Just got back from a crazy adventure near Girish Park Metro Station. Iโve been following the Mumbai threads on this site for a while now but never got down to posting any eff reports or anything because I just enjoy occasionally reading about the various experiences that people have. I have my fixed SPs there between andheri -bandra and also know enough indies which Iโve met over the years, so my mongering in mumbai is pretty satisfying and uneventful, apart from the occasional disappointment over some โnaya maalโ that my SPs offer. So this is officially my first eff report on this site, or rather, how I almost got screwed instead.
Being in park street for the last few days, I noticed a lot of flyers pasted all over electric boxes about massages with pics of pretty girls on them. So I called a few numbers and they all ask you to come to Girish Park Metro station gate no.2 or 3. Promise a lineup of 20-25 girls between ages 18-25, ready for everything. 1.5k for massage+bj+fs. Iโve been mongering for a while now so I know not to believe any of that. But the price seemed OK and he said it was a massage parlour where Iโll be taken so I went.
Called up the SP after reaching Girish Park Metro station gate 2 and he arrived on a red scooty to pick me up. I waited while he made some phone calls and then he asked me to sit on the scooty. Confirmed the price again with him (1.5k) and told him donโt hide any extra charges, cos I donโt want trouble later and he said yes. Now I donโt know the streets of Kolkata too well but he took a left from the yes bank atm there, through tiny lanes, past some old library (est. 1800s I think) on a main road and then a sudden right into more tiny lanes. Thatโs when I realised Iโve been scammed. And he kept speeding through, not stopping even for a moment, so I canโt get off and run.
The lane was lined with some dirty looking aunties on both sides, past houses that seemed like they have more of the same. Finally, after much honking and speeding, he stopped inside a tiny lane and asked me to get off quickly and follow a girl into some building. The building was disgusting, but I knew not to judge too quickly because Iโve even been to KP in mumbai and theyโre similar, but not this bad. The girl takes me to a room upstairs and turns on some disco lights in the room and tells me to sit. She leaves and the SP from the scooty comes up into the room and closes the door. What I heard after that was probably the most ghastly scream Iโve heard in a while. โNAI RE BABAA!! AHHH! OWWWW!โ Sounded like someone being tortured in the room next door. The screaming went on for 2 mins and then went quiet. Thatโs when my johnny shuts down and my brain says get the F outta here asap.
Then some old aunty comes in and the scooty SP is calling someone else telling them to come fast. I think he may be calling the girls but no, heโs called his goon. The goon asks me to give the agreed rate to the old aunty. I give her the 1.5k. Then he tells me to give her an extra 1k for the room. I know whatโs going on so I give that as well without complaining. Then they frisk me saying โsecurity checkโ , checking everything in my pockets (phone, cigarettes, condi packet) and then want to go through my wallet. On refusing, they (4 of them) took it from me forcefully, looked through all the sections and I had 1k still left in it. But they didnโt take anything from it. Then they left the room and that same girl comes in, who showed me the room, and closes the door. Before she closes the door, I see the old aunty and the goon are standing outside my door discussing something, so I get the feeling theyโre gonna try and shake me up a bit more.
Thatโs when I noticed her properly for the first time - dark and chubby with a nice rack, but chubby. I donโt do chubby. I prefer my company slim and thatโs what I hoped to get from his lineup of 20-25 chicks *rolls eyes* but no, she is it. Take it or leave it.
By this time Iโve had enough, so I tell her I want to leave. She asks me to stay, offers to dance, stops me from leaving etc. But I tell her no, Iโve had enough and want some โdaaruโ with friends now anyway. Besides, these cunts are just out to cheat people so I donโt want to stick around and see how else theyโll scam me. So I give her an extra 200 and she screams out to the old lady saying I want to leave. That old lady says ok and the girl opens the door, saying give some โtipsโ to the girl. I told her Iโve given her 200 already so then she lets me leave. I hurriedly walked out of the area, tripping on the adrenalin rush, happy to be breathing the smoky Kolkata winter air.
Long story short, the lesson learnt is this - donโt call the numbers on the massage flyers pasted all over the city. Just sharing it here for the noobs who may not be able to handle the pressure/ will carry more money there only to get robbed. Losing 2.5k isnโt that big a deal because sometimes, you will be left unsatisfied while mongering even after spending that kinda money (or even more). And if some SP calls you to a Girish Park Metro station gate, run the other way as fast as you can. For your own safety, and because cheats like these deserve to die hungry.
Forum seniors, any idea where I was taken to? Any other stories you know of the place? Would be interesting to know.
Peace out.
P.S - Canโt wait to get back to my fav indie milf in mumbai. Been travelling for a while and now Iโm getting despo. And noobs, donโt ask for numbers. Youโre not getting any.