Lana Latina Body Rub

[mbt shoes are you]

First off, it was kinda of fun. Second the Language barrier is kind of a pain, and kind of wierded out by the LFK, and the DFK, but fun if youre into that.
This was my first time seeing Lana, Called at 9:30 AM, she confirmed for 11:30 appointment, then quickly changed it to a Noon appointment, then while about to hang up the phone mention 12:30 appointment, but changed back to Noon. That was fine. Asked what my nationality over the phone. Arrrived at location, asked to move to 2nd, but close, then finally to her base of operation, BTW on the EAST SiDE. Greated at door, hug/kisses. Removed clothing in living room. Opted for the Shower. Fun, just wasn't into it. GFE experience yes, hugs/kisses, kind of nice, but it was just weird for me. Yes the Shower Cap was on. She Washed my Hair, Combed out Knots afterwards, dried mysel with towel. Dressed back in living room, for a weird Make-out/dry humping session for about 5minutes. She really seems to Dig all this hugging and kisses. It was worth checking out, but not sure if I would go again. Damage for a short 30minutes shower section, w/ CBJ, Russian, Italian (had to look that up), BLS, Lots of Hugs and Kisses, mutual touch - $100.

 

[Jessamina]

I can't add any more info as Lana's been reviewed so many times, but it's the first provider I ever visited and obviousely my first review so I thought I'd post.
All the misunderstandings and language barrier still holds, as she hung up on me 3 times saying "no entiendo". Finally I convinced her that I called earlier after which she told me to wait 15 minutes, which I did in a coffee spot on the corner. After finally letting me in she kept asking me if I was a cop and made me strip right away saying something like "since you're naked you're not a cop."
Anyway once she was convinced, she was very nice and accomodating. She has some fat on her and started saying how she's 32 (more like 39) and had two kids. We went into the shower where she wore her granny shower cap, which was a turnoff. The soapy body slide+cbj was great after which we went to the bedroom. There she continued to work on the balls which was nice and then tried to do something with the prostate which was pretty unpleasant. She kept trying to talk dirty, but for some reason it just annoyed the shit out of me. After this I said I want to fuck you to which she replied something in Spanish and said that'll be $150. Then missionary and doggy after which I busted in the condom. Another dude was already buzzing in the door so I took a quick shower, left her $180 and bounced. Thankfully I didn't see anyone on the way down. She then called me 10 minutes later and left me a message thanking me for the tip and saying it'll be better next time (getting voicemail from providers is the last thing I need). Overall I'd say looks 7, performance 8. I don't think I'll be back.

PS this is a great forum!

 

[priottoxedeno]

Lana rocks. Where else can you get a soapy bodyslide in ny???

 

[a1j0f]

I've been to Lana a few times and as recently as last week. She's fun to be with, but her accent and the volume of her voice often makes it difficult to understand her. She's accommodating and makes the sessions very GFE. The only thing I'd say is, over the past several months I've noticed that those thighs and ass have been getting noticeably bigger. They're still OK, but if she lets things go, we may have BBW Lana to deal with.

 

[Shovel Ready]

i think i may give her a shot. i'll post a review if i do. thanks.

 

[Craig K]

After multiple tries to see Lana (I'm guessing she'd though i was a cop in the past?) we finally hooked up this week. As a few have mentioned, she's a little scattered, but all in all it was a very good experience. I believe YMMV to be a big factor with most providers and it worked in my favor here. We clicked. Number one, she's not petite. She's prolly 5'8" and was taller than me when she had her shoes on. Great body. She's either very gifted as far as metabolism + physique or she takes part in deportes regularly. There was lots to hang on to and admire without being anything resembling sloppy. The booty....oh the booty. Rates and general performance info are pretty well documented. I just wanted to chime in with a big positive.

Cheers

 

[Riff Raff]

Great review! Since her rates seem to change from month to month, what was the damage?

 

[red-rose]

Been curious about this one as well. Great review!

 

[GaWgEsS xx]

Well, I decided to see what this soapy body rub is all about since it appears that is the closest I'd experience a body slide, outside of planning a trip to Asia. As others have stated, Lana is extremely wary of LE. In the AM, I call to setup a PM appt., and leave message. No call back, so I call again, after noon and she picks up. After going through the screening process, Lana instucts me to the corner I should call from when I arrive at my destination. After giving me another address to stand in front of, she said to give her 10 minutes to get ready, and she'll call me back. Went to supposed address, and waited in rain for about 10 mins. (yes, I had umbrella). Got tired of the wait, and called her back, and she starts to put me through another screening process (nationality, work, age, etc.) and claims to not remember that I booked earlier, and that I insisted that I had seen her before ? Finally, she got enough outta me, and directs me a few doors away, gives me the apt. number, and I enter an unlocked building. Run past a female tenant who is placing her child in a carriage, and I clumsily go to the wrong set of apts., so I must backtrack and am forced to run into her again . I press the elevator button, and the door thankfully opens quickly to avoid me further embarrassment, as I obviously looked lost to her, or understandably she didn't feel safe with me roaming the halls.

