as scripted as we all know it is, it's still hot... "yes, fuck me papi...I like the way you feel papi..." all that great stuff. I then take her doggie and start pounding harder, she gets more into it (or acts more into it), grabbing that smooth ass and slapping it felt real good, "fuck me more, I love it" and of course she looks back at you when she says it..."I want to feel you cum for me..." you guys get the drill and I pop. She then gives me a massage.

Now to the weird stuff... she started to ask me some interesting questions...I didn't mind, I thought it was kind of funny, but I can see how some guys would be pissed by this...She found out I had an SO and started asking me questions about her ??? She even went as far as saying, "Bebe, you have a honey? You shouldn't be here!" I swear, she said that! I was kind of laughing actually..... She tries to see if I'm married, which I tell her I'm not (which is true), but wants to know when if I'm engaged, I tell her the truth, probably will be soon...If I'm sure this is the right girl, I say yes.... it was as if she felt I should NOT be there PAYING her for service.

Overall, it was good; while I kind of dig this girl as a provider, the crazy upsell turned me off, the inquiry to my SO was a little bizzarre and I felt she kind of rushed me toward the end, meaning, after I popped and we were laying around, massaging, etc...with ample time on the clock and felt she was rushing me out of there, subtly, but definitetly noticable, that probably irked me more than anything, the rushing, but may be she was really busy with appointments that day...who knows. If you're looking to hit up a young Latina, with more of the slim, I'd say European style body, definitley worth a call...would I repeat...Eh, not so sure I'd be running back any time soon... we all know there are other more economical (or same price), even GFE providers out there. Oh, I get the feeling you can probably negoitate $$ for an hour, just my hunch, that may be more worth it

Overall: Face 7.5
Body 8
Attitude: tough one, at her sweetest a 7, weirdest a 5
BBBJ 5
FS action 7.5

 

[ebailnql]

I visited Lana last week. Very nice session...just a bit hard communicating over the phone with her. Called from street. Place was a private apt , clean, quiet. Did the shower bodyrub. excellent. I cant seem to get this anywhere else. A bargain at 100HH. Tipped her 40. Her info and number is on http://www.geocities.com/lanabodyrub/ There is another girl working part time Gabriella....will try next. They've got a 2 girl special session!

 

[Taylorann]

http://www.massageplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17397&highlight=lanabodyrub

 

[Orphianold]

saw her before. latin lady in her 30s. Nice body. she offers $100 massage, but fs is available for extra (forgot how much total). However, no bbbj, no daty

 

[chuck_junior]

There usually is a bunch of adds on CL. I only found these and they are probably ready to expire: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ers/341716631.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ers/341630815.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ers/341445867.html

Here is link with pics of all the girls in this group: http://www.geocities.com/lanabodyrub/

 

[Pavi]

I don't see any ads on CL for her at the moment, odd, you can always find her on there,

Here is the other thread on her

 

[Khun Bob]

DO you have a link?

 

[bsrdhuti]

This place has been reviewed quite a bit on spahunter, one of the posts even has a link to the pictures.
This is my contribution to the community.
I saw Lana last week
She made me wait on the street for about 20 min, constantly calling, finally got her and because i was first time, had to go through a checkup. I told her later that I didn't like waiting so long and she was surprised, "oh baby, I was doing laundry". That is actually true, she keeps the place impecably clean.
I chose 30 min in the shower, got some water in my ear .
She has nice body, columbian with all what comes with it, good chest, but with silicone, nicely done, but still...
The session was nice, no fs. I'm not as ecstatic as the other reviewers. Probably will repeat when I'm in the city again.
If you are into body rub and in midtown on east side, I definitely recommend calling her.