Lana Latina Body Rub

[Larkeznst]

She's a nervous freak!! To top it off she called me at my cell phone a couple days ago while I was on vacation. I told her to not do it again...I'm married!! She wanted to hang out and do whatever. Guess she liked the enchilada. But anyway her body is hott...can't deny that but her face represents her age.

 

[Joe W]

i decided to give this lady a try call lana since i speak spanish it was easy for me to make an appt with her .. without the hassle !!!

for me it was 50/50 experience
this lady like the other dude says ITS TOO NERVOUS to do this.
and talks too much she started braggin that she knows all the other places in the city bla bla bla and that she even work once with ashley dupre!!! i was like REALLY !!! .


anyhow i get to the place and lana open the doors slowly, when i go in the first think she ask me its to get naked right away ! she also check my shirt just in case to make sure am not LE

after that i ask her that i want to shower when am ready she get undress
she does have a nice body but her face its a 5/10

we get to the bed and she begins with light DFK then she proceeds to CBJ
and also i must say she started sucking on my balls, and let me tell you she knows how to do that IT FELT REALLY REALLY NICE
after a while we change positions and i get on top of her
for some russian and i come all over her breast

total damage 100 for 45 min
no FS she told me FS its 150 but shes not that hot for me to spend more than a 100

face 5
body 8
attitude 8 talks too much
service 10
will i be back NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


there you go

over !

 

[Pampaxiopenex]

excuse me correction 20 lol

 

[hzqhyspy]

Buddy you waited till you were 21 to lose your virginity.....and needed a provider for it....lol...you would wait!

 

[Harrisken]

Damn that was a funny anecdote.. albeit I would have walked if I were you.

 

[padmini]

Can you confirm with her what the prices are? Maybe you had a discount for all the trouble... or maybe she just likes you.

Last time I went (over a year ago)... it was 1/2 hour for shower, massage, and HJ for 100! I believe FS was for 150-200. Maybe she lowered prices because of the recession.

 

[pmhmrfkg]

It was 1/2 hour....bbj,cbj and shower for 100....although I was told f/s for 100.but I guess I was wrong...I will call her again to make sure this time I get my discount!! Lmao.

 

[Bad Habit]

icebergs,

You got a 1 hour massage, shower, HJ, and a BBBJ for 100 total? or is that on top of the hourly?

 

[wilson]

good work boys ,

great review ...... it would be better if they had a jacuzzi instead of the shower though...

 

[acqgazfloq]

First off let me start by stating that this woman is nervous as hell !!! I went yesterday....finished class early cause of a test I took. Got out like 6 something so I called Lana up cause I been wanting to try her for awhile. Said to be there by 710 and so I drove to the spot...east 50s. Here's where the headache begins. She asked me where did I get her number? Was I new? My nationality? My age? Do I have a license? Where do I work? Where do I live? At this point I wanted to leave but shit I was already there and I had also found good parking(we all know how parking can be a bitch in the city) and to leave with blue balls was a no no! I ended up waiting for her at the corner like she had asked me to. Woman is definitely Colombian. Nice accent. But I noticed the cop van was at the corner and the cops just staring at me...I was defintely nervous at this point but played it off...I'm mexican so they probably thought ignorant shit like I'm an immigrant lost in the big city...lmao.Definitely should have stood in my car! But hell I'm already here so I walked across the street. Lana calls me again and tells me the address. Finally get there after a few steps and for some reason she got all scared because there was a woman standing in front of the building talking on her cell phone and a chinese dude who kept walking back and forth. Point blank....had me waiting 10 minutes there....again I wanted to leave but I was too close and that parking was just so good..lmao. Finally let me in. But at this point the chino for some reason went upstairs and was ringing the bell....I was scared!! Like WTF! Why is this man following me in here? He kept ringing the door bell and she got all scared as well.That's when she kept asking me if I was LE and I said...no! Asked me why was that man knocking then. I replied, I don't know but I did see he had like 2 fedex packages in his hand. She said...get naked! I did and she hugged me again...saying,papi now I know you not a cop cause u got naked real fast.....lmao. Checked the door out again and saw that he had left. I still thinking to myself,what the hell just happened?Asked me what I wanted....shower or massage...I said shower....bitch jerked me off!....and I'm speaking in both ways. She told me 100 for just mututal touching and cbj. I was like what?? Hell no...I was gonna take a walk but she said....papi I'm just scared because that woman and chino and I think I'm going to just leave after this session. I was like still I thought it was full service....or at least 150. Nothing. She said no that she was scared.....so I told her listen I know the chinese dude got you all wacked because it has me all scared as hell but that shouldn't change shit....and your service!! She then said papi next time you come you pay only 100 for one hour....I promise..just remind me of the chino!! I agreed and she got naked...wow this woman has a body!! For her age and her height that body is tight! Big breast and nice silky ass. We started to mutually touch then showered me(must admit felt good cause after this crazy night I was sweating like a mofo)Soaped me up and washed me up while I sucked on her breast and smacked that ass....after 10 minutes of that she started to cbj on me and hj for a good 15 minutes....finally she took off the condom and gave me a bbj. She got me all worked up and I grabbed her turned her around and tried to bang her doggy style...but she didn't want to so she kept teasing me. Finally more bbj until I splattered on them fake breast. Dried up and she reminded me again to come back next time for that hour. I was pissed but glad I had cum. Shit at this point I just needed to do something after all the stress she caused me.
All in all....
Body-descent I give it a 8 for her age...she has a nice ass and body.
Personality- We spoke a lot cause of my spanish but that fear she has for LE got her brain damaged or someshit.
Face- very pretty...mid 30s.
Damage-100 for bbj,massage shower and hj.
Question now remains should I return?? She did promise me that hour for 100. I might do it on friday so it can stay fresh in her memory with that discount.
Lmao...I mean im not happy with the service...I'm mad but what else can I do?? I put myself in the situation and I should have noticed the signs from the get go but my horny self always gets the best out of me. I can't complain when I made the choice to stay after all this shit. All I can do is just write it here and laugh about it cause I was gonna try Mature Paloma and instead I got this!!!.
I love colombians and there huge ass...she definitely has one nice latina booty and even them fake breasts feel good....I shouldn't but damn I'm a sucker for love! That 100 for 1 hour aint bad for the next one baby!

 

[***DANCER***]

DATY on the menu?

 

[nik_oops]

150 all included no tip asked for. And Lana "helped" which was very nice and unexpected. The rates are unheard of really. 100 HH nude. For say 250 you could get an hour bodyslide with Lana 2 pops and a halfhr full 3rd pop w Amalie to finish. And a shower with them to boot. And be carried out cause you couldnt walk after all that!

 

[maballer1]

How much was the session with Amalie?

 

[stephanie_6234]

I tried the other girl Amalie. She does FS if asked. Got bodyslide and FS. Doggie and CBJ. But I think the bodyslide with Lana was just way hotter. 100 for hh just cant beat that rate.

 

[shags1_23]

Got another great shower bodyslide. Now for a massage....
looks like shes got some new pics.

www.geocities.com/lanabodyrub

 

[Aaron B is back.]

Amalie name I think is Natalie, and yes, she is a young columbian hottie. I've seen her a few times. She's a sweet girl, I always got a long with her, but I know what you mean on how she can be a little distant. I haven't hobbyied in awhile, and have been wanting to try out Lana for awhile, perhaps today is the day.

 

[kuitan]

Visited Lana a couple of months ago, thought I’d share a review.

Saw an add on CL, checked her number of the website, she had some OK reviews, decided to give her a call. She picked up and we decided on the time, I was given a midtown address. I arrived at the place a few minutes early, called her again and was directed to walk up a block. Long story short, I ended up standing outside her building for about 20 minutes while she scoped me out the window.

After finally getting the apartment number I was greeted at the door by a medium built woman who appeared to be in her mid 30’s. Her add said 28, but her face definitely showed signs of aging. She asked me a million questions about where I work and if I‘m affiliated with LE, which were hard to understand because of her accent. Had to present my drivers silence and a business card, she also made me empty my pockets and patted me down.

Eventually I was allowed in, and she pointed to the bed and the shower, asking which one I prefer. I picked the bed. The clothes came off, revealing a decent boob job and a better body then I expected, given her age. She got on top of me in a 69 position and proceeded with a mechanical CBJ, which I didn’t mind because her greatest asset was in my face (pardon the pun) she does have a great behind. After a brief CBJ she asked me something, which I didn’t fully understand but I think she said it was greek only day, which was fine with me. She broke out the lube and set her self up on the bed. Greek wasn’t bad but a little more loose then I had hoped. She made up for it by calling me “pappi” and all those silly things we like to hear. A few minutes I was finished, she cleaned me off and asked if I want a shower. After a rinse of, she gave me a kiss and promised 2 cups if I visit her again.

Overall on a 10 point scale:
Face: 6
Body:8
Performance:8

Damage: $$+tip

 

[Pompal 09.]

nope, I wrote it out on Word, copy and paste, and didn't think to check the font before I posted it. Next time though, maybe I'll try posting in Tahoma, lol.

 

[bqvorrvl]

Hey Irishcain, welcome to the Board, and thanks for the very thorough, and nicely-written review. $$.5 for both seems very reasonable for NYC, and 2 pops at that.

Gotta ask ya.....what's with the font size? Is that your signature MO, LOL?

 

[dyingatheist]

I’m kinda new here, but this is my review. I visited Lana (about a month ago) I arrived after 2 calls. The first thing she did when I walked in was run her hand down the front of my shirt like she was checking for a wire. She asked me if I wanted the shower massage and invited me to take my clothes off. While the shower was warming, another girl walked in. Just a little shorter with black hair and a tattoo on the small of her back, she was definitely cute. I was offered a 2 girl special for $$.50 and of course, I couldn’t turn it down. We all piled in the shower which, with the 3 of us in there, was rather cramped, and began rubbing against each other. Lana was really into DFK, but the other girl (Amilie?) wasn’t. After a few, we all spilled out, dried off, and headed for the bed. Lots of groping, lots of DFK, then Amilie pulled out a cover and began a CBJ. I’m not really partial to it, but she did rather well. Switching off, Lana went into CBJ while Amilie shoved her tits in my face. After a little more groping, Lana got up and Amilie climbed on for a little CG. Very nice view. I had Lana crawl up for a little DATY and settled in to enjoy myself (I LOOOVE DATY!!). Amilie went into reverse CG for a while before we all got up for a little doggie. I continued with Amilie while Lana laid down beside us and began to finger herself. I couldn’t hold out and popped. We laid there for a minute then Lana began to clean me up. After a drink, Lana asked if I was ready for her. She started out on a CBJ, and climbed on for some CG. Amilie kept rubbing on my and sticking her tits in my face. After riding for a while, she turned for a little reverse. I tried to get Amilie for some DATY, but she wasn’t going for it. Oh well, I guess YMMV. Lana then asked me to get on top. I thought it was for a bit of mish, but she actually wanted Russian. I wasn’t going to complain. We continued for a little while before moving onto doggy. I popped and that was the end of that. I definitely left with a smile. Overall my review was:

Lana
Looks: 7 – she’s probably in her mid 30’s, but that’s never mattered where I’m concerned
Body: 8 – she’s kept it rather tight. Chest is fake, but so’s every perfect 10 stripper I’ve met.
Attitude: 10 – either she’s REALLY into it, or she fakes it so well that I can’t tell.

Only problem I had with her was her accent was a little too thick for me to easily understand.

Amilie
Looks: 8 – Cute and seemed younger than Lana
Body: 9 – In shape, and a little on the petite side, real breasts, and I love the ass tattoo
Attitude: 6.5 – No DATY, no kissing at all, and I felt a little rushed with her. Better than average, but not much.