Open apt. door and greeted by an apprehensive 30ish Latina in leopard babydolls and matching heels with a blond perm. It’s hard to describe Lana's facial appearance, except to say that although she has a very different look, she is also very attractive IMHO. Great set of breasts, long lean legs, and a butt meant for doggie, which I'll explain later. Drop envelope and we exchange a hug and a few brief kisses, as she picks up her earlier interrogation when I was outside. I quickly show her my work pic ID, and that appears to quell her fears? Lana does seem to be naturally hyper, as she darted from room to room (nice, clean apt., BTW), sitting one minute and up the next, and answering phones, which is always a pet peeve of mine. The last call was for an appt. to follow mine, and she tells the guy to come over exactly one hour after our session was due to end (I took the one hour), so I was already getting that rushed feeling.

Through the session, Lana constantly asked me what I wanted, which becomes annoying. I would have taken charge but wasn't sure what was on the menu, based on the mixed accounts I read of what she offers to some, and not to others (YMMV). Not to mention, but the language barrier does interfere with the decision making.

A little LFK to begin with on the couch, and than she asks if I want to go to the shower or the bed first...sounds good to me. I opt for the Lana body rub. We jump in the shower, and she slowly applies a very heavily scented body wash to both of us. I am allowed intermittent touching, sometimes letting me roam, and yet at other times pushing me away...guess it’s the whole teasing thing? As the shower progresses, we kiss, hug, and feel each other up abit more aggressively, and then it comes to a point where Lana covers me up, performs a rather quick CBJ, and begins to slide up and down my body, turning around every so often so that my full mast lil' Taury is rubbing against both her crevices. We exit the shower, dry off, and retire to the bedroom.

Lana lays down a sheet and asks if I want a massage, and I say sure. I opt for oil massage, thinking I might get a nice oily body slide. She performs an OK medium massage...boy, did the AMPs spoil me. She keeps asking me if I am happy, as she proceeds to give me a light finger touch. After 10 mins., she instructs me to turn over, and I engage in a little LFK, before she directs her nipples into my hungry mouth. What ensued was a quick, and rather hard CBJ, which I wasn't feeling. Then, she suddenly turned her back to me, and I was confused as to what she wanted, perhaps a massage? Well anyway, it didn't get to find out because she once again asked me if I was happy? I said I know what would make me happier. So, I took the bull by the horns, and rolled her gently onto her back, and climbed on to of her. After some LFK (wished it was DFK?), I slowly licked and sucked down her body...ears, neck, breasts, belly (damn, she does have a fine body overall), and inner thighs, before I began to dine. And damn, DATY I did, and quite extensively. She directed me as to how she likes it, which always helps, and boy did she soak me in her delicious juices . She said she came 3 times, and based on the scent and the flow, I'd have to agree. Each occurrence was more forceful than the time before with serious head gripping, and her feet planted against my shoulder for maximum effect, as she played with herself.

Now, she wanted to reward me, for what she said was a job well done. So, she suggested COB, huh? She began to jerk me off, but I was losing it, as that is not how I wanted things to end. I tried for a CBJ, but she didn't seem interested, so she suggested Mish, which is where we started, leading to CG, and the beginnings of DS. After a brief oral exploration of her hind quarters, I planted myself against the wall, and positioned her to the edge of the bed with that beautiful butt staring up at me, and gently thrust into her with one of my feet on the bed for maximum drive, as I lightly spanked he cheeks. Base on the way she met my every thrust, it seemed she was enjoying herself as much as I was? Shortly after, I released, and I continued to pound her, until I was spent. We both collapsed and exchanged a few kisses, only to realize that the next appt. (who had been buzzing her cell for about 20 mins.) had already been waiting for awhile.

Lana hurrily cleaned up the room, answered phones (at one point, she had 3 different phones in her hand), and went back to the way she way at the beginning...in hyper drive, and kinda distant/distracted. I headed off for a quick shower in an attempt to remove the sweat, body wash, sex and oil scents from my body, lol. I jump out and can't find a towel, so I run through the apt. soaking wet to retrieve the towel I used earlier but couldn't find it. I interrupt her phone conversation(s)...one in each ear, and she directs me to the kitchen where I see it on the counter. I quickly dry off, look at the clock, which indicates I'm over the hour by 20 mins., and dress as quick as I can. So, I am assuming the DATY must have been pleasing to Lana since that is what took up much of the session? I drop an additional tip for the extra time she offered, quick pee break, as she is still pleading with her appt. to chill, quick hug and kiss and out the door I go.

