No but I’m on my second glass of 134 proof bourbon ….,could have been a writer or an alcoholic or both. Still working on which one I want to be when i grow up.
In university I studied linguistics- my major was “ cunnilinguistics” , I told this to a lady colleague once and she said “so you learned how to read lips!”
Should have married that girl - we were working late one night and she walked by my office and looked at me and went to the ladies washroom, walked back to my door and lifted her skirt exposing her shaved pussy and told me her underwear was getting wet so she had to take them off. She sat on my desk and raised her skirt and told me I had to do a practical exam of what I learned in school. We did this a few times and she would return the favour. By mutual agreement we stopped - we’re still friends now 30 years later. Cheers