Just got back from a crazy adventure near Girish Park Metro Station. I’ve been following the Mumbai threads on this site for a while now but never got down to posting any eff reports or anything because I just enjoy occasionally reading about the various experiences that people have. I have my fixed SPs there between andheri -bandra and also know enough indies which I’ve met over the years, so my mongering in mumbai is pretty satisfying and uneventful, apart from the occasional disappointment over some ‘naya maal’ that my SPs offer. So this is officially my first eff report on this site, or rather, how I almost got screwed instead.
Being in park street for the last few days, I noticed a lot of flyers pasted all over electric boxes about massages with pics of pretty girls on them. So I called a few numbers and they all ask you to come to Girish Park Metro station gate no.2 or 3. Promise a lineup of 20-25 girls between ages 18-25, ready for everything. 1.5k for massage+bj+fs. I’ve been mongering for a while now so I know not to believe any of that. But the price seemed OK and he said it was a massage parlour where I’ll be taken so I went.
Called up the SP after reaching Girish Park Metro station gate 2 and he arrived on a red scooty to pick me up. I waited while he made some phone calls and then he asked me to sit on the scooty. Confirmed the price again with him (1.5k) and told him don’t hide any extra charges, cos I don’t want trouble later and he said yes. Now I don’t know the streets of Kolkata too well but he took a left from the yes bank atm there, through tiny lanes, past some old library (est. 1800s I think) on a main road and then a sudden right into more tiny lanes. That’s when I realised I’ve been scammed. And he kept speeding through, not stopping even for a moment, so I can’t get off and run.
The lane was lined with some dirty looking aunties on both sides, past houses that seemed like they have more of the same. Finally, after much honking and speeding, he stopped inside a tiny lane and asked me to get off quickly and follow a girl into some building. The building was disgusting, but I knew not to judge too quickly because I’ve even been to KP in mumbai and they’re similar, but not this bad. The girl takes me to a room upstairs and turns on some disco lights in the room and tells me to sit. She leaves and the SP from the scooty comes up into the room and closes the door. What I heard after that was probably the most ghastly scream I’ve heard in a while. “NAI RE BABAA!! AHHH! OWWWW!” Sounded like someone being tortured in the room next door. The screaming went on for 2 mins and then went quiet. That’s when my johnny shuts down and my brain says get the F outta here asap.
Then some old aunty comes in and the scooty SP is calling someone else telling them to come fast. I think he may be calling the girls but no, he’s called his goon. The goon asks me to give the agreed rate to the old aunty. I give her the 1.5k. Then he tells me to give her an extra 1k for the room. I know what’s going on so I give that as well without complaining. Then they frisk me saying ‘security check’ , checking everything in my pockets (phone, cigarettes, condi packet) and then want to go through my wallet. On refusing, they (4 of them) took it from me forcefully, looked through all the sections and I had 1k still left in it. But they didn’t take anything from it. Then they left the room and that same girl comes in, who showed me the room, and closes the door. Before she closes the door, I see the old aunty and the goon are standing outside my door discussing something, so I get the feeling they’re gonna try and shake me up a bit more.
That’s when I noticed her properly for the first time - dark and chubby with a nice rack, but chubby. I don’t do chubby. I prefer my company slim and that’s what I hoped to get from his lineup of 20-25 chicks *rolls eyes* but no, she is it. Take it or leave it.
By this time I’ve had enough, so I tell her I want to leave. She asks me to stay, offers to dance, stops me from leaving etc. But I tell her no, I’ve had enough and want some ‘daaru’ with friends now anyway. Besides, these cunts are just out to cheat people so I don’t want to stick around and see how else they’ll scam me. So I give her an extra 200 and she screams out to the old lady saying I want to leave. That old lady says ok and the girl opens the door, saying give some ‘tips’ to the girl. I told her I’ve given her 200 already so then she lets me leave. I hurriedly walked out of the area, tripping on the adrenalin rush, happy to be breathing the smoky Kolkata winter air.
Long story short, the lesson learnt is this - don’t call the numbers on the massage flyers pasted all over the city. Just sharing it here for the noobs who may not be able to handle the pressure/ will carry more money there only to get robbed. Losing 2.5k isn’t that big a deal because sometimes, you will be left unsatisfied while mongering even after spending that kinda money (or even more). And if some SP calls you to a Girish Park Metro station gate, run the other way as fast as you can. For your own safety, and because cheats like these deserve to die hungry.
Forum seniors, any idea where I was taken to? Any other stories you know of the place? Would be interesting to know.
Peace out.
P.S - Can’t wait to get back to my fav indie milf in mumbai. Been travelling for a while and now I’m getting despo. And noobs, don’t ask for numbers. You’re not getting any.