You start seeing women from everyone elses TDL!
Your SO cuts your willy off!
When you know the guy in the other room by his real name!
When you're favourite SP says, "Your wife called, you need to pick up milk and bread."
When you're favourite SP says, "Your wife called, the Chinese food will ready at 5:30pm pick it up on your way home."
When your SO and SP hang out together.
When you say to Andy, I'd like to buy shares in Mirage
When you say to Vanessa, I should probably have my own key.
When you start hangin' your credentials on the wall of your favourite incall.
When you finish and you take the sheets off the bed and do the laundry.
When you're not concerned about taking a dump when she's there.
When manscaping becomes part of your daily routine.
When you show up at the Body Shop, and the salesgirl says HOF your order is ready, we'll help take it to your car.
When you go to LaSenza and the salesgirls say what sizes and colours do you need this week HOF!
When Andy and Vanessa give you a dressor drawer for your personal stuff
When Vanessa calls you because Sebelle has returned to TO and knows you want to see her first.
When Taylor calls you to let you know that Anna, Britney, Carmen, Julia, Kate and Sabrina are available for the Amazing Race PT 3!
When the SP says, I hope that I can live up to your expectations.
When you're searching for a bottle of your SPs favourite Hennessy and it's 300.00 and you buy it.
When you babysit, your favourite SPs children
When your SP goes decor shoppin' with you for your new pad b/c the SO booted your sorry ass out!
When your son brings home his new GF, and she's your SP.
When your daughter brings home her girlfriends and they say Hi HOF!
When you proposition your daughter's college friends.
When you go to parent/teacher night, and you have carnel knowledge of your child's teacher!
When you're alittle too excited about getting a prostate exam from your hot doctor.
When your SO asks, "Why are there cum stains in your boxers?"
When you enter class to give your lecture, and you know 6 of the young ladies already.
When you create a thread on another board that's called, "I LOVE YOU RUSSIAN MONIKA."
When you've got 10 reviews to complete, and no energy to do them!
When work calls your SP, cuz you're late!
When you do your estate planning with your SP and not SO.
When you tell your son, "Why make one miserable, when you can make happy."
When you mas****ate while lying beside your SO, calling out Noir's name!
When your SO asks, "Why are takin' French lessons."
When you accompany your SP to her appointment at the women's health clinic. Ouch!
When your SP knows all of your medical information in case of emergency!
When you list your SP as emergency contact.
When your mail is forwarded to your SPs address.
When the conceirge greets you with Hello Mr. HOF.
When the bartender at the SP wateringhole, brings you a Stella Artois and says Scarlett is running alittle behind schedule.