Get to the lobby and realize that the door is locked from the inside. Now, all I can think is that her next appt., or a tenant for that matter will be stepping up to the door at any moment, and I'm standing there with no way to exit. So, I have to call Lana to release the door lock with the buzzer. The buzzer goes off and I finally make my getaway into the rainy evening for the long bus ride home.

Overall, Lana is a sweet person who's best moment came in the time we spent in the bedroom. The before and after just seemed too frantic, rushed, distant, and confusing for me. Based on prior reviews, I expected more from the shower and the massage, but nonetheless, it was nice to have experienced the body shower. DFK would have also greatly heightened the session, as it would have cut down on all the quirky behavior and phone answering...and it would have helped lil' Taury from going soft at times. Heck, during DATY, it seemed Lana was oblivious to the vibrating phones? I suspect, Lana would be much more relaxed on a future visit, which would make it so much more enjoyable to be with her? So, yes, Lana is definitely worth a visit, and even a repeat visit for extended fun . And the rates Lana quotes are very reasonable, considering the services offered, but than again it might be a YMMV issue? All I know, is the sore neck I have today reminds me of the delicious DATY session I had with Lana...yum freakin' yum.

 

[teenuumkiypiymeor]

fs is available if she is comfortable with you, also 2 pops during the session

 

[Pompal 09.]

she does the nude bodyslide etc etc ++ for 120 half and 160 hour.
But she dont do FS....but what she does is sometimes better than fs.

 

[Alix C.]

Hi. What is the rate for fs for an hr with 2 pops? This will be my first time going to an actual provider. I been an outcaller most of the time. Any tips?

 

[Tiphanie Oakerman]

its been a while since i have been, her english is very limited, but she does give good service. very into it, 2 pops, fs extra, it was a hassle after the initial phone call. very concerned about LE. she does not mind dfk, or daty

 

[lwzewujm]

So after posting this I did get to see her, called up, sexy voice and the whole papi thing, gives me the corner to be at, get there call then told to walk further east, from there I given what I thought was the address, but no, call back and say I'm here whats the apartment, now I'm told it's the next building over, so this crap is turning me off, finally gives me the apartment #, go up she opens the door, I'm thinking nothing special, I put $160 on the dresser, big mistake, get undressed, she gets undressed, nice fake ones on her, nice ass, decent body, not skinny not fat, face a little rough but not awful considering she had no makeup on, so she massages and says you want a half hour right, I say no, I want an hour, it's $160 right? she says yes, but I don't have time, I have another appointment, I say ok, how much for the half? she says 120, I say fine, figuring I'll just take back 40 on the way out, so she says ok papi I give you a nice sensual massage, I'm enjoying the massage, but after 5 minutes I'm thinking, If I only have a half, we better get on with the show, so I ask can we have sex now? she says papi thats extra??? I say how much extra? she says what you put over there is good for the half hour, so I'm thinking whatever, I say fine, out comes the condom, and then a speech about how everything has to be safe, no kissing on the lips she says??? I read reviews talking about DFK??? any how all positions were tried, she was especially good on top, nice view, but felt a little rushed, ended with a handjob, in my previous post I said jerked off I'll take, and thats what I got in the end, the only way I go back to this broad is if she calls me, which someone posted that she does, but business seems to be going good for her so I don't see that happening.

 

[Happy Hunter]

I go in the morning/afternoon...its easy to get an unrushed appointment. Very hard to see her around 5 to 7. She is awesome. Def worth it. Her spanglish is difficult to understand though.

 

[Mooky69]

i've been here as well. i'm pretty sure her hr rate is 160 and it usually includes 2. i'm not the young stallion i used to be but if i could pop twice within the hour i would go for the hour. i normally get the half for 120 and 1 pop.

 

[?Who Am I?]

Sounds like a good deal for $160 and 2 pops

 

[??Savannah??]

Anybody see her lately? I was reading on the other board that now it's only 160 for the hr, all inclusive, 2 pops! I had no luck seeing her last time, I posted about it here, she told me to be at the corner, then never answered her phone, I called her tonight at 10:30 and she said she was in the train station, and could actually hear the train in the background, she sounded very nice, with the oh papi, you should have called earlier I would have taken care of you, call me Monday, we'll have a good time, yeah, yeah, blah, blah... I'll see if I could catch up with her late next week, I hope I don't get jerked around by her, jerked off, I'll take.

 

[inilumninkesk]

Will Lana return any calls if a message is left or should I
just keep calling until she answers?

Tried calling numerous times over 2 day period with no answer.
Left message for her to call me back. With business being very
good for her does she even bother calling back?

Had to resort to plan b at NY Oasis.
Learned to always have a follow up on this board, THANKS.

 

[Tauro]

I dont think Amalie works there anymore. There sometimes is a second girl w Lana name of Gabrielle, brunette petite. And the pics of Lana on her site definitely are her..they are taken in her shower. .she's I would guess in her lte 30's.
geocities.com/lanabodyrub