You know you hobby too much when...

[Young A]

You know you hobby too much when you get this text :

" Sweetie I need a facvour. I have another favourite client who is running a little late so would you mind overlapping for a half hour . That way she won't be late for her start of shift at Hooter's . She says she would really , really appreciate it and is totally OK with sharing. She said she is too horny to wait till after work and her pussy is just aching to be fucked. You will love her . Oh and please pick up some lube cause she's a 3 holer , XXX000

 

[Valarie]

You know you hobby too much when you file a bankruptcy

 

[Reiki Chick]

When you flip through a magazine, and imagine an hour session with the ladies shown on the pages.

 

[Above Normal]

...When you create your own database complete with all agencies, their girls and indys. You prioritize the hundreds of girls and you still manage to get through over half of your extended TDL.

 

[Lewis]

You know youhave been hobbying too much when

it is Mothers day and you bought something for your favourite SP s kids to give her .

 

[DAVENANN A]

...When you are so close to your fav that you buy a gift for her mother on Mother's Day.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You know you have been hobbying too much when ;

you suggest a duo with your fave and her mother on Mother's day .

 

[Peaches]

OMG I didn't know you had a sick sense of humour as well. Mind you are there any mother/daughter SP duos out there? Since you brought it up I had to ask.

 

[Jim The Baptist]

That's not sick . Daughter . Mother . Grandmother ( toothless BJ ) now that's sick . I bet that has never been done . Wait a minute I forgot about the great state of Arkansas . It's probably already been done : ..

 

[Pompal 09.]

You know you are hobbying too much when

You are spending more on Viagra than car insurance .

 

[TheRyno]

I don't know if this one is funny or sad since it is a fact...

You know you are hobbying too much when,

...you have never had sex with anyone other than a SP!


Damn... cat's out of the bag now!!! :???:

 

[Scarlett]

...When you just seen an SP and you have a burning desire to see them again ASAP.

 

[hi_my_name_is_michelle]

You know you are hobbying too much when SO says ;

" I've noticed lately everytime I am wearing high heels and making that noise when the heel hits the hardwood you get a bulge in the front of your pants . Last night when I opened the front door for you I thought you were going to hurt your mouth you were grinning so hard "

 

[Boli Loquita]

...When you are so busy hobbying that you don't have time to come up with another reason that shows you hobby too much!

 

[p2000camaro]

...When you have almost exhausted your TDL so you start sizing up some favs for a duo into.

You guessed it I got another first time duo intro idea in mind.

 

[ismail i]

You know your are hobbying too much when

none of your underwear have any holes in them.

 

[Jackie F]

Socks too! ROTFLMAO

 

[Pompal 09.]

Dude , be careful . You might slip the no holes in the underwear by the missus but socks too , she is going to get suspicious . At least throw her off by wearing them a couple of days in a row :

 

[A Guy]

You know your are hobbying too much when ;

You SO finally agrees to a duo and you immediately rhyme off six possible candidates and she doesn't know any of them .

 

[Mister C.]

You know you are hobbying too much when you sit here and read this entire thread